Back Kick the Latch
Chapters (92)
  1. KICK THE LATCH
  2. ONE
  3. SOLID PLASTER
  4. THE OLD MAN
  5. IT WASN’T HIS FAULT
  6. MILK BONES
  7. BICYCLE JENNY
  8. TWO
  9. THE JOCKEY
  10. THERE WAS NOTHING ELSE
  11. BANG!
  12. I HAD MY SPILLS
  13. MY PAINT HORSE
  14. KIND OF FUNNY, A REAL CLOWN, AN ORNERY SON OF A BUCK
  15. THREE
  16. A LITTLE WIND-UP CLOCK
  17. SHORT-IRON
  18. DIRT TRACK, FLAT LAND, RAMSHACKLE BACKSTRETCH
  19. I WOULDN’T BARELY BREAK
  20. NOTHING NICE
  21. KEY TO THE QUARTER POLE
  22. GALLON OF BLOOD
  23. NUTS AND BOLTS
  24. BIG OLD HOLE
  25. I SEEN HIM EVERY DAY
  26. FOUR
  27. PICKLED BOILED EGGS
  28. THANKSGIVING
  29. ENOUGH
  30. CALL YOUR OWNERS, CALL HOME
  31. HAMBURGERS
  32. OUR PERSONAL ATTITUDES
  33. FIVE
  34. I OUTGREW THE POSITION
  35. THEY GET CHILLY
  36. THIS JOCK PACKS, THAT JOCK PACKS
  37. GRANDSTANDING
  38. BLACK SHOE POLISH
  39. SIX
  40. EVERYTHING MYSELF
  41. WASHED, BATHED, GOOD CARE
  42. YOU CHECK IT, YOU SHAKE IT
  43. A THOUSAND POUNDS OF PRESSURE
  44. WE’RE HUNGRY!
  45. STRAIGHT OFF THE GOAT
  46. SEVEN
  47. I KNOW WHAT I KNOW
  48. THEY GET THEIR HEADS JERKED OFF
  49. I THINK YOU’LL BE SAD
  50. BOBBLE, BOBBLE
  51. YOU CAN’T BLAME A MAN
  52. THIS HORSE, THIS RACE
  53. EIGHT
  54. RACETRACKERS
  55. FANCY SUITS, FANCY BOOTS
  56. PAUPER’S HILL
  57. THE OLD LADY
  58. JAKE THE PRINCE
  59. C’MON, CHARLIE!
  60. THE BIG DRINK
  61. WHERE’S THORBY?
  62. MIRACLE PERSON
  63. HE WAS LIVING HIGH
  64. I DIDN’T WANT NO DRAMA
  65. NINE
  66. THE RODEO STUNT
  67. HUNTERS AND JUMPERS
  68. TEN
  69. I WAS GIVEN A CHOICE
  70. THEY’D RATHER HAVE THE PISS
  71. STOP MY WORLD, LADY!
  72. STUPID CAMERAS, BIG LIGHTS
  73. GRAB THAT THING
  74. MILLIONS
  75. IT WAS HARD LIVING
  76. I TRIED TO BE A NORMAL PERSON
  77. THE HORSE TAUGHT ME ABOUT LIFE
  78. ELEVEN
  79. MISTER BAKER
  80. THIS SUCKER
  81. WITH THE MEN
  82. LA VEDETTE
  83. HER BLACK MOUSTACHE
  84. BLONDE, CUTE, BIG DIMPLES
  85. TWELVE
  86. ONAKONA
  87. BAD WEATHER OR NOT
  88. IT AIN’T LIKE A CAT
  89. PERENNIALS
  90. REMEMBER THIS?
  91. A PARTICULAR LANGUAGE
  92. AFTERWORD

Jimmie groomed a horse called Jake the Prince — a beautiful gray thoroughbred, a stakes-race winner, an unbelievable horse. Jimmie slept in tack rooms and took his footlocker track to track, traveling the circuit with Jake the Prince. Any chance Jimmie got he’d take Jake out to graze. He’d lie on the ground while Jake ate grass and talk to him, pet him, give him apples. Jimmie and Jake were meant for each other. The horse would always nicker at Jimmie when he saw him coming.

Jimmie would say, Sonia, you want a candy bar? Sonia, you want some coffee? Oh sure, Jimmie, I’d say, that would be nice. Sometimes we’d get tacos together at Ron Hegel’s restaurant in Omaha, Nebraska. Everyone else thought he was weird — Crazy Jimmie! But he had the same boss for years and he was an excellent worker.

Jake the Prince ended up breaking a leg in a race and had to be put down. After that, nobody seen Jimmie for a while. We were worried about him. He wasn’t a drunk by no means, but after he lost Jake, he went on a bender and disappeared for a month.

Eventually he came back and we went to Ron Hegel’s for lunch one afternoon. After we ordered, Jimmie started talking and didn’t stop. He told me about how he’d been a prisoner of war in Vietnam. He told it like he was reliving it. It was horrible, what he told me.

Back at the track, he showed me a folded piece of paper he kept in his footlocker. It was an article about when he and the other POWs got rescued. It listed the names of the soldiers and how long they’d been held. Jimmie was in there longest.

After his release, the army delivered all the letters he’d missed over the years. He found out his brother committed suicide and his mother died, too. He had nobody left when he came home.

I said, Jimmie, let’s get you some benefits — you should be entitled to something, you deserve it. But he didn’t want no one else to know about it. He was ashamed — or I don’t know what he was — but he refused. He wanted nothing to do with the government — no money, no help, no way.

C’MON, CHARLIE!

Johnny Block kept a pet fox called Roxy, a badger called Red, a pheasant called Ted, some ferrets, a few snakes, a myna bird, and a crow called Charlie. Crows are great talkers and Charlie talked beautifully.

C’mon Charlie! Johnny would say, and Charlie would flap over and land on Johnny’s shoulder. Charlie’s wings were clipped to keep him from flying too far. At lunchtime he’d sit next to me and I’d share my sandwich with him. I’d toss the meat in the air and he’d catch it.