Back Kick the Latch
Chapters (92)
  1. KICK THE LATCH
  2. ONE
  3. SOLID PLASTER
  4. THE OLD MAN
  5. IT WASN’T HIS FAULT
  6. MILK BONES
  7. BICYCLE JENNY
  8. TWO
  9. THE JOCKEY
  10. THERE WAS NOTHING ELSE
  11. BANG!
  12. I HAD MY SPILLS
  13. MY PAINT HORSE
  14. KIND OF FUNNY, A REAL CLOWN, AN ORNERY SON OF A BUCK
  15. THREE
  16. A LITTLE WIND-UP CLOCK
  17. SHORT-IRON
  18. DIRT TRACK, FLAT LAND, RAMSHACKLE BACKSTRETCH
  19. I WOULDN’T BARELY BREAK
  20. NOTHING NICE
  21. KEY TO THE QUARTER POLE
  22. GALLON OF BLOOD
  23. NUTS AND BOLTS
  24. BIG OLD HOLE
  25. I SEEN HIM EVERY DAY
  26. FOUR
  27. PICKLED BOILED EGGS
  28. THANKSGIVING
  29. ENOUGH
  30. CALL YOUR OWNERS, CALL HOME
  31. HAMBURGERS
  32. OUR PERSONAL ATTITUDES
  33. FIVE
  34. I OUTGREW THE POSITION
  35. THEY GET CHILLY
  36. THIS JOCK PACKS, THAT JOCK PACKS
  37. GRANDSTANDING
  38. BLACK SHOE POLISH
  39. SIX
  40. EVERYTHING MYSELF
  41. WASHED, BATHED, GOOD CARE
  42. YOU CHECK IT, YOU SHAKE IT
  43. A THOUSAND POUNDS OF PRESSURE
  44. WE’RE HUNGRY!
  45. STRAIGHT OFF THE GOAT
  46. SEVEN
  47. I KNOW WHAT I KNOW
  48. THEY GET THEIR HEADS JERKED OFF
  49. I THINK YOU’LL BE SAD
  50. BOBBLE, BOBBLE
  51. YOU CAN’T BLAME A MAN
  52. THIS HORSE, THIS RACE
  53. EIGHT
  54. RACETRACKERS
  55. FANCY SUITS, FANCY BOOTS
  56. PAUPER’S HILL
  57. THE OLD LADY
  58. JAKE THE PRINCE
  59. C’MON, CHARLIE!
  60. THE BIG DRINK
  61. WHERE’S THORBY?
  62. MIRACLE PERSON
  63. HE WAS LIVING HIGH
  64. I DIDN’T WANT NO DRAMA
  65. NINE
  66. THE RODEO STUNT
  67. HUNTERS AND JUMPERS
  68. TEN
  69. I WAS GIVEN A CHOICE
  70. THEY’D RATHER HAVE THE PISS
  71. STOP MY WORLD, LADY!
  72. STUPID CAMERAS, BIG LIGHTS
  73. GRAB THAT THING
  74. MILLIONS
  75. IT WAS HARD LIVING
  76. I TRIED TO BE A NORMAL PERSON
  77. THE HORSE TAUGHT ME ABOUT LIFE
  78. ELEVEN
  79. MISTER BAKER
  80. THIS SUCKER
  81. WITH THE MEN
  82. LA VEDETTE
  83. HER BLACK MOUSTACHE
  84. BLONDE, CUTE, BIG DIMPLES
  85. TWELVE
  86. ONAKONA
  87. BAD WEATHER OR NOT
  88. IT AIN’T LIKE A CAT
  89. PERENNIALS
  90. REMEMBER THIS?
  91. A PARTICULAR LANGUAGE
  92. AFTERWORD

Director Dean was owned by Hank Killdeer of Killdeer Ford in Chance Rapids. Hank Killdeer kept talking about selling Director Dean. I said, You don’t want to sell him, he’s going good.

Hank Killdeer says, I’m offered a good price for him.

Oh sure, I say. They seen him in the workouts. They seen him training like a bear. He’s stake horse material.

Hank says, Are you sure he’s good?

I say, He’s very good.

Hank says, Well, it’s kind of nice. It’s a lot of money they’re offering.

So I stick my neck out. I say, You do what you want, but come over tomorrow morning, I’ll have Billy Fargo come. You take a look at him. I think you’ll be sad if you sell him, I say.

So Hank Killdeer kept him. Director Dean ran third his first time. You need to give them a race just to get some air pumped into them — but he came in third. After that he ran out $130,000 as a two-year-old. He won the stakes.

Hank Killdeer says, I’m so glad. He says, I was ready to sell him for five thousand.

After that, Hank Killdeer of Killdeer Ford sold my dad a brand-new truck for five thousand dollars.

BOBBLE, BOBBLE

You spend hours and hours with a horse — you fall in love with them. They run their hearts out for you. You know when they’re hurting.

Janet M — she’d run like a house on fire, but she was getting sorer and sorer. I told the owner, We need to blister her and give her some time, bring her back next spring.

Oh no, the owner says, she wants to race — she’s better than ever.

You’re not there in the morning when she can’t even stand up, I said. So I refused. I said I wouldn’t train her no more.

The owner — Tricky Ricky people called him — he found somebody else to do it. Next time Janet M ran I was there, watching the race. Bobble, bobble — she busted her leg clean off.

I found Tricky Ricky afterwards. I said, You call yourself a horseman?

YOU CAN’T BLAME A MAN

Bob Bozeman was an owner who’d been a jockey. He weighed maybe 120 pounds soaking wet. His wife Charlene was a big woman with blonde, fluffy, weird hair like a movie star’s. They had two grown daughters and then they had a little gal, Bebe, who was an accident — Charlene got pregnant when she was forty-four years old. The squirt was spoiled, spoiled, spoiled. She was a little friend who’d help me sometimes with the horses.