Back Grime
Chapters (69)
  1. Copyright Notice
  2. THE MILLENNIUM
  3. DON
  4. HANNAH
  5. KAREN
  6. DON’S MOTHER
  7. PETER
  8. THE MOTHER
  9. DR. BROWN
  10. HANNAH’S FATHER
  11. SERGEJ
  12. MOTHER
  13. THE RUSSIAN
  14. THOME
  15. THE RED DEER
  16. THOME’S FATHER
  17. WALTER
  18. KAREN’S BIG BROTHER
  19. PATUK
  20. OLD WOMAN
  21. POLICEWOMAN
  22. BEFORE THE INTERMISSION
  23. INTERMISSION
  24. HUMANITY
  25. SIR ERNEST (EARL)
  26. COMMUNICATIONS CONSULTANT
  27. PROGRAMMER
  28. MA WEI
  29. CARL
  30. THE FRIENDS (BEN, KEMAL, PAVEL, MAGGY, RACHEL)
  31. BODYCAM MAN
  32. MAGGY
  33. MR. M.
  34. ROGER
  35. THE AVERAGE ENGLISHMAN
  36. THE LAB DIRECTOR
  37. HONEST MAN
  38. JOB NOMADS
  39. COURIER
  40. BOXER
  41. ATTACKERS
  42. THE EIGHT-YEAR-OLD PROSTITUTE
  43. KEVIN
  44. SWEATING MAN
  45. BERTA AND HENRY’S
  46. RACHEL
  47. YOUNG MEN
  48. ARTHUR
  49. STUDENT
  50. ROB
  51. A WOMAN
  52. PHILOSOPHER
  53. THE MATTRESS SELLER
  54. ABDULLAH B.
  55. THE PRO-LIFERS
  56. PROFESSOR DR. KUHN
  57. JON
  58. PROFESSOR
  59. MIDDLE-AGED TEACHER
  60. WOMAN WITH THE THINNING HAIR
  61. BANKER
  62. THE CHILD
  63. THE NEW PRIME MINISTER
  64. MADAME CECILIE
  65. THE JOURNALIST
  66. THE WORLD
  67. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  68. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
  69. Newsletter Sign-up

The scum—that is, the people—can access the city center only after extensive security controls and mostly do jobs that even a robot won’t stoop to. Mop under beds, peel potatoes, clean up vomit, disburden S&M dungeons of feces, deliver drugs or prostitutes. The villas on Thome’s private road are owned exclusively by senile patricians, one is proud of one’s degeneration here, and home ownership is often the last thing that remains. The crisis, you know the story, some crisis or other, the unbelievably bad investments, you can imagine what happens when men who consider themselves the top of the food chain take action. Peter leans against a tree, as if he’s doing a photo shoot. Though he has no idea the effect he has. It’s not going to be easy for him with his appearance, which evokes something in everyone who encounters him. Desire, hatred, envy, denial, longing—all sorts of things, but inconspicuousness is one thing he will never be granted. The guards look Peter up and down with the utter disdain of those who think they are better off. Are they wondering what minority he belongs to? Blond, yeah, sure, but he’s not one of us.

They’re stately white men, the guards. But soon they’ll be replaced by weaponized drones and robocops. Then it’ll be: “Welcome to the gutter, you morons!”

Little golf carts scurry around the private road, driven by drunken patricians who are recognizable by their pale skin, worn cashmere sweaters, and bleary alcoholic gazes. They hate rich Arabs and Russians, they hate Black, brown, and yellow people, but above all they hate the poor. They had believed that if they offshored the jobs of the underclass, sourced their crap from the third world, sold off the rest of the country to foreigners, it would all take care of itself. Then the poor, together with the empty factories, the lousy rotting social housing, the outbreaks, football and foul odors, would simply disappear. This did not come to pass. They’re still alive. Like cockroaches. And they’re increasing in number. By the hour. Coming in boats, paddling across the sea, reproducing. Somebody has to.

The guards are still staring at Peter, but before anything can burst out of them, something best described as hate, Thome turns up in his golf cart. His ears seem to waft behind him like those of a basset hound.

Nervous, sweating heavily, he drives with Peter past white villas. Each worth at least 30 million. If through a kidnapping or airplane crash a family were wiped out and one of the villas were to go up for sale, the owners’ council, parentheses male, because women don’t own anything, would advise about suitable buyers, parentheses male. Acceptable are exclusively Britons who can trace their family lineage back at least fifteen generations.