Chapters (92)
- KICK THE LATCH
- ONE
- SOLID PLASTER
- THE OLD MAN
- IT WASN’T HIS FAULT
- MILK BONES
- BICYCLE JENNY
- TWO
- THE JOCKEY
- THERE WAS NOTHING ELSE
- BANG!
- I HAD MY SPILLS
- MY PAINT HORSE
- KIND OF FUNNY, A REAL CLOWN, AN ORNERY SON OF A BUCK
- THREE
- A LITTLE WIND-UP CLOCK
- SHORT-IRON
- DIRT TRACK, FLAT LAND, RAMSHACKLE BACKSTRETCH
- I WOULDN’T BARELY BREAK
- NOTHING NICE
- KEY TO THE QUARTER POLE
- GALLON OF BLOOD
- NUTS AND BOLTS
- BIG OLD HOLE
- I SEEN HIM EVERY DAY
- FOUR
- PICKLED BOILED EGGS
- THANKSGIVING
- ENOUGH
- CALL YOUR OWNERS, CALL HOME
- HAMBURGERS
- OUR PERSONAL ATTITUDES
- FIVE
- I OUTGREW THE POSITION
- THEY GET CHILLY
- THIS JOCK PACKS, THAT JOCK PACKS
- GRANDSTANDING
- BLACK SHOE POLISH
- SIX
- EVERYTHING MYSELF
- WASHED, BATHED, GOOD CARE
- YOU CHECK IT, YOU SHAKE IT
- A THOUSAND POUNDS OF PRESSURE
- WE’RE HUNGRY!
- STRAIGHT OFF THE GOAT
- SEVEN
- I KNOW WHAT I KNOW
- THEY GET THEIR HEADS JERKED OFF
- I THINK YOU’LL BE SAD
- BOBBLE, BOBBLE
- YOU CAN’T BLAME A MAN
- THIS HORSE, THIS RACE
- EIGHT
- RACETRACKERS
- FANCY SUITS, FANCY BOOTS
- PAUPER’S HILL
- THE OLD LADY
- JAKE THE PRINCE
- C’MON, CHARLIE!
- THE BIG DRINK
- WHERE’S THORBY?
- MIRACLE PERSON
- HE WAS LIVING HIGH
- I DIDN’T WANT NO DRAMA
- NINE
- THE RODEO STUNT
- HUNTERS AND JUMPERS
- TEN
- I WAS GIVEN A CHOICE
- THEY’D RATHER HAVE THE PISS
- STOP MY WORLD, LADY!
- STUPID CAMERAS, BIG LIGHTS
- GRAB THAT THING
- MILLIONS
- IT WAS HARD LIVING
- I TRIED TO BE A NORMAL PERSON
- THE HORSE TAUGHT ME ABOUT LIFE
- ELEVEN
- MISTER BAKER
- THIS SUCKER
- WITH THE MEN
- LA VEDETTE
- HER BLACK MOUSTACHE
- BLONDE, CUTE, BIG DIMPLES
- TWELVE
- ONAKONA
- BAD WEATHER OR NOT
- IT AIN’T LIKE A CAT
- PERENNIALS
- REMEMBER THIS?
- A PARTICULAR LANGUAGE
- AFTERWORD
Director Dean was owned by Hank Killdeer of Killdeer Ford in Chance Rapids. Hank Killdeer kept talking about selling Director Dean. I said, You don’t want to sell him, he’s going good.
Hank Killdeer says, I’m offered a good price for him.
Oh sure, I say. They seen him in the workouts. They seen him training like a bear. He’s stake horse material.
Hank says, Are you sure he’s good?
I say, He’s very good.
Hank says, Well, it’s kind of nice. It’s a lot of money they’re offering.
So I stick my neck out. I say, You do what you want, but come over tomorrow morning, I’ll have Billy Fargo come. You take a look at him. I think you’ll be sad if you sell him, I say.
So Hank Killdeer kept him. Director Dean ran third his first time. You need to give them a race just to get some air pumped into them — but he came in third. After that he ran out $130,000 as a two-year-old. He won the stakes.
Hank Killdeer says, I’m so glad. He says, I was ready to sell him for five thousand.
After that, Hank Killdeer of Killdeer Ford sold my dad a brand-new truck for five thousand dollars.
BOBBLE, BOBBLE
You spend hours and hours with a horse — you fall in love with them. They run their hearts out for you. You know when they’re hurting.
Janet M — she’d run like a house on fire, but she was getting sorer and sorer. I told the owner, We need to blister her and give her some time, bring her back next spring.
Oh no, the owner says, she wants to race — she’s better than ever.
You’re not there in the morning when she can’t even stand up, I said. So I refused. I said I wouldn’t train her no more.
The owner — Tricky Ricky people called him — he found somebody else to do it. Next time Janet M ran I was there, watching the race. Bobble, bobble — she busted her leg clean off.
I found Tricky Ricky afterwards. I said, You call yourself a horseman?
YOU CAN’T BLAME A MAN
Bob Bozeman was an owner who’d been a jockey. He weighed maybe 120 pounds soaking wet. His wife Charlene was a big woman with blonde, fluffy, weird hair like a movie star’s. They had two grown daughters and then they had a little gal, Bebe, who was an accident — Charlene got pregnant when she was forty-four years old. The squirt was spoiled, spoiled, spoiled. She was a little friend who’d help me sometimes with the horses.