Back Grime Save as PDF
Chapters (69)
  1. Copyright Notice
  2. THE MILLENNIUM
  3. DON
  4. HANNAH
  5. KAREN
  6. DON’S MOTHER
  7. PETER
  8. THE MOTHER
  9. DR. BROWN
  10. HANNAH’S FATHER
  11. SERGEJ
  12. MOTHER
  13. THE RUSSIAN
  14. THOME
  15. THE RED DEER
  16. THOME’S FATHER
  17. WALTER
  18. KAREN’S BIG BROTHER
  19. PATUK
  20. OLD WOMAN
  21. POLICEWOMAN
  22. BEFORE THE INTERMISSION
  23. INTERMISSION
  24. HUMANITY
  25. SIR ERNEST (EARL)
  26. COMMUNICATIONS CONSULTANT
  27. PROGRAMMER
  28. MA WEI
  29. CARL
  30. THE FRIENDS (BEN, KEMAL, PAVEL, MAGGY, RACHEL)
  31. BODYCAM MAN
  32. MAGGY
  33. MR. M.
  34. ROGER
  35. THE AVERAGE ENGLISHMAN
  36. THE LAB DIRECTOR
  37. HONEST MAN
  38. JOB NOMADS
  39. COURIER
  40. BOXER
  41. ATTACKERS
  42. THE EIGHT-YEAR-OLD PROSTITUTE
  43. KEVIN
  44. SWEATING MAN
  45. BERTA AND HENRY’S
  46. RACHEL
  47. YOUNG MEN
  48. ARTHUR
  49. STUDENT
  50. ROB
  51. A WOMAN
  52. PHILOSOPHER
  53. THE MATTRESS SELLER
  54. ABDULLAH B.
  55. THE PRO-LIFERS
  56. PROFESSOR DR. KUHN
  57. JON
  58. PROFESSOR
  59. MIDDLE-AGED TEACHER
  60. WOMAN WITH THE THINNING HAIR
  61. BANKER
  62. THE CHILD
  63. THE NEW PRIME MINISTER
  64. MADAME CECILIE
  65. THE JOURNALIST
  66. THE WORLD
  67. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  68. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
  69. Newsletter Sign-up

Mr. M. is, as mentioned, a clever fellow, who, on top of it all, had a hand in the fact that people in America are increasingly shooting at each other again, that a vulgar man with an IQ of 98 is president, and that the Nazis are once again proudly staggering through the streets of Europe, singing. He had a hand in making it possible to hate Jews again and to despise the poor, he had a hand in largely dismantling government. Hurray. More impressive than his model railroad, which he reconstructed 1:1 here. Not yet seventy and untethered from the world. Quasi immortal. For those down below. Up here that doesn’t matter. There he’s nothing, there he notices his perishability. He recognizes it by his crinkly knees, by his scrotum, when he kneels over a woman and his balls hang down nearly to the mattress. The real reason for his presence lies in his overabundance of knowledge. Increasing blackouts are to be expected, and the raw materials for circuit boards and semiconductor plates are nearly depleted. Just to mention a few arguments against the earth. Not to mention increasing climate catastrophes, civil wars, mass migration. Yep. So now he’s here. Cheers. On Mars. Beneath a dome. With a giant reactor artificially polluting the atmosphere. Right. He had thought it through carefully beforehand. His wife, who remained on the estate below. For example. Had told him there was no water. No problem, Mr. M. had explained to her. It’s possible to divert ice comets from their paths, necessitating a mere circa 3 million tons of fuel in order to change the velocity of a comet by circa one hundred meters per second. You would need only divert circa 33 million comets per week. Well then. In the meantime, water will come from earth. And to make up for the lack of a magnetic field there’s the wonderful dome—and the atmosphere. Mars has in essence no greenhouse effect and an average planetary temperature of −63 degrees Celsius. The shit factory under the dome is tasked with discharging greenhouse gases. Though one doesn’t yet know exactly what effect the gases will have. Chlorinated hydrocarbons build up ozone, but even if an ozone layer develops, Mars isn’t attractive for microorganisms because of the lack of UV protection. There’ll also be a problem with the tilt of the planetary axis and orbital wobbles. And the force exerted by Jupiter causes variations in the axial rotation and orbit for periods of 51,000 to 2 million years. Mr. M. continuously ponders these problems. Also as a way to divert his attention from the new reality of his life. Which consists of a group of older men, at the moment there are fifty, with a couple of hookers, hunkered down beneath a glass dome, bored to death. Sure, there are amazing chefs up here, vegetables and livestock are cultivated in greenhouses and barns, nobody has to forgo the devouring of intelligent life forms.