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Chapters (69)
  1. Copyright Notice
  2. THE MILLENNIUM
  3. DON
  4. HANNAH
  5. KAREN
  6. DON’S MOTHER
  7. PETER
  8. THE MOTHER
  9. DR. BROWN
  10. HANNAH’S FATHER
  11. SERGEJ
  12. MOTHER
  13. THE RUSSIAN
  14. THOME
  15. THE RED DEER
  16. THOME’S FATHER
  17. WALTER
  18. KAREN’S BIG BROTHER
  19. PATUK
  20. OLD WOMAN
  21. POLICEWOMAN
  22. BEFORE THE INTERMISSION
  23. INTERMISSION
  24. HUMANITY
  25. SIR ERNEST (EARL)
  26. COMMUNICATIONS CONSULTANT
  27. PROGRAMMER
  28. MA WEI
  29. CARL
  30. THE FRIENDS (BEN, KEMAL, PAVEL, MAGGY, RACHEL)
  31. BODYCAM MAN
  32. MAGGY
  33. MR. M.
  34. ROGER
  35. THE AVERAGE ENGLISHMAN
  36. THE LAB DIRECTOR
  37. HONEST MAN
  38. JOB NOMADS
  39. COURIER
  40. BOXER
  41. ATTACKERS
  42. THE EIGHT-YEAR-OLD PROSTITUTE
  43. KEVIN
  44. SWEATING MAN
  45. BERTA AND HENRY’S
  46. RACHEL
  47. YOUNG MEN
  48. ARTHUR
  49. STUDENT
  50. ROB
  51. A WOMAN
  52. PHILOSOPHER
  53. THE MATTRESS SELLER
  54. ABDULLAH B.
  55. THE PRO-LIFERS
  56. PROFESSOR DR. KUHN
  57. JON
  58. PROFESSOR
  59. MIDDLE-AGED TEACHER
  60. WOMAN WITH THE THINNING HAIR
  61. BANKER
  62. THE CHILD
  63. THE NEW PRIME MINISTER
  64. MADAME CECILIE
  65. THE JOURNALIST
  66. THE WORLD
  67. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  68. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
  69. Newsletter Sign-up

Cheers to retro turntables. As always, there’re new rappers daily, somebody somewhere, in some social housing block, is always trying their luck at becoming a grime star. This movement turned business. That’s had its rage sapped and replaced with Gucci. Never have so many people tried to make art as now, with the basic income making everything possible. That’s what had been predicted, that people finally freed from the drudgery of work in the digital era could pursue their creative urges. Now they’re all sitting around, building ships out of matchsticks or shooting pornos. Speaking of which, there are no more birds. Either they’ve all died of boredom. Or they’ve all left the island because they wanted to have a look at other places. “What would you guys think of me contaminating the groundwater with a virus?” asks Karen. The children try to play dead. They’re worried about getting a lecture from Karen. It’s no use. Karen starts to speak. Only a few disconnected sentences make their way into the brains of those present. “… obviously you have to do it again, if pregnant mothers drank uninfected water during their pregnancy, you have to redo it,” Karen is saying now. The effect is irreversible because the virus stays in the brain cells and they cannot reproduce.

Don pretends to doze off and accidentally

touches

Hannah’s

Leg.

Hannah carefully pulls her leg away, because she doesn’t want to be touched by Don’s extremities. That became clear to her last night.

When they made a young-persons’ outing into the city. A grime party in Wimbledon. Too flimsily dressed so that the youthful flesh looks good, too well lit, bad music from the sound system, paper cups on the floor, disappointment and too many freezing youths waiting so hopefully for a miracle. The same since all eternity. Young people with hormones that cloud their thinking, who today nervously show pictures to other young people in dating apps even though the other young people are ten meters away. The great hope that the answer to all questions would emerge and they could escape their awkward bodies to heaven, where something wonderful would await them. “Fuck, she’s too close,” Hannah had thought when Don stood too close to her, and it was suddenly clear what that meant. What all the looks and touches from Don meant. Then it got dark and loud, and finally the moment arrived, the moment of that “we’re young and love life in a perfect fusion of body, youth, and lust” feeling. People kissed in the hallways, they groped each other in the crowd, the music was the way they themselves wished to be. Fearsome. Quick and dangerous. And there stood Peter. He stood there like a lighthouse. Sex. Popped into Hannah’s mind for no apparent reason. An embarrassing word, because sex was