Back Kick the Latch
Chapters (92)
  1. KICK THE LATCH
  2. ONE
  3. SOLID PLASTER
  4. THE OLD MAN
  5. IT WASN’T HIS FAULT
  6. MILK BONES
  7. BICYCLE JENNY
  8. TWO
  9. THE JOCKEY
  10. THERE WAS NOTHING ELSE
  11. BANG!
  12. I HAD MY SPILLS
  13. MY PAINT HORSE
  14. KIND OF FUNNY, A REAL CLOWN, AN ORNERY SON OF A BUCK
  15. THREE
  16. A LITTLE WIND-UP CLOCK
  17. SHORT-IRON
  18. DIRT TRACK, FLAT LAND, RAMSHACKLE BACKSTRETCH
  19. I WOULDN’T BARELY BREAK
  20. NOTHING NICE
  21. KEY TO THE QUARTER POLE
  22. GALLON OF BLOOD
  23. NUTS AND BOLTS
  24. BIG OLD HOLE
  25. I SEEN HIM EVERY DAY
  26. FOUR
  27. PICKLED BOILED EGGS
  28. THANKSGIVING
  29. ENOUGH
  30. CALL YOUR OWNERS, CALL HOME
  31. HAMBURGERS
  32. OUR PERSONAL ATTITUDES
  33. FIVE
  34. I OUTGREW THE POSITION
  35. THEY GET CHILLY
  36. THIS JOCK PACKS, THAT JOCK PACKS
  37. GRANDSTANDING
  38. BLACK SHOE POLISH
  39. SIX
  40. EVERYTHING MYSELF
  41. WASHED, BATHED, GOOD CARE
  42. YOU CHECK IT, YOU SHAKE IT
  43. A THOUSAND POUNDS OF PRESSURE
  44. WE’RE HUNGRY!
  45. STRAIGHT OFF THE GOAT
  46. SEVEN
  47. I KNOW WHAT I KNOW
  48. THEY GET THEIR HEADS JERKED OFF
  49. I THINK YOU’LL BE SAD
  50. BOBBLE, BOBBLE
  51. YOU CAN’T BLAME A MAN
  52. THIS HORSE, THIS RACE
  53. EIGHT
  54. RACETRACKERS
  55. FANCY SUITS, FANCY BOOTS
  56. PAUPER’S HILL
  57. THE OLD LADY
  58. JAKE THE PRINCE
  59. C’MON, CHARLIE!
  60. THE BIG DRINK
  61. WHERE’S THORBY?
  62. MIRACLE PERSON
  63. HE WAS LIVING HIGH
  64. I DIDN’T WANT NO DRAMA
  65. NINE
  66. THE RODEO STUNT
  67. HUNTERS AND JUMPERS
  68. TEN
  69. I WAS GIVEN A CHOICE
  70. THEY’D RATHER HAVE THE PISS
  71. STOP MY WORLD, LADY!
  72. STUPID CAMERAS, BIG LIGHTS
  73. GRAB THAT THING
  74. MILLIONS
  75. IT WAS HARD LIVING
  76. I TRIED TO BE A NORMAL PERSON
  77. THE HORSE TAUGHT ME ABOUT LIFE
  78. ELEVEN
  79. MISTER BAKER
  80. THIS SUCKER
  81. WITH THE MEN
  82. LA VEDETTE
  83. HER BLACK MOUSTACHE
  84. BLONDE, CUTE, BIG DIMPLES
  85. TWELVE
  86. ONAKONA
  87. BAD WEATHER OR NOT
  88. IT AIN’T LIKE A CAT
  89. PERENNIALS
  90. REMEMBER THIS?
  91. A PARTICULAR LANGUAGE
  92. AFTERWORD

They found his racing license, but he was using a phony name. Cops came out to the racetrack to investigate the identity of this young man who’d committed suicide in the jail, but we had nothing to tell them.

A few weeks later we heard he was to be buried in a pauper’s grave, so my friend and I went. I don’t know why. We barely knew him. We paid respects. There was no tombstone, just a little plastic marker with his fake name, so my friend and I asked the cemetery if we could make our own stone for him. Back at the track, we laid boards down, poured cement, and set a horseshoe in each corner.

Pauper’s Hill they called it. The pauper’s part was really pretty. When our tombstone was dry, we took it out to his grave with some little flowers from the racetrack.

Later we saw an article about him. They’d finally found his true identity. He had warrants out for his arrest. His family decided to leave his body where it was.

THE OLD LADY

Hoser was a hot walker who’d get drunk and start feeling people up. You never knew who he was trying to take home. He was after this young gal once, Lily, but she didn’t like him. Lily’s grandmother owned some horses and Lily would drive up to help her on weekends. The grandmother had a trailer in the park with the rest of us and when Lily came, the old lady would go back to where she was from and Lily would stay in the trailer.

One night when Hoser was lit up, he sneaked into the trailer where Lily was sleeping. He took his clothes off and crawled under the covers with her. But it wasn’t Lily in the bed — it was the old lady. She was a tough old lady with bow legs and a big gruff voice, and she sat up and yelled, What in the hell?

Hoser screamed and ran out. He woke everybody up. We watched him run naked through camp, looking for his clothes. He forgot he’d left them in the old lady’s trailer.

JAKE THE PRINCE

Jimmie was so skinny. He walked with a limp and his teeth were messed up. He was meek and mild and when he talked he was shy — a real nervous actor — and he had a little stutter. Anytime it rained he’d go out and dance in it. He had an old red pickup, a Dodge Ram, and he was always polishing the chrome ram on the hood with his T-shirt until someone stole it one day when he went into town.