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Chapters (69)
  1. Copyright Notice
  2. THE MILLENNIUM
  3. DON
  4. HANNAH
  5. KAREN
  6. DON’S MOTHER
  7. PETER
  8. THE MOTHER
  9. DR. BROWN
  10. HANNAH’S FATHER
  11. SERGEJ
  12. MOTHER
  13. THE RUSSIAN
  14. THOME
  15. THE RED DEER
  16. THOME’S FATHER
  17. WALTER
  18. KAREN’S BIG BROTHER
  19. PATUK
  20. OLD WOMAN
  21. POLICEWOMAN
  22. BEFORE THE INTERMISSION
  23. INTERMISSION
  24. HUMANITY
  25. SIR ERNEST (EARL)
  26. COMMUNICATIONS CONSULTANT
  27. PROGRAMMER
  28. MA WEI
  29. CARL
  30. THE FRIENDS (BEN, KEMAL, PAVEL, MAGGY, RACHEL)
  31. BODYCAM MAN
  32. MAGGY
  33. MR. M.
  34. ROGER
  35. THE AVERAGE ENGLISHMAN
  36. THE LAB DIRECTOR
  37. HONEST MAN
  38. JOB NOMADS
  39. COURIER
  40. BOXER
  41. ATTACKERS
  42. THE EIGHT-YEAR-OLD PROSTITUTE
  43. KEVIN
  44. SWEATING MAN
  45. BERTA AND HENRY’S
  46. RACHEL
  47. YOUNG MEN
  48. ARTHUR
  49. STUDENT
  50. ROB
  51. A WOMAN
  52. PHILOSOPHER
  53. THE MATTRESS SELLER
  54. ABDULLAH B.
  55. THE PRO-LIFERS
  56. PROFESSOR DR. KUHN
  57. JON
  58. PROFESSOR
  59. MIDDLE-AGED TEACHER
  60. WOMAN WITH THE THINNING HAIR
  61. BANKER
  62. THE CHILD
  63. THE NEW PRIME MINISTER
  64. MADAME CECILIE
  65. THE JOURNALIST
  66. THE WORLD
  67. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  68. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
  69. Newsletter Sign-up

Into the vats. Normal. The way one normally stares into vats. The concrete floor beneath her bare feet is cold; Karen sweats. She is the wood from which revolutionaries are carved. She is the resistance. The Rosa Luxemburg of biohacking. She is the avenger of all women and children, and now she looks completely crazy, she jumps around the brewery, today her work is complete. She’s done it. Here swims her work—harmless-seeming little cells, inside of which the virus has gestated. Zombie babies. Aliens. Now the cells must have disintegrated and she can siphon off the virus. Siphoning off virus—something everyone should do once, siphon off virus. Feel their life. One liter will yield about 2.5 trillion of them, which she can easily transport in small containers. Maybe it won’t be enough to effectively contaminate the drinking water. It’s a first attempt, and after a week there should be discernible results. Once absorbed through the oral mucous membrane, the infernal stuff will show its effect, blasting through the hematoencephalic barrier and deactivating the effect of testosterone. Right, and then. Listen up.

No sexual excitability, no aggression, no desire in men to impress sexual partners, to eliminate competitors, to bugger up the world. The effect is irreversible. Ir-re-versible. If it works. Here goes. Out. Into the world, where it is still drizzling, where it no longer smells. It no longer smells of anything, isn’t that strange? No longer like earth and flowers and petrol, tar, or food, it smells flat. Concrete and plastic. That is, nothing. This lack of olfactory sensations increases people’s feelings of alienation. They live without any participation in the actions of existence. The people.

Karen lugs the first container full of her little friends, excitedly awaiting their mission, toward the Thames. The artery of the city, Karen would think, if she were daft. The strong current, which for some time has no longer carried corpses—the hope, you know, there’s hope again, which holds many people back from jumping to their death. She sits down on the bank, which is primarily formed of old plastic waste. Karen looks at the dark, brackish-smelling water, she sees the distant lights of the city, she imagines how calm it will soon be. And wonders how she can expand her project to the entire country. Karen supposes she can see the curvature of the earth over there, where the sea must be,

Ha ha.

KEVIN

FAMILY STATUS: single

PROFESSION: aeronautical engineering, so to speak

HEALTH STATUS: insane