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Chapters (69)
  1. Copyright Notice
  2. THE MILLENNIUM
  3. DON
  4. HANNAH
  5. KAREN
  6. DON’S MOTHER
  7. PETER
  8. THE MOTHER
  9. DR. BROWN
  10. HANNAH’S FATHER
  11. SERGEJ
  12. MOTHER
  13. THE RUSSIAN
  14. THOME
  15. THE RED DEER
  16. THOME’S FATHER
  17. WALTER
  18. KAREN’S BIG BROTHER
  19. PATUK
  20. OLD WOMAN
  21. POLICEWOMAN
  22. BEFORE THE INTERMISSION
  23. INTERMISSION
  24. HUMANITY
  25. SIR ERNEST (EARL)
  26. COMMUNICATIONS CONSULTANT
  27. PROGRAMMER
  28. MA WEI
  29. CARL
  30. THE FRIENDS (BEN, KEMAL, PAVEL, MAGGY, RACHEL)
  31. BODYCAM MAN
  32. MAGGY
  33. MR. M.
  34. ROGER
  35. THE AVERAGE ENGLISHMAN
  36. THE LAB DIRECTOR
  37. HONEST MAN
  38. JOB NOMADS
  39. COURIER
  40. BOXER
  41. ATTACKERS
  42. THE EIGHT-YEAR-OLD PROSTITUTE
  43. KEVIN
  44. SWEATING MAN
  45. BERTA AND HENRY’S
  46. RACHEL
  47. YOUNG MEN
  48. ARTHUR
  49. STUDENT
  50. ROB
  51. A WOMAN
  52. PHILOSOPHER
  53. THE MATTRESS SELLER
  54. ABDULLAH B.
  55. THE PRO-LIFERS
  56. PROFESSOR DR. KUHN
  57. JON
  58. PROFESSOR
  59. MIDDLE-AGED TEACHER
  60. WOMAN WITH THE THINNING HAIR
  61. BANKER
  62. THE CHILD
  63. THE NEW PRIME MINISTER
  64. MADAME CECILIE
  65. THE JOURNALIST
  66. THE WORLD
  67. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  68. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
  69. Newsletter Sign-up

There were a few losers. They’d either been unlucky or hadn’t tried hard enough to succeed. Everyone could make something of their life. As long as they wanted to. Brilliant.

They extracted fossil fuels. Natural gas and oil were extracted from the seabed with hydraulic fracking. Stuxnet—the computer virus—slowed down the Iranian nuclear program. Blockchain, which would render banks redundant, was invented. As was the e-bomb. The world was reorganized, the West fought to retain its importance. In the East, China, Russia, Japan, and Korea united to redefine markets.

Voice recognition was introduced for computers. AI wasn’t yet a mainstream topic. People had mobile phones. They took pictures of themselves. They had things to do. Nonstop.

This is the story of

DON

THREAT POTENTIAL: high

ETHNICITY: indistinct shades of nonwhite

INTERESTS: grime music, karate, sweets

SEXUALITY: probable homosexual

SOCIAL CONDUCT: unsocial

FAMILIAL CONNECTIONS: 1 brother, 1 mother, father—occasionally, but mostly not

It begins in Rochdale.

Fucking Rochdale. A place that needed to be preserved and put on display in a museum as a warning about thoughtless development. A brass plaque: “This is how people live in the new millennium if they are not suitable to market conditions.”

A catchment basin for the superfluous. A pool of non–genetically modified rejects.

So, right, Rochdale. A shithole near Manchester. Known for the consistency of its weather. Bad, that is. Rochdale, according to evaluations, had already been the most depressing city in the United Kingdom for five years running. A municipal embodiment of brain damage is definitely not conducive to consumption, so the city had found itself in a fight for its very existence. For decades. Like thousands of cities in the Western world that all resembled each other: brick buildings, crumbling streets and a derelict cinema, shuttered post offices, shuttered supermarkets. Nobody needs those things anymore, because it’s the internet era. You can stream any film. And buy all essential foodstuffs, meaning margarine and white bread. Delivered in cardboard boxes. Though the residents might as well have sprinkled wallpaper with salt and devoured that.