Back Kick the Latch
Chapters (92)
  1. KICK THE LATCH
  2. ONE
  3. SOLID PLASTER
  4. THE OLD MAN
  5. IT WASN’T HIS FAULT
  6. MILK BONES
  7. BICYCLE JENNY
  8. TWO
  9. THE JOCKEY
  10. THERE WAS NOTHING ELSE
  11. BANG!
  12. I HAD MY SPILLS
  13. MY PAINT HORSE
  14. KIND OF FUNNY, A REAL CLOWN, AN ORNERY SON OF A BUCK
  15. THREE
  16. A LITTLE WIND-UP CLOCK
  17. SHORT-IRON
  18. DIRT TRACK, FLAT LAND, RAMSHACKLE BACKSTRETCH
  19. I WOULDN’T BARELY BREAK
  20. NOTHING NICE
  21. KEY TO THE QUARTER POLE
  22. GALLON OF BLOOD
  23. NUTS AND BOLTS
  24. BIG OLD HOLE
  25. I SEEN HIM EVERY DAY
  26. FOUR
  27. PICKLED BOILED EGGS
  28. THANKSGIVING
  29. ENOUGH
  30. CALL YOUR OWNERS, CALL HOME
  31. HAMBURGERS
  32. OUR PERSONAL ATTITUDES
  33. FIVE
  34. I OUTGREW THE POSITION
  35. THEY GET CHILLY
  36. THIS JOCK PACKS, THAT JOCK PACKS
  37. GRANDSTANDING
  38. BLACK SHOE POLISH
  39. SIX
  40. EVERYTHING MYSELF
  41. WASHED, BATHED, GOOD CARE
  42. YOU CHECK IT, YOU SHAKE IT
  43. A THOUSAND POUNDS OF PRESSURE
  44. WE’RE HUNGRY!
  45. STRAIGHT OFF THE GOAT
  46. SEVEN
  47. I KNOW WHAT I KNOW
  48. THEY GET THEIR HEADS JERKED OFF
  49. I THINK YOU’LL BE SAD
  50. BOBBLE, BOBBLE
  51. YOU CAN’T BLAME A MAN
  52. THIS HORSE, THIS RACE
  53. EIGHT
  54. RACETRACKERS
  55. FANCY SUITS, FANCY BOOTS
  56. PAUPER’S HILL
  57. THE OLD LADY
  58. JAKE THE PRINCE
  59. C’MON, CHARLIE!
  60. THE BIG DRINK
  61. WHERE’S THORBY?
  62. MIRACLE PERSON
  63. HE WAS LIVING HIGH
  64. I DIDN’T WANT NO DRAMA
  65. NINE
  66. THE RODEO STUNT
  67. HUNTERS AND JUMPERS
  68. TEN
  69. I WAS GIVEN A CHOICE
  70. THEY’D RATHER HAVE THE PISS
  71. STOP MY WORLD, LADY!
  72. STUPID CAMERAS, BIG LIGHTS
  73. GRAB THAT THING
  74. MILLIONS
  75. IT WAS HARD LIVING
  76. I TRIED TO BE A NORMAL PERSON
  77. THE HORSE TAUGHT ME ABOUT LIFE
  78. ELEVEN
  79. MISTER BAKER
  80. THIS SUCKER
  81. WITH THE MEN
  82. LA VEDETTE
  83. HER BLACK MOUSTACHE
  84. BLONDE, CUTE, BIG DIMPLES
  85. TWELVE
  86. ONAKONA
  87. BAD WEATHER OR NOT
  88. IT AIN’T LIKE A CAT
  89. PERENNIALS
  90. REMEMBER THIS?
  91. A PARTICULAR LANGUAGE
  92. AFTERWORD

They say horse racing is cruel, but there’s more cases of cruelty with backyard stable people. No one knows anything about hoof care, teeth floating. They think they can turn a horse out on grass, but when there’s no grass the horse starves to death. Some neighbors of mine were feeding theirs bread from the bread truck. When one horse died, I called the state. In the meantime the others died of malnourishment, too. It took three horses lying there dead — rotting, and me calling and calling — before someone finally came to investigate, but there was no fine, no consequence.

PERENNIALS

This week I’ve been busy, but I’ve got to get those pictures of Rowdy in the mail for you. My cousins have been here and I was shampooing carpets before that.

It did snow once. We had a light dusting last week. It’s too early for it. We didn’t have time to bring the flowers in or mulch the beds. My potted plants froze. I threw a coat over one big rosemary, but the others died. Of course some of the perennials will survive even if they’re not properly zoned for this area. Today it’s supposed to be sixty degrees.

The Amish put rubberized fabric between the rows to keep the weeds down, but I didn’t do that this year and I lost a lot of strawberries. We might build raised beds next spring.

Last night Jerry and I watched a criminal show about JR Boyd and Ransom Farms. The big man at Ransom when I was there was JR Boyd’s friend, BJ Bundy. The two of them liked to hop on their jet and take it wherever they wanted. They were spending lavishly and Bundy was mismanaging the farm — he borrowed more and more.

Galewood was their most valuable horse, but then he died under mysterious circumstances and everything fell apart. Ransom went under. Everyone thought Bundy killed Galewood for the insurance payout, but nothing was ever proved.

REMEMBER THIS?

There was a big racetracker’s reunion recently at Horsemen’s Park. I wanted to go, but if you go, you end up wanting to go back to the track. People say you never get racing out of your blood. I still dream about it most nights.

I’ve got my Nebraska bunch. I’ve got my Florida and Kentucky friends, too. Someone’ll say, Hey, remember so-and-so? They’re usually talking about a horse but sometimes it’s a person.