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Chapters (69)
  1. Copyright Notice
  2. THE MILLENNIUM
  3. DON
  4. HANNAH
  5. KAREN
  6. DON’S MOTHER
  7. PETER
  8. THE MOTHER
  9. DR. BROWN
  10. HANNAH’S FATHER
  11. SERGEJ
  12. MOTHER
  13. THE RUSSIAN
  14. THOME
  15. THE RED DEER
  16. THOME’S FATHER
  17. WALTER
  18. KAREN’S BIG BROTHER
  19. PATUK
  20. OLD WOMAN
  21. POLICEWOMAN
  22. BEFORE THE INTERMISSION
  23. INTERMISSION
  24. HUMANITY
  25. SIR ERNEST (EARL)
  26. COMMUNICATIONS CONSULTANT
  27. PROGRAMMER
  28. MA WEI
  29. CARL
  30. THE FRIENDS (BEN, KEMAL, PAVEL, MAGGY, RACHEL)
  31. BODYCAM MAN
  32. MAGGY
  33. MR. M.
  34. ROGER
  35. THE AVERAGE ENGLISHMAN
  36. THE LAB DIRECTOR
  37. HONEST MAN
  38. JOB NOMADS
  39. COURIER
  40. BOXER
  41. ATTACKERS
  42. THE EIGHT-YEAR-OLD PROSTITUTE
  43. KEVIN
  44. SWEATING MAN
  45. BERTA AND HENRY’S
  46. RACHEL
  47. YOUNG MEN
  48. ARTHUR
  49. STUDENT
  50. ROB
  51. A WOMAN
  52. PHILOSOPHER
  53. THE MATTRESS SELLER
  54. ABDULLAH B.
  55. THE PRO-LIFERS
  56. PROFESSOR DR. KUHN
  57. JON
  58. PROFESSOR
  59. MIDDLE-AGED TEACHER
  60. WOMAN WITH THE THINNING HAIR
  61. BANKER
  62. THE CHILD
  63. THE NEW PRIME MINISTER
  64. MADAME CECILIE
  65. THE JOURNALIST
  66. THE WORLD
  67. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  68. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
  69. Newsletter Sign-up

The bodycam man hugs, presses, pats. The art is to do all of it without any sexual undertones whatsoever. For a moment, these tense English people soften in his arms. Many cry. And afterwards they function phenomenally. So. Door open, here’s his studio. A little cuddling package is available for just ten pounds, a deluxe session costs fifty. He works nonstop. Weeping oligarch’s wives convulse beneath his hands on the mattress, bankers who have because of stress ground their molars to blackened stubs curl up in his arms, sobbing. When it comes to collecting plus points, the bodycam man’s business is perfectly suited. Nearly every customer gives him a good rating. Immediately, with their mobiles. In the points app. Kiss my ass. You can access the public point standing of any citizen online. If someone has accumulated a certain number of points, it indicates a cash value that will be added to the basic income. If someone has no points or even a negative point total, you can reckon with a shitstorm, though a more civilized one than prior to the era of points. Nobody says things like “You should be gassed” anymore; women are no longer called “cunts” and “sluts” and “whores who should have their brains fucked right out of their bodies,” because you get points subtracted for verbal abuse. Quiet, disdainful censure by others is almost more painful than the previous vulgar attacks people had been accustomed to. Apart from praise or criticism from the hive mind, the point system is also interesting for landlords, banks, insurance companies, and potential sexual partners. Or not. Every week a Loser of the Week is announced, someone at the very highest rung of the negative rankings. The losers, who appear on the karma points home page, see their status follow them online in the following weeks: with a drop in social contact (people shun losers), with the loss of their flats, their jobs, their heat, their water. Societal satisfaction reaches its apex when such a subhuman ends up on the street after all the public attention. At which stage the point system losers get beaten up. Beating up a point system loser does not entail a points penalty.

Once a week the bodycam man turns off his camera. On Friday. After his final client. And he writes additional reports. Requests. Letters of complaint. In order to bring attention to the connection between arson, unlawful gains, and fraud and murder of the real estate firms. He won’t give up.

Good that we persevered—

“There she is,” says Peter, pointing at

His, which is to say

PETER’S MOTHER