Back Kick the Latch
Chapters (92)
  1. KICK THE LATCH
  2. ONE
  3. SOLID PLASTER
  4. THE OLD MAN
  5. IT WASN’T HIS FAULT
  6. MILK BONES
  7. BICYCLE JENNY
  8. TWO
  9. THE JOCKEY
  10. THERE WAS NOTHING ELSE
  11. BANG!
  12. I HAD MY SPILLS
  13. MY PAINT HORSE
  14. KIND OF FUNNY, A REAL CLOWN, AN ORNERY SON OF A BUCK
  15. THREE
  16. A LITTLE WIND-UP CLOCK
  17. SHORT-IRON
  18. DIRT TRACK, FLAT LAND, RAMSHACKLE BACKSTRETCH
  19. I WOULDN’T BARELY BREAK
  20. NOTHING NICE
  21. KEY TO THE QUARTER POLE
  22. GALLON OF BLOOD
  23. NUTS AND BOLTS
  24. BIG OLD HOLE
  25. I SEEN HIM EVERY DAY
  26. FOUR
  27. PICKLED BOILED EGGS
  28. THANKSGIVING
  29. ENOUGH
  30. CALL YOUR OWNERS, CALL HOME
  31. HAMBURGERS
  32. OUR PERSONAL ATTITUDES
  33. FIVE
  34. I OUTGREW THE POSITION
  35. THEY GET CHILLY
  36. THIS JOCK PACKS, THAT JOCK PACKS
  37. GRANDSTANDING
  38. BLACK SHOE POLISH
  39. SIX
  40. EVERYTHING MYSELF
  41. WASHED, BATHED, GOOD CARE
  42. YOU CHECK IT, YOU SHAKE IT
  43. A THOUSAND POUNDS OF PRESSURE
  44. WE’RE HUNGRY!
  45. STRAIGHT OFF THE GOAT
  46. SEVEN
  47. I KNOW WHAT I KNOW
  48. THEY GET THEIR HEADS JERKED OFF
  49. I THINK YOU’LL BE SAD
  50. BOBBLE, BOBBLE
  51. YOU CAN’T BLAME A MAN
  52. THIS HORSE, THIS RACE
  53. EIGHT
  54. RACETRACKERS
  55. FANCY SUITS, FANCY BOOTS
  56. PAUPER’S HILL
  57. THE OLD LADY
  58. JAKE THE PRINCE
  59. C’MON, CHARLIE!
  60. THE BIG DRINK
  61. WHERE’S THORBY?
  62. MIRACLE PERSON
  63. HE WAS LIVING HIGH
  64. I DIDN’T WANT NO DRAMA
  65. NINE
  66. THE RODEO STUNT
  67. HUNTERS AND JUMPERS
  68. TEN
  69. I WAS GIVEN A CHOICE
  70. THEY’D RATHER HAVE THE PISS
  71. STOP MY WORLD, LADY!
  72. STUPID CAMERAS, BIG LIGHTS
  73. GRAB THAT THING
  74. MILLIONS
  75. IT WAS HARD LIVING
  76. I TRIED TO BE A NORMAL PERSON
  77. THE HORSE TAUGHT ME ABOUT LIFE
  78. ELEVEN
  79. MISTER BAKER
  80. THIS SUCKER
  81. WITH THE MEN
  82. LA VEDETTE
  83. HER BLACK MOUSTACHE
  84. BLONDE, CUTE, BIG DIMPLES
  85. TWELVE
  86. ONAKONA
  87. BAD WEATHER OR NOT
  88. IT AIN’T LIKE A CAT
  89. PERENNIALS
  90. REMEMBER THIS?
  91. A PARTICULAR LANGUAGE
  92. AFTERWORD

There’s a lot of pain and pill abuse. You learn some of them are drunks. They show up to hot walk and they’re drunk. When they say they’re hungry, you don’t give them money. You take them to get a bite instead.

The leg paint I used on the horses had alcohol in it. One morning I came in at four and said, Where’s Thorby?

I finally found him passed out in an empty stall. I thought he was dead. He’d gotten into my tack box and drunk up all of my leg paint.

If you had a wild one, you gave it to Thorby — he’d jump on and hoot and holler. It was like he was glued to the horse. He wouldn’t ever fall off. Horses responded to him. Thorby was gentle but when he got drunk he’d pick a fight with a cigarette machine or a jukebox.

MIRACLE PERSON

My friend Bobbie Mackintosh was galloping a three-year-old and the three-year-old spooked. Bobbie’s foot got tangled in the irons and she got dragged. Her neck broke — a hangman’s break. She’d just gotten married the week before.

They life-flighted her off the racetrack and took her to the hospital. She was in a coma four months. She had a brain injury. When she woke up she was paralyzed except for her arms. She had to learn how to talk again. The husband dumped her, of course. He dumped her right away.

She got hurt in January. In late November, she showed up at the racetrack in a wheelchair. They let her work the pari-mutuel window. She talked real slow, but she remembered me. We used to hitch a ride to the racetrack together every morning at four back when we were staying at the El Rancho Motel — her and her boyfriend and me and the idiot I was with. She was the one who’d given me goat milk when I was sick. I knew her quite well.

Bobbie had to have surgeries all the time, and she was in therapy the rest of her life. She got a medical support dog and she got remarried, too. She was always working on her arm strength. You can read about her on the internet. Her doctors wrote testimonials about her determination and how she made history. She was known as a miracle person.

She just passed away last year. She wanted to write a book about her life. Anyway, she was from Minnesota.

HE WAS LIVING HIGH