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Chapters (69)
  1. Copyright Notice
  2. THE MILLENNIUM
  3. DON
  4. HANNAH
  5. KAREN
  6. DON’S MOTHER
  7. PETER
  8. THE MOTHER
  9. DR. BROWN
  10. HANNAH’S FATHER
  11. SERGEJ
  12. MOTHER
  13. THE RUSSIAN
  14. THOME
  15. THE RED DEER
  16. THOME’S FATHER
  17. WALTER
  18. KAREN’S BIG BROTHER
  19. PATUK
  20. OLD WOMAN
  21. POLICEWOMAN
  22. BEFORE THE INTERMISSION
  23. INTERMISSION
  24. HUMANITY
  25. SIR ERNEST (EARL)
  26. COMMUNICATIONS CONSULTANT
  27. PROGRAMMER
  28. MA WEI
  29. CARL
  30. THE FRIENDS (BEN, KEMAL, PAVEL, MAGGY, RACHEL)
  31. BODYCAM MAN
  32. MAGGY
  33. MR. M.
  34. ROGER
  35. THE AVERAGE ENGLISHMAN
  36. THE LAB DIRECTOR
  37. HONEST MAN
  38. JOB NOMADS
  39. COURIER
  40. BOXER
  41. ATTACKERS
  42. THE EIGHT-YEAR-OLD PROSTITUTE
  43. KEVIN
  44. SWEATING MAN
  45. BERTA AND HENRY’S
  46. RACHEL
  47. YOUNG MEN
  48. ARTHUR
  49. STUDENT
  50. ROB
  51. A WOMAN
  52. PHILOSOPHER
  53. THE MATTRESS SELLER
  54. ABDULLAH B.
  55. THE PRO-LIFERS
  56. PROFESSOR DR. KUHN
  57. JON
  58. PROFESSOR
  59. MIDDLE-AGED TEACHER
  60. WOMAN WITH THE THINNING HAIR
  61. BANKER
  62. THE CHILD
  63. THE NEW PRIME MINISTER
  64. MADAME CECILIE
  65. THE JOURNALIST
  66. THE WORLD
  67. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  68. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
  69. Newsletter Sign-up

All areas that had necessitated women are being taken over by devices created by men. Sex, services, birthing—WTF. Engineers and programmers watch the lumbering steps of their children rapturously. The bodies and brains built by themselves. Just look how funny they are, and how curious. In a few years a computer will surpass the collective intelligence of all mankind. Almost every one of the 98 percent–male IT buffoons worldwide—the startuppers, linguists, programmers, coders, hackers, engineers, whatever the fuck else—is god. It’s like being gay without being gay. We build electronic monster-dogs, have you seen the dogs? LS4, 2.50 withers at the shoulders, up to a hundred kilometers per hour, equipped with baby rockets, automatic weapons. They learn autonomously and independently recognize—for example—Arabs? We have sex robots, robot insects, we have outsourced every area to algorithms. Our drones can now also autonomously kill, and the people who, well, those who are left, can devote themselves to their hobbies. Play chess against robots. Here, at the creation of the world 4.0, we keep it between us. We create the brains that will establish the new world order. We determine what is right and wrong, what is beautiful and ugly. Beautiful is white skin, Thome thinks as he looks at his foot. Man, oh man, this foot could tell some tales. It could star in a blockbuster, people would follow spellbound the delicate play of the toes, which, white, absurdly crooked, like tiny grapplers crowned with a few cheeky long hairs, seem oddly worldly.

So the new people—can finally look the way they want, because they decide that it’s beautiful not to wear deodorant, to have a potbelly and no muscles.

We decide that women like to gather up our socks and that nose hair is au courant. Right. And? Finally just be, off to Silicon Roundabout with a rucksack and orthopedic shoes or sneakers. Aside from a few lesbians and a few customer service reps: be among ourselves, make jokes about lightsabers, do guy stuff. Thome laughs today about his old classmates from boarding school. About the great athletes, the lads who were assured a government position after graduating university, or an even cushier job in the diplomatic corps. They’re sitting in a smelly office in Nairobi now, sweating it up in the House of Commons, they are the disappearing representatives of the old world. They’re married. Thome imagines the English spouses of his former classmates. English roses, who had passed their prime at the age of fourteen.

The new people,

In this wonderful world.

Just look at:

KAREN

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