Back Kick the Latch
Chapters (92)
  1. KICK THE LATCH
  2. ONE
  3. SOLID PLASTER
  4. THE OLD MAN
  5. IT WASN’T HIS FAULT
  6. MILK BONES
  7. BICYCLE JENNY
  8. TWO
  9. THE JOCKEY
  10. THERE WAS NOTHING ELSE
  11. BANG!
  12. I HAD MY SPILLS
  13. MY PAINT HORSE
  14. KIND OF FUNNY, A REAL CLOWN, AN ORNERY SON OF A BUCK
  15. THREE
  16. A LITTLE WIND-UP CLOCK
  17. SHORT-IRON
  18. DIRT TRACK, FLAT LAND, RAMSHACKLE BACKSTRETCH
  19. I WOULDN’T BARELY BREAK
  20. NOTHING NICE
  21. KEY TO THE QUARTER POLE
  22. GALLON OF BLOOD
  23. NUTS AND BOLTS
  24. BIG OLD HOLE
  25. I SEEN HIM EVERY DAY
  26. FOUR
  27. PICKLED BOILED EGGS
  28. THANKSGIVING
  29. ENOUGH
  30. CALL YOUR OWNERS, CALL HOME
  31. HAMBURGERS
  32. OUR PERSONAL ATTITUDES
  33. FIVE
  34. I OUTGREW THE POSITION
  35. THEY GET CHILLY
  36. THIS JOCK PACKS, THAT JOCK PACKS
  37. GRANDSTANDING
  38. BLACK SHOE POLISH
  39. SIX
  40. EVERYTHING MYSELF
  41. WASHED, BATHED, GOOD CARE
  42. YOU CHECK IT, YOU SHAKE IT
  43. A THOUSAND POUNDS OF PRESSURE
  44. WE’RE HUNGRY!
  45. STRAIGHT OFF THE GOAT
  46. SEVEN
  47. I KNOW WHAT I KNOW
  48. THEY GET THEIR HEADS JERKED OFF
  49. I THINK YOU’LL BE SAD
  50. BOBBLE, BOBBLE
  51. YOU CAN’T BLAME A MAN
  52. THIS HORSE, THIS RACE
  53. EIGHT
  54. RACETRACKERS
  55. FANCY SUITS, FANCY BOOTS
  56. PAUPER’S HILL
  57. THE OLD LADY
  58. JAKE THE PRINCE
  59. C’MON, CHARLIE!
  60. THE BIG DRINK
  61. WHERE’S THORBY?
  62. MIRACLE PERSON
  63. HE WAS LIVING HIGH
  64. I DIDN’T WANT NO DRAMA
  65. NINE
  66. THE RODEO STUNT
  67. HUNTERS AND JUMPERS
  68. TEN
  69. I WAS GIVEN A CHOICE
  70. THEY’D RATHER HAVE THE PISS
  71. STOP MY WORLD, LADY!
  72. STUPID CAMERAS, BIG LIGHTS
  73. GRAB THAT THING
  74. MILLIONS
  75. IT WAS HARD LIVING
  76. I TRIED TO BE A NORMAL PERSON
  77. THE HORSE TAUGHT ME ABOUT LIFE
  78. ELEVEN
  79. MISTER BAKER
  80. THIS SUCKER
  81. WITH THE MEN
  82. LA VEDETTE
  83. HER BLACK MOUSTACHE
  84. BLONDE, CUTE, BIG DIMPLES
  85. TWELVE
  86. ONAKONA
  87. BAD WEATHER OR NOT
  88. IT AIN’T LIKE A CAT
  89. PERENNIALS
  90. REMEMBER THIS?
  91. A PARTICULAR LANGUAGE
  92. AFTERWORD

When I did chores in the stable, Charlie hopped from beam to beam above me and said, Hello, Hello! One of my racehorses then was a nice big horse called Three Tabs, over sixteen hands tall. Charlie liked to dive down and nail the horse’s huge ears.

Then Charlie’s wings grew out a little and one day he took off. Johnny called and called. Charlie, Charlie! Nothing. No Charlie. On the second day we were getting worried about Charlie.

There was a big tree behind the barn, not far from the shed row. That afternoon, the tree was full of crows. Johnny ran up to the tree and shouted, Charlie, Charlie! The birds took off in a flock — except one. Hello! Hello! said the bird. Come here, Charlie! Johnny said. He had to clip Charlie’s wings again after that.

THE BIG DRINK

His name was Mick but we called him Humpty Dumpty. He was from Louisiana. When he went home for Christmas he’d bring back a bag of chicory coffee for me. He had a fat bald head, a big middle, little short legs. He was funny and jolly. He’d put his hands on his hips and cock his belly out and say silly stuff to make us laugh. He looked like a clown but he was a great horseman.

One night in January, a bunch of us went to a bar. We were working at a track in Michigan. After we finished our food, Mick said, I’m gonna go start the old gal up, and he went out to defrost his truck. He left it running while he settled his tab. But when he went out again to leave, the truck was gone. Next day, police found it wrecked in the river. Mick said, She took the big drink!

A few weeks later, after watering off for the night, I was driving from the track back to the room I’d rented in town. In Michigan it was so cold the water buckets froze — you had to hammer them out four, five times a day. I had a little topper on my truck and when the weather was warm I’d sleep back there. A mile down the road, someone knocked on the window behind my head. I almost crashed. I thought it was a man who wanted to murder me but it was Mick playing a trick.

WHERE’S THORBY?

A lot of my friends have gotten killed. A lot of them have steel rods down their spines. One guy lost his leg. He was a jockey who’d lost his leg, but he’d still gallop horses and pony them to the gate. Sometimes his fake leg would fall off when he was riding and someone had to run out and pick it up for him.