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Chapters (69)
  1. Copyright Notice
  2. THE MILLENNIUM
  3. DON
  4. HANNAH
  5. KAREN
  6. DON’S MOTHER
  7. PETER
  8. THE MOTHER
  9. DR. BROWN
  10. HANNAH’S FATHER
  11. SERGEJ
  12. MOTHER
  13. THE RUSSIAN
  14. THOME
  15. THE RED DEER
  16. THOME’S FATHER
  17. WALTER
  18. KAREN’S BIG BROTHER
  19. PATUK
  20. OLD WOMAN
  21. POLICEWOMAN
  22. BEFORE THE INTERMISSION
  23. INTERMISSION
  24. HUMANITY
  25. SIR ERNEST (EARL)
  26. COMMUNICATIONS CONSULTANT
  27. PROGRAMMER
  28. MA WEI
  29. CARL
  30. THE FRIENDS (BEN, KEMAL, PAVEL, MAGGY, RACHEL)
  31. BODYCAM MAN
  32. MAGGY
  33. MR. M.
  34. ROGER
  35. THE AVERAGE ENGLISHMAN
  36. THE LAB DIRECTOR
  37. HONEST MAN
  38. JOB NOMADS
  39. COURIER
  40. BOXER
  41. ATTACKERS
  42. THE EIGHT-YEAR-OLD PROSTITUTE
  43. KEVIN
  44. SWEATING MAN
  45. BERTA AND HENRY’S
  46. RACHEL
  47. YOUNG MEN
  48. ARTHUR
  49. STUDENT
  50. ROB
  51. A WOMAN
  52. PHILOSOPHER
  53. THE MATTRESS SELLER
  54. ABDULLAH B.
  55. THE PRO-LIFERS
  56. PROFESSOR DR. KUHN
  57. JON
  58. PROFESSOR
  59. MIDDLE-AGED TEACHER
  60. WOMAN WITH THE THINNING HAIR
  61. BANKER
  62. THE CHILD
  63. THE NEW PRIME MINISTER
  64. MADAME CECILIE
  65. THE JOURNALIST
  66. THE WORLD
  67. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  68. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
  69. Newsletter Sign-up

Mr. M. wakes every morning—well, actually, he wakes up at some point in artificial warm light. He washes up, he talks to his virtual assistant, it plays Frank Sinatra for him. Frank Sinatra. He could eat him up, he loves him so. The feeling, the elegance this great musician embodied, combined with white, superior manliness that oozes out of all of his songs. Mr. M. has a light breakfast and heads out to golf. Ricochets don’t threaten the glass dome. He runs into a few interesting men while golfing. Unfortunately Ray Kurzweil died last week. To the end he hadn’t managed to digitalize consciousness. He had so hoped to live on in the form of a chip. He departed bitterly. Now he’s gone, they had him buried outside the dome. There are a lot of machines here. Funny Boston Dynamics dogs, which can also kill, in case aliens, ah, what nonsense. Nobody here believes in aliens. Mr. M. plays golf, then it’s off to the club, then to the pool, evenings at a restaurant for a little chitchat with the scientists who are trying to help the men produce offspring by means of cloning. Live on at least a little. Mr. M. cannot imagine that all the IQ points assembled here will simply disappear upon their demise. Hastily buried on a planet where meteorites constantly rain down. It sounds like hail. It sounds like home. Down on earth. This shit is no fun. What is the point of being better than others if the others aren’t present? When his mood bottoms out, he calls the hooker. The women live in a space at the far end of the golf course. A woman comes over in a golf cart. When Mr. M. sees her, he becomes nauseous. He’s finished with all the women here. They no longer excite him. They’re not worth slurping down a Viagra and imperiling his health. Though obviously they have a first-class medical facility here with the best Indian specialists. Why Indian? Doesn’t matter. None of it matters. Mr. M. is so hopelessly bored that he begins to scratch himself bloody. Before he steps out of the dome onto the surface of Mars without a protective suit.

You can’t see Mars

From below. From the outskirts of the city,

There where wolves once lived,

DON

Is preparing

Dinner.