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Chapters (69)
  1. Copyright Notice
  2. THE MILLENNIUM
  3. DON
  4. HANNAH
  5. KAREN
  6. DON’S MOTHER
  7. PETER
  8. THE MOTHER
  9. DR. BROWN
  10. HANNAH’S FATHER
  11. SERGEJ
  12. MOTHER
  13. THE RUSSIAN
  14. THOME
  15. THE RED DEER
  16. THOME’S FATHER
  17. WALTER
  18. KAREN’S BIG BROTHER
  19. PATUK
  20. OLD WOMAN
  21. POLICEWOMAN
  22. BEFORE THE INTERMISSION
  23. INTERMISSION
  24. HUMANITY
  25. SIR ERNEST (EARL)
  26. COMMUNICATIONS CONSULTANT
  27. PROGRAMMER
  28. MA WEI
  29. CARL
  30. THE FRIENDS (BEN, KEMAL, PAVEL, MAGGY, RACHEL)
  31. BODYCAM MAN
  32. MAGGY
  33. MR. M.
  34. ROGER
  35. THE AVERAGE ENGLISHMAN
  36. THE LAB DIRECTOR
  37. HONEST MAN
  38. JOB NOMADS
  39. COURIER
  40. BOXER
  41. ATTACKERS
  42. THE EIGHT-YEAR-OLD PROSTITUTE
  43. KEVIN
  44. SWEATING MAN
  45. BERTA AND HENRY’S
  46. RACHEL
  47. YOUNG MEN
  48. ARTHUR
  49. STUDENT
  50. ROB
  51. A WOMAN
  52. PHILOSOPHER
  53. THE MATTRESS SELLER
  54. ABDULLAH B.
  55. THE PRO-LIFERS
  56. PROFESSOR DR. KUHN
  57. JON
  58. PROFESSOR
  59. MIDDLE-AGED TEACHER
  60. WOMAN WITH THE THINNING HAIR
  61. BANKER
  62. THE CHILD
  63. THE NEW PRIME MINISTER
  64. MADAME CECILIE
  65. THE JOURNALIST
  66. THE WORLD
  67. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  68. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
  69. Newsletter Sign-up

A few people, who look alike, cringe. Loud outbursts are no longer welcomed. “You’re going to go extinct, you idiots,” screams Don and then sits down again, quiet and empty.

In the greatest of all eras. The education. The opportunities. The infant mortality rate. Hurray, look how we propagate in this, the greatest of all worlds. How do we propagate? Doesn’t matter. And we eat meat. No generation has ever eaten so much meat. We eat meat morning, noon, and night, meat in sausages, meat in soup, meat in aspic. We eat anything that can’t talk. We’re people; we eat meat that is grown in animal form in giant factories, and then you cut them open, still alive, it makes the sausages taste better, and we like to see them kick their legs, we like to see things kick that we’re going to eat, perhaps while it’s still trembling, or better yet we spoon brains out of an open skull, that’s the latest trend, to grip animals’ heads in a vise and lick them clean.

Speaking of. Licking.

MA WEI

Interjects briefly. “Yes, I’d like to briefly interject here. Because—I’m also a bit proud. Because what the entire world consumes comes from our facilities in Africa. There’s space there, indeed, space is something Africa has. Tens of thousands of beef lots. The livestock stand in self-cleaning stalls with a tube in their bottoms, which sucks out the excrement, and another tube in their mouths, to pump in food concentrate. And antibiotics. Who gives a fuck. In China nobody would even think of eating the stuff.”

That’s great, thinks

KAREN.

With a bit of blood on her face.

She’s squatting on the footpath next to Don. It’s still cold. It’s still London. Soho, the streets full of quietly cheery people. “Is he still alive?” asks Don. Meaning Patuk, the tailor. Karen pulls a wad of bills from her jacket. And a blood-smeared chip. The moment when Patuk will realize he made a huge mistake. Is nearly here. The moment of definitive revenge.

While

The

ATTACKERS

INTELLECTUAL CAPABILITIES: added together the two have 110 IQ points

THREAT LEVEL: 10

HEALTH CONDITIONS: hormone problems, skin problems, problems with everything

Are inconceivably bored with themselves, the contradiction between the hormones racing inside their bodies and the lifeless drabness outside cripples them. One of them came from Rochdale and moved in with a friend here in the city just a short time ago. They share a fondness for