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Chapters (69)
  1. Copyright Notice
  2. THE MILLENNIUM
  3. DON
  4. HANNAH
  5. KAREN
  6. DON’S MOTHER
  7. PETER
  8. THE MOTHER
  9. DR. BROWN
  10. HANNAH’S FATHER
  11. SERGEJ
  12. MOTHER
  13. THE RUSSIAN
  14. THOME
  15. THE RED DEER
  16. THOME’S FATHER
  17. WALTER
  18. KAREN’S BIG BROTHER
  19. PATUK
  20. OLD WOMAN
  21. POLICEWOMAN
  22. BEFORE THE INTERMISSION
  23. INTERMISSION
  24. HUMANITY
  25. SIR ERNEST (EARL)
  26. COMMUNICATIONS CONSULTANT
  27. PROGRAMMER
  28. MA WEI
  29. CARL
  30. THE FRIENDS (BEN, KEMAL, PAVEL, MAGGY, RACHEL)
  31. BODYCAM MAN
  32. MAGGY
  33. MR. M.
  34. ROGER
  35. THE AVERAGE ENGLISHMAN
  36. THE LAB DIRECTOR
  37. HONEST MAN
  38. JOB NOMADS
  39. COURIER
  40. BOXER
  41. ATTACKERS
  42. THE EIGHT-YEAR-OLD PROSTITUTE
  43. KEVIN
  44. SWEATING MAN
  45. BERTA AND HENRY’S
  46. RACHEL
  47. YOUNG MEN
  48. ARTHUR
  49. STUDENT
  50. ROB
  51. A WOMAN
  52. PHILOSOPHER
  53. THE MATTRESS SELLER
  54. ABDULLAH B.
  55. THE PRO-LIFERS
  56. PROFESSOR DR. KUHN
  57. JON
  58. PROFESSOR
  59. MIDDLE-AGED TEACHER
  60. WOMAN WITH THE THINNING HAIR
  61. BANKER
  62. THE CHILD
  63. THE NEW PRIME MINISTER
  64. MADAME CECILIE
  65. THE JOURNALIST
  66. THE WORLD
  67. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  68. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
  69. Newsletter Sign-up

Who is standing with a group of women in front of the hotel. Maybe they’re exchanging dates for some designer sample sale or news of a successful new beauty procedure, and they look eerily similar to each other. They’re all thin and have nearly identical facial features. Straight noses, high cheekbones with a natural shine and full but not-unnatural-looking lips. Difficult job for five-factor biometric facial recognition. The faces were constructed by a plastic surgeon using knowledge of the optimal “calculable beauty,” an algorithm that has to do with how the various facial features relate to each other and their symmetrical arrangement. And these faces are what come out of it. The women’s legs are thin, their breasts firm. Fuck puppets. They think they can control men. That they can fleece them for a bit of sex and feigned love. What they don’t know is that men don’t care at all what women think. They value the feeling of having bought women, seeing them dependent, they like being conscious of their financial subjugation, their greed. That way they leave the man in peace and don’t demand any emotions, which the cruel oligarch displays, if at all, only to people sprung from his loins.

The locations where these types of women mingle always have to do with chrome and liveried doormen. They always have to do with the ostentatious display of money, which should damn well produce a sense of euphoria. It doesn’t. But whatever. The means by which the rich shape the contours of their lives is just as depressing as those of the poor. It would seem that people with assets of—let’s just say—ten million have to live in a gated community where they learn a standard way of dressing and how their apartments are to look.

The flats. Ostensibly mimicking the royal family, not knowing that the king in exile spends his days with drafty windows and, thanks to the dogs, ratty carpets.