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Chapters (69)
  1. Copyright Notice
  2. THE MILLENNIUM
  3. DON
  4. HANNAH
  5. KAREN
  6. DON’S MOTHER
  7. PETER
  8. THE MOTHER
  9. DR. BROWN
  10. HANNAH’S FATHER
  11. SERGEJ
  12. MOTHER
  13. THE RUSSIAN
  14. THOME
  15. THE RED DEER
  16. THOME’S FATHER
  17. WALTER
  18. KAREN’S BIG BROTHER
  19. PATUK
  20. OLD WOMAN
  21. POLICEWOMAN
  22. BEFORE THE INTERMISSION
  23. INTERMISSION
  24. HUMANITY
  25. SIR ERNEST (EARL)
  26. COMMUNICATIONS CONSULTANT
  27. PROGRAMMER
  28. MA WEI
  29. CARL
  30. THE FRIENDS (BEN, KEMAL, PAVEL, MAGGY, RACHEL)
  31. BODYCAM MAN
  32. MAGGY
  33. MR. M.
  34. ROGER
  35. THE AVERAGE ENGLISHMAN
  36. THE LAB DIRECTOR
  37. HONEST MAN
  38. JOB NOMADS
  39. COURIER
  40. BOXER
  41. ATTACKERS
  42. THE EIGHT-YEAR-OLD PROSTITUTE
  43. KEVIN
  44. SWEATING MAN
  45. BERTA AND HENRY’S
  46. RACHEL
  47. YOUNG MEN
  48. ARTHUR
  49. STUDENT
  50. ROB
  51. A WOMAN
  52. PHILOSOPHER
  53. THE MATTRESS SELLER
  54. ABDULLAH B.
  55. THE PRO-LIFERS
  56. PROFESSOR DR. KUHN
  57. JON
  58. PROFESSOR
  59. MIDDLE-AGED TEACHER
  60. WOMAN WITH THE THINNING HAIR
  61. BANKER
  62. THE CHILD
  63. THE NEW PRIME MINISTER
  64. MADAME CECILIE
  65. THE JOURNALIST
  66. THE WORLD
  67. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  68. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
  69. Newsletter Sign-up

“So, welcome,” says Thome. He suppresses his nasal Eton/Oxford/bullshit accent in order to adapt to Peter’s level. He squints. Hey, we understand each other. I also squint at animals. Thome hops around his quarters—there are two rooms with an en suite bathroom, probably five hundred square meters—as if he’s well and truly nuts. Men in love tend toward excessive oversharing. Family photos, diplomas, sports equipment. Check it out, look at this, what quality things I’ve accumulated. Thome nearly fell over in excitement. Barely avoiding the Regency furniture, whoops, the round library table. Why do all rich people furnish their places the same way, why do they all dress alike, why do they all look so unbelievably pasty? Thome’s limbs are awkwardly attached to his trunk, they wobble with every breath. His face has something horse-like about it. Not a beautiful person. But clearly a member of the upper class. Whose sexual gratification consists of looking at little boys. And now, now he’s sweating, and his eyelids twitch nervously. He stares at Peter and wants something, but it isn’t clear to him what that could be. Thome, who isn’t homosexual. He just doesn’t like women. He doesn’t want to sexually possess Peter. He wants, well, simply to be near him, isn’t that right? Peter is silent. “You can talk, too,” says Thome, trying to sit calmly next to Peter. He can barely look at the boy without trembling. Peter has a discomforting beauty that turns people around him into complete idiots. “Shall I give you money?” Thome asks. A surprise turn of events. Peter shrugs his shoulders. He has no idea what the man wants from him. His mission is to find out a lot about him, so he stays, he listens, he finds things out. Peter flows onto the sofa. His limbs sprawl out like a greyhound’s, his shirt is crumpled, letting part of his smooth stomach show. Thome is out of his head. He would like to suck this beauty out with a straw. Peter finally says: “Why not.” Thome jumps up and retrieves his briefcase. “Would five hundred be about right?” he asks.

“For what?” says Peter, looking directly at Thome.

“Watching, filming, that sort of thing,” Thome stutters, pulling more bills from his wallet. “This is the last of my cash,” says Thome. “From next week on, all systems will be cashless.”

“Thanks,” says Peter, very slowly slipping the money into his tight pants. He has no idea where he’s seen all this shit, in some movie or report, he smiles.