Back Kick the Latch
Chapters (92)
  1. KICK THE LATCH
  2. ONE
  3. SOLID PLASTER
  4. THE OLD MAN
  5. IT WASN’T HIS FAULT
  6. MILK BONES
  7. BICYCLE JENNY
  8. TWO
  9. THE JOCKEY
  10. THERE WAS NOTHING ELSE
  11. BANG!
  12. I HAD MY SPILLS
  13. MY PAINT HORSE
  14. KIND OF FUNNY, A REAL CLOWN, AN ORNERY SON OF A BUCK
  15. THREE
  16. A LITTLE WIND-UP CLOCK
  17. SHORT-IRON
  18. DIRT TRACK, FLAT LAND, RAMSHACKLE BACKSTRETCH
  19. I WOULDN’T BARELY BREAK
  20. NOTHING NICE
  21. KEY TO THE QUARTER POLE
  22. GALLON OF BLOOD
  23. NUTS AND BOLTS
  24. BIG OLD HOLE
  25. I SEEN HIM EVERY DAY
  26. FOUR
  27. PICKLED BOILED EGGS
  28. THANKSGIVING
  29. ENOUGH
  30. CALL YOUR OWNERS, CALL HOME
  31. HAMBURGERS
  32. OUR PERSONAL ATTITUDES
  33. FIVE
  34. I OUTGREW THE POSITION
  35. THEY GET CHILLY
  36. THIS JOCK PACKS, THAT JOCK PACKS
  37. GRANDSTANDING
  38. BLACK SHOE POLISH
  39. SIX
  40. EVERYTHING MYSELF
  41. WASHED, BATHED, GOOD CARE
  42. YOU CHECK IT, YOU SHAKE IT
  43. A THOUSAND POUNDS OF PRESSURE
  44. WE’RE HUNGRY!
  45. STRAIGHT OFF THE GOAT
  46. SEVEN
  47. I KNOW WHAT I KNOW
  48. THEY GET THEIR HEADS JERKED OFF
  49. I THINK YOU’LL BE SAD
  50. BOBBLE, BOBBLE
  51. YOU CAN’T BLAME A MAN
  52. THIS HORSE, THIS RACE
  53. EIGHT
  54. RACETRACKERS
  55. FANCY SUITS, FANCY BOOTS
  56. PAUPER’S HILL
  57. THE OLD LADY
  58. JAKE THE PRINCE
  59. C’MON, CHARLIE!
  60. THE BIG DRINK
  61. WHERE’S THORBY?
  62. MIRACLE PERSON
  63. HE WAS LIVING HIGH
  64. I DIDN’T WANT NO DRAMA
  65. NINE
  66. THE RODEO STUNT
  67. HUNTERS AND JUMPERS
  68. TEN
  69. I WAS GIVEN A CHOICE
  70. THEY’D RATHER HAVE THE PISS
  71. STOP MY WORLD, LADY!
  72. STUPID CAMERAS, BIG LIGHTS
  73. GRAB THAT THING
  74. MILLIONS
  75. IT WAS HARD LIVING
  76. I TRIED TO BE A NORMAL PERSON
  77. THE HORSE TAUGHT ME ABOUT LIFE
  78. ELEVEN
  79. MISTER BAKER
  80. THIS SUCKER
  81. WITH THE MEN
  82. LA VEDETTE
  83. HER BLACK MOUSTACHE
  84. BLONDE, CUTE, BIG DIMPLES
  85. TWELVE
  86. ONAKONA
  87. BAD WEATHER OR NOT
  88. IT AIN’T LIKE A CAT
  89. PERENNIALS
  90. REMEMBER THIS?
  91. A PARTICULAR LANGUAGE
  92. AFTERWORD

I learned to gallop around the cornfields. There was always pheasants or deer jumping up to spook the thoroughbreds. I was riding short-iron, jockey-style. You use a light little saddle with a flat cantle and you stand in your irons — it takes the weight off the horse’s back and puts it over his loin and shoulders. You use long reins and tie them — you make a special cross. Lester’s daughter taught me how to make my cross and to keep my shoulders right, my back straight. You think about balance and control and you go easy on their mouths — you use a ring bit or snaffle bit, kind bits, not severe.

There’s an art to knowing how much horse you have left under you. You might get out in front in a route race, but you’ll run out of gas. No horse can run full bore the whole time. When you train a route horse, you do long, slow gallops to instill air in him. You make sure he has enough to carry him through to the end.

DIRT TRACK, FLAT LAND, RAMSHACKLE BACKSTRETCH

When we put a horse in to race at Jackson, South Dakota, I got to go along. We’d haul in the night before, sleep in a stall at the racetrack, and run our horse the next day. I rode in Old Bud’s pickup, in the middle, with Bud on one side and Riley Walker on the other. Old Bud would be puffing away on his nasty cigars and I’d be gagging. We pulled the trailer behind us and when we arrived, our stalls were ready — one for the horse, one for Bud, one for Riley, and one for me.

I’d been to Park Jackson plenty with my parents, but now I was on the backside. I got to meet other racetrack people besides those Denton people. I stood in the winner’s circle with Buckin’ Bones and got my picture taken.

Park Jackson was a recognized track, the only pari-mutuel betting in the state, but it was bottom of the barrel — one step above the bushes. It was backwoodsy. All kinds of crap went on. Still, it was where some good horses, some good trainers got their start.

Of course it’s gone now. They race motorcycles there instead.

I WOULDN’T BARELY BREAK

I went home at the end of the season. School started, but in my free time I read every book I could find about racehorses — feeding and conditioning and interval training and selective breeding and line breeding and hoof care, anatomy. I wanted to be better prepared when I went back.