Chapters (92)
- KICK THE LATCH
- ONE
- SOLID PLASTER
- THE OLD MAN
- IT WASN’T HIS FAULT
- MILK BONES
- BICYCLE JENNY
- TWO
- THE JOCKEY
- THERE WAS NOTHING ELSE
- BANG!
- I HAD MY SPILLS
- MY PAINT HORSE
- KIND OF FUNNY, A REAL CLOWN, AN ORNERY SON OF A BUCK
- THREE
- A LITTLE WIND-UP CLOCK
- SHORT-IRON
- DIRT TRACK, FLAT LAND, RAMSHACKLE BACKSTRETCH
- I WOULDN’T BARELY BREAK
- NOTHING NICE
- KEY TO THE QUARTER POLE
- GALLON OF BLOOD
- NUTS AND BOLTS
- BIG OLD HOLE
- I SEEN HIM EVERY DAY
- FOUR
- PICKLED BOILED EGGS
- THANKSGIVING
- ENOUGH
- CALL YOUR OWNERS, CALL HOME
- HAMBURGERS
- OUR PERSONAL ATTITUDES
- FIVE
- I OUTGREW THE POSITION
- THEY GET CHILLY
- THIS JOCK PACKS, THAT JOCK PACKS
- GRANDSTANDING
- BLACK SHOE POLISH
- SIX
- EVERYTHING MYSELF
- WASHED, BATHED, GOOD CARE
- YOU CHECK IT, YOU SHAKE IT
- A THOUSAND POUNDS OF PRESSURE
- WE’RE HUNGRY!
- STRAIGHT OFF THE GOAT
- SEVEN
- I KNOW WHAT I KNOW
- THEY GET THEIR HEADS JERKED OFF
- I THINK YOU’LL BE SAD
- BOBBLE, BOBBLE
- YOU CAN’T BLAME A MAN
- THIS HORSE, THIS RACE
- EIGHT
- RACETRACKERS
- FANCY SUITS, FANCY BOOTS
- PAUPER’S HILL
- THE OLD LADY
- JAKE THE PRINCE
- C’MON, CHARLIE!
- THE BIG DRINK
- WHERE’S THORBY?
- MIRACLE PERSON
- HE WAS LIVING HIGH
- I DIDN’T WANT NO DRAMA
- NINE
- THE RODEO STUNT
- HUNTERS AND JUMPERS
- TEN
- I WAS GIVEN A CHOICE
- THEY’D RATHER HAVE THE PISS
- STOP MY WORLD, LADY!
- STUPID CAMERAS, BIG LIGHTS
- GRAB THAT THING
- MILLIONS
- IT WAS HARD LIVING
- I TRIED TO BE A NORMAL PERSON
- THE HORSE TAUGHT ME ABOUT LIFE
- ELEVEN
- MISTER BAKER
- THIS SUCKER
- WITH THE MEN
- LA VEDETTE
- HER BLACK MOUSTACHE
- BLONDE, CUTE, BIG DIMPLES
- TWELVE
- ONAKONA
- BAD WEATHER OR NOT
- IT AIN’T LIKE A CAT
- PERENNIALS
- REMEMBER THIS?
- A PARTICULAR LANGUAGE
- AFTERWORD
Bob was a big gambler, a little shaky. I was happy because I had a good stable of his horses to train, but he’d always put the screws to me. When he drank he’d take on the largest person he could find. One night a bunch of us were at a table at Hungry’s to celebrate a win. You grilled your own steaks at Hungry’s — big old sirloins, huge slabs of Texas toast. Bob got drunk and said, I’ll put my dick down the neck of this beer bottle. He was working on it when Charlene stood up and said, Bobby, put that little thing away. The waitress came over and we got kicked out of the restaurant.
At draw time, the owner had to be present, but Bob lived in Oklahoma, so he said, We’ll fix that problem right now and put the horse in your name. Well, wasn’t that fine and dandy — on paper, I was the owner. But then when we win a nice race, guess who paid the tax?
Bob’d come down for the races on Wednesdays and Saturdays. He’d rent a motel room for the week and the room would sit empty on days he drove back to Oklahoma. One week when I’d been sleeping in my truck he said, You might as well stay at the motel since it’s paid for, and he gave me the key. But then he came back early and let himself into the room one night while I was asleep. He thought he’d get him some from me.
He was slick, tricky — a slippery son of a bitch. He pulled stunts that made me look like an idiot. You had to watch him. You had to learn. He respected it when you outsmarted him. You can’t blame a man for trying, he’d say.
THIS HORSE, THIS RACE
His name was Dark Side. They had him on the kill truck for the slaughterhouse. When he was a baby, one of the brood mares kicked him in the head, knocked out one of his eyes. There was a big socket there, caved in but covered with fur, with a couple little eyelashes poking through.
He wasn’t mine at the time but I’d been watching him awhile. Then one day somebody said, That horse you like so well is gonna be slaughtered.
I said to Bob Bozeman, We need to get this horse. We can buy him for kill price, eight hundred bucks. That’s when kill price was high. Bob said, If you think you can do something with him, make us some money, I’ll fund it.