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Chapters (61)
  1. Cover
  2. About the Author
  3. PENGUIN BOOKS
  4. Dedication
  5. Epigraph
  6. The Shipwreck, 1987
  7. Heaven, Really
  8. Flying to Tower Hamlets
  9. The Coroner’s Office
  10. The Burial Ground
  11. Single at Mingles, 1988
  12. Café Italia, Soho
  13. Broadstairs-sur-la-Mer
  14. Clerken-well
  15. Fifty-one Days in Blackheath
  16. London Au Revoir
  17. La France
  18. The Freeway
  19. Hall of Mirrors, Versailles
  20. The Queen of France’s Boudoir
  21. A Caravan in a Country Lane
  22. The Convent
  23. Café des Fantômes, Paris
  24. The Camargue
  25. Morning in a French Lay-by
  26. A Thousand Miles from Home
  27. The Campsite
  28. Summer on the Coast
  29. The Crying Mountain
  30. Seeing Red in Orange Square, Marbella
  31. Rock of Jabal al-Tariq
  32. The Room in Jessie’s Head
  33. Mama Hortense’s Singing Kitchen
  34. Closing Time at Mama’s
  35. The Alps
  36. The Fêted House of Medici, Florence
  37. Continental Shift, Turkey
  38. The Silken Road
  39. Letter from the Court of Jessie at Ölüdeniz
  40. Summer of 1989: Court Budget
  41. Dreams of a Faraway Place
  42. A Trip Down Memory Lane
  43. Old Istanbul
  44. Eighteenth-century Slave Market
  45. In the Sultan’s Seraglio
  46. Life after the Camp Deserter
  47. The Front Line
  48. Güle, Güle, Ölüdeniz
  49. The Ocean Floor
  50. Eastern Anatolia
  51. Slipping into the Middle East
  52. The Supreme Court of ‘Justice’
  53. Antipodean Dreamtime
  54. The Glorious Gulf
  55. Epilogue: Under the Carpet at Windsor
  56. Acknowledgements
  57. Read more
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  61. THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING

A well-known playwright and bit-part thespian, William sits on a three-legged stool, looking slavishly up at Lucy. His features are like many another dreamy-eyed poet’s: tallow-complexioned, strong nose, sensitive lips, the makings of a beard and moustache. He wears a black velvet doublet with gold trim, black breeches cut into cerise silk panels and fashionably slashed leather shoes with cork heels. In his right hand are several sheets of foul papers, drafts of some love poems.

Oh, and he stinks. They all do. Stanley finds himself gagging as he peers over William’s shoulder and dips into his heart and mind, this newly discovered ability seemingly the most natural thing in the world.

Winter mist has been creeping up on William ever since his young son Hamnet died:

Grief fills the room up of my absent child

Grief comes in waves, he has learned. Too often his tears are so swilled that their sediment, anger, rises to the surface, leaving the taste of bitterness stinging his throat. No one understands him. He is always having to prove himself. Because he is the son of an illiterate glove-maker. The upstart playwright who didn’t go to university. Because the woman he loves is a bloody strumpet who, after all these years, still makes him feel like a man naked in a forest in a thunderstorm.

He is unravelling his papers. They are not yet published and he wants to test them on his current objet d’amour. Stanley looks down at the parchment paper, the jagged handwriting in black ink, the crossings out and thumb smudges, and realizes it’s written in Elizabethan English and he can scant comprehend it.

William: My love is as a fever, longing still,
For that which longer nurseth the disease.

He recites like an actor, typically over-egging his vowels and attacking consonants with an excess of plosive gusto. Lucy replies in a rotten English, cobbled together from the gutter and the gentry.

Lucy: William, thou art such a wimp. Pull thyself together.
I am in a mire and only thee can extricate me.

William reads from another sonnet, but Stanley finds himself fixated on Lucy. Her presence so dominates the room that he cannot help but be drawn to her, like someone else he has just met.

William: Past cure I am, now reason is past care,
And frantic-mad with evermore unrest.

Lucy: Well, that makes two of us. Past care am I too,
and frantic mad with terrible turbulence.

William: Thou art as tyrannous, so as thou art,
As those whose beauties proudly make them cruel.

Lucy: Yea, yea, but I do have a problem, sirrrah!
Marry! ’Tis not safe for my kinde here any more.

Her Majestie will have all blackamoores banished.
I will be as a fox with no place to hide. Damned

by the colour of my skin, hounded. As I speak,
they are rounding us up. I can no longer tarry.

William shuffles through his papers.