Chapters (93)
- Cover
- Dedication
- One
- Two
- Three
- Four
- Five
- Six
- Seven
- Eight
- Nine
- Ten
- Eleven
- Twelve
- Thirteen
- Fourteen
- Fifteen
- Sixteen
- Seventeen
- Eighteen
- Nineteen
- Twenty
- Twenty-One
- Twenty-Two
- Twenty-Three
- Twenty-Four
- Twenty-Five
- Twenty-Six
- Twenty-Seven
- Twenty-Eight
- Twenty-Nine
- Thirty
- Thirty-One
- Thirty-Two
- Thirty-Three
- Thirty-Four
- Thirty-Five
- Thirty-Six
- Thirty-Seven
- Thirty-Eight
- Thirty-Nine
- Forty
- Forty-One
- Forty-Two
- Forty-Three
- Forty-Four
- Forty-Five
- Forty-Six
- Forty-Seven
- Forty-Eight
- Forty-Nine
- Fifty
- Fifty-One
- Fifty-Two
- Fifty-Three
- Fifty-Four
- Fifty-Five
- Fifty-Six
- Fifty-Seven
- Fifty-Eight
- Fifty-Nine
- Sixty
- Sixty-One
- Sixty-Two
- Sixty-Three
- Sixty-Four
- Sixty-Five
- Sixty-Six
- Sixty-Seven
- Sixty-Eight
- Sixty-Nine
- Seventy
- Seventy-One
- Seventy-Two
- Seventy-Three
- Seventy-Four
- Seventy-Five
- Seventy-Six
- Seventy-Seven
- Seventy-Eight
- Seventy-Nine
- Eighty
- Eighty-One
- Eighty-Two
- Eighty-Three
- Eighty-Four
- Eighty-Five
- Author’s Note
- Acknowledgments
- About the Author
- Books by Kelly Yang
- Back Ad
- About the Publisher
“I don’t want to take it!” I protest. I try to give it back to him, but my finger accidentally taps Answer.
Reluctantly, I lift the phone to my ear. “Hello?” I ask.
Upon hearing my voice, the girl, whoever she is, hangs up. I look down at the name on the screen. The name on the screen reads “Tall. High cheekbones. Jimmy Choos.”
“Who’s Jimmy Choos?” I look up at Jay. “You name girls based on what they’re wearing?”
His face turns red as he mumbles a response. “I meet a lot of girls. It’s so I don’t forget what they look like.”
“What am I in here as?” I ask. I start searching my number. Jay reaches to grab his phone out of my hand but it’s too late. I find my number listed under “Claire. Cute smile. Virgin.”
“What the fuck?” I yell at him.
“I’m sorry! I’m just really organized,” he says.
“You’re organized? This is insane,” I tell him. I continue scrolling through the many, many girls in his contacts, and they’re all tagged “meis.” Mei means “hot girl” in Chinese.
“What the hell? Bubble butt? Button nose? Dimple cheeks?” I read from his phone. A few shoppers turn and stare at us. “And why are we all tagged meis?”
Jay plunges his face in his hands.
“It just helps me find the contact faster. It’s more efficient!”
“More efficient?” I put up my hands. I can’t believe this. “For what? When you text them for a booty call?” I meant it as a joke, but when he doesn’t respond, my eyes go wide. “Oh my God! That’s exactly what you do!”
I throw the phone back at him and pull my own out to get an Uber. I have zero interest in being with someone who labels girls based on the shape of their ass. I don’t care how nice he is to my friends at hot pot.
“Stop! What are you doing?” he asks as I walk away.
“You can find yourself another mei,” I yell as I head toward the parking lot.
As I’m walking out, Jay runs toward me and pulls me aside.
“Fine, you know what,” he says. He grabs his phone and holds it up so I can see. I watch as he does a quick search all for meis. There are 129 entries. 129! He highlights them all, and before I can say a word, he presses Delete.
“There,” he says. “All gone.”
I put my hand to my mouth.
The soft ocean breeze blows loose strands of my hair in my face as Jay pulls me close and wraps his arms around me.
“I don’t want those girls anymore.” He looks into my eyes and says, “I want you.”