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Chapters (69)
  1. Copyright Notice
  2. THE MILLENNIUM
  3. DON
  4. HANNAH
  5. KAREN
  6. DON’S MOTHER
  7. PETER
  8. THE MOTHER
  9. DR. BROWN
  10. HANNAH’S FATHER
  11. SERGEJ
  12. MOTHER
  13. THE RUSSIAN
  14. THOME
  15. THE RED DEER
  16. THOME’S FATHER
  17. WALTER
  18. KAREN’S BIG BROTHER
  19. PATUK
  20. OLD WOMAN
  21. POLICEWOMAN
  22. BEFORE THE INTERMISSION
  23. INTERMISSION
  24. HUMANITY
  25. SIR ERNEST (EARL)
  26. COMMUNICATIONS CONSULTANT
  27. PROGRAMMER
  28. MA WEI
  29. CARL
  30. THE FRIENDS (BEN, KEMAL, PAVEL, MAGGY, RACHEL)
  31. BODYCAM MAN
  32. MAGGY
  33. MR. M.
  34. ROGER
  35. THE AVERAGE ENGLISHMAN
  36. THE LAB DIRECTOR
  37. HONEST MAN
  38. JOB NOMADS
  39. COURIER
  40. BOXER
  41. ATTACKERS
  42. THE EIGHT-YEAR-OLD PROSTITUTE
  43. KEVIN
  44. SWEATING MAN
  45. BERTA AND HENRY’S
  46. RACHEL
  47. YOUNG MEN
  48. ARTHUR
  49. STUDENT
  50. ROB
  51. A WOMAN
  52. PHILOSOPHER
  53. THE MATTRESS SELLER
  54. ABDULLAH B.
  55. THE PRO-LIFERS
  56. PROFESSOR DR. KUHN
  57. JON
  58. PROFESSOR
  59. MIDDLE-AGED TEACHER
  60. WOMAN WITH THE THINNING HAIR
  61. BANKER
  62. THE CHILD
  63. THE NEW PRIME MINISTER
  64. MADAME CECILIE
  65. THE JOURNALIST
  66. THE WORLD
  67. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  68. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
  69. Newsletter Sign-up

“Amen,” says Hannah. The four of them stare at the entrance to the Bulgari Hotel. An exceedingly boring street full of Victorian red brick buildings and rich women who obviously work out. That type of women, who seem to live only to fulfill men’s expectations, are unknown to the children from Rochdale. It’s as if they’ve been produced by a 3-D printer. Without anything objectionable. Without pores or fat, without cellulite or brains. They’d probably have been influencers or models. They’d thought they could take a shortcut. Have their hair removed and sculpt themselves, and just like that, a sumptuous life would be there for the taking as a reward. But it isn’t there; their sumptuous life consists of service and fear. Fear of losing out to the new sex robots can be seen in their eyes with the surgically tightened upper and lower lids. Presumably it’s helpful to have deterioration as the only thing to fear in one’s life. It makes you so damn stupid. Speaking of which, it smells almost like spring. The holly bushes rustle quietly in cast-iron pots in front of the entrances to buildings where exclusively millionaires live, millionaires who are somewhere else. Sparrows express themselves as well. The sound of sparrows in the big city always produces a vague sense of longing in people. Perhaps for blossoming landscapes and serious songbirds. Karen is reading a book about viruses, Hannah and Don have their eyes closed, their heads leaning together. Peter stares at the entrance. “They’re really doing it, the bodycams,” says Peter. He points to a large man with a little camera clipped to his cap.

BODYCAM MAN

ETHNICITY: white

POLITICAL ORIENTATION: malcontent

SEXUAL ORIENTATION: asexual

FRIENDS: not really

Had picked up his equipment the day before at the newly opened bureau of citizen points.

THOME’S FATHER

Had spoken to the people a few days before:

“Now we come to a brilliant added feature of the chips in your wrists. Last week we launched a new program: ‘Social points for a good life.’ From now on you can boost your basic income through environmentally friendly, socially conscious conduct. You can lower energy costs by using less heat and showering less frequently, lower insurance premiums with sensible eating and sufficient exercise. You can earn a number of attractive benefits on the public transport system or on holidays if you’re willing to engage collectively. Of course, this new offering is strictly voluntary.”

Then Thome’s father turns away from the camera. He feels an outburst of laughter welling up inside.

And the

BODYCAM MAN

Also smirks. Just now. The point system has been in place for a week now.

And has already persuaded, so to speak, nearly half the population of the island. Just picking up the equipment (pulse transmitter and bodycam) racks up three points. Use of the bodycam gets you five points a month. So.