Chapters (92)
- KICK THE LATCH
- ONE
- SOLID PLASTER
- THE OLD MAN
- IT WASN’T HIS FAULT
- MILK BONES
- BICYCLE JENNY
- TWO
- THE JOCKEY
- THERE WAS NOTHING ELSE
- BANG!
- I HAD MY SPILLS
- MY PAINT HORSE
- KIND OF FUNNY, A REAL CLOWN, AN ORNERY SON OF A BUCK
- THREE
- A LITTLE WIND-UP CLOCK
- SHORT-IRON
- DIRT TRACK, FLAT LAND, RAMSHACKLE BACKSTRETCH
- I WOULDN’T BARELY BREAK
- NOTHING NICE
- KEY TO THE QUARTER POLE
- GALLON OF BLOOD
- NUTS AND BOLTS
- BIG OLD HOLE
- I SEEN HIM EVERY DAY
- FOUR
- PICKLED BOILED EGGS
- THANKSGIVING
- ENOUGH
- CALL YOUR OWNERS, CALL HOME
- HAMBURGERS
- OUR PERSONAL ATTITUDES
- FIVE
- I OUTGREW THE POSITION
- THEY GET CHILLY
- THIS JOCK PACKS, THAT JOCK PACKS
- GRANDSTANDING
- BLACK SHOE POLISH
- SIX
- EVERYTHING MYSELF
- WASHED, BATHED, GOOD CARE
- YOU CHECK IT, YOU SHAKE IT
- A THOUSAND POUNDS OF PRESSURE
- WE’RE HUNGRY!
- STRAIGHT OFF THE GOAT
- SEVEN
- I KNOW WHAT I KNOW
- THEY GET THEIR HEADS JERKED OFF
- I THINK YOU’LL BE SAD
- BOBBLE, BOBBLE
- YOU CAN’T BLAME A MAN
- THIS HORSE, THIS RACE
- EIGHT
- RACETRACKERS
- FANCY SUITS, FANCY BOOTS
- PAUPER’S HILL
- THE OLD LADY
- JAKE THE PRINCE
- C’MON, CHARLIE!
- THE BIG DRINK
- WHERE’S THORBY?
- MIRACLE PERSON
- HE WAS LIVING HIGH
- I DIDN’T WANT NO DRAMA
- NINE
- THE RODEO STUNT
- HUNTERS AND JUMPERS
- TEN
- I WAS GIVEN A CHOICE
- THEY’D RATHER HAVE THE PISS
- STOP MY WORLD, LADY!
- STUPID CAMERAS, BIG LIGHTS
- GRAB THAT THING
- MILLIONS
- IT WAS HARD LIVING
- I TRIED TO BE A NORMAL PERSON
- THE HORSE TAUGHT ME ABOUT LIFE
- ELEVEN
- MISTER BAKER
- THIS SUCKER
- WITH THE MEN
- LA VEDETTE
- HER BLACK MOUSTACHE
- BLONDE, CUTE, BIG DIMPLES
- TWELVE
- ONAKONA
- BAD WEATHER OR NOT
- IT AIN’T LIKE A CAT
- PERENNIALS
- REMEMBER THIS?
- A PARTICULAR LANGUAGE
- AFTERWORD
Jimmie groomed a horse called Jake the Prince — a beautiful gray thoroughbred, a stakes-race winner, an unbelievable horse. Jimmie slept in tack rooms and took his footlocker track to track, traveling the circuit with Jake the Prince. Any chance Jimmie got he’d take Jake out to graze. He’d lie on the ground while Jake ate grass and talk to him, pet him, give him apples. Jimmie and Jake were meant for each other. The horse would always nicker at Jimmie when he saw him coming.
Jimmie would say, Sonia, you want a candy bar? Sonia, you want some coffee? Oh sure, Jimmie, I’d say, that would be nice. Sometimes we’d get tacos together at Ron Hegel’s restaurant in Omaha, Nebraska. Everyone else thought he was weird — Crazy Jimmie! But he had the same boss for years and he was an excellent worker.
Jake the Prince ended up breaking a leg in a race and had to be put down. After that, nobody seen Jimmie for a while. We were worried about him. He wasn’t a drunk by no means, but after he lost Jake, he went on a bender and disappeared for a month.
Eventually he came back and we went to Ron Hegel’s for lunch one afternoon. After we ordered, Jimmie started talking and didn’t stop. He told me about how he’d been a prisoner of war in Vietnam. He told it like he was reliving it. It was horrible, what he told me.
Back at the track, he showed me a folded piece of paper he kept in his footlocker. It was an article about when he and the other POWs got rescued. It listed the names of the soldiers and how long they’d been held. Jimmie was in there longest.
After his release, the army delivered all the letters he’d missed over the years. He found out his brother committed suicide and his mother died, too. He had nobody left when he came home.
I said, Jimmie, let’s get you some benefits — you should be entitled to something, you deserve it. But he didn’t want no one else to know about it. He was ashamed — or I don’t know what he was — but he refused. He wanted nothing to do with the government — no money, no help, no way.
C’MON, CHARLIE!
Johnny Block kept a pet fox called Roxy, a badger called Red, a pheasant called Ted, some ferrets, a few snakes, a myna bird, and a crow called Charlie. Crows are great talkers and Charlie talked beautifully.
C’mon Charlie! Johnny would say, and Charlie would flap over and land on Johnny’s shoulder. Charlie’s wings were clipped to keep him from flying too far. At lunchtime he’d sit next to me and I’d share my sandwich with him. I’d toss the meat in the air and he’d catch it.