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Chapters (69)
  1. Copyright Notice
  2. THE MILLENNIUM
  3. DON
  4. HANNAH
  5. KAREN
  6. DON’S MOTHER
  7. PETER
  8. THE MOTHER
  9. DR. BROWN
  10. HANNAH’S FATHER
  11. SERGEJ
  12. MOTHER
  13. THE RUSSIAN
  14. THOME
  15. THE RED DEER
  16. THOME’S FATHER
  17. WALTER
  18. KAREN’S BIG BROTHER
  19. PATUK
  20. OLD WOMAN
  21. POLICEWOMAN
  22. BEFORE THE INTERMISSION
  23. INTERMISSION
  24. HUMANITY
  25. SIR ERNEST (EARL)
  26. COMMUNICATIONS CONSULTANT
  27. PROGRAMMER
  28. MA WEI
  29. CARL
  30. THE FRIENDS (BEN, KEMAL, PAVEL, MAGGY, RACHEL)
  31. BODYCAM MAN
  32. MAGGY
  33. MR. M.
  34. ROGER
  35. THE AVERAGE ENGLISHMAN
  36. THE LAB DIRECTOR
  37. HONEST MAN
  38. JOB NOMADS
  39. COURIER
  40. BOXER
  41. ATTACKERS
  42. THE EIGHT-YEAR-OLD PROSTITUTE
  43. KEVIN
  44. SWEATING MAN
  45. BERTA AND HENRY’S
  46. RACHEL
  47. YOUNG MEN
  48. ARTHUR
  49. STUDENT
  50. ROB
  51. A WOMAN
  52. PHILOSOPHER
  53. THE MATTRESS SELLER
  54. ABDULLAH B.
  55. THE PRO-LIFERS
  56. PROFESSOR DR. KUHN
  57. JON
  58. PROFESSOR
  59. MIDDLE-AGED TEACHER
  60. WOMAN WITH THE THINNING HAIR
  61. BANKER
  62. THE CHILD
  63. THE NEW PRIME MINISTER
  64. MADAME CECILIE
  65. THE JOURNALIST
  66. THE WORLD
  67. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  68. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
  69. Newsletter Sign-up

The children lounged about, relaxed, calmed by the trickle of the stream outside, the branches scratching at the windows, at least the windows that still had glass in them and Don hadn’t had to cover with plywood. “A bit nippy,” the social worker would say, and Don would explain it was healthy to sleep in damp conditions in freezing temperatures with no heat.

“And … those aren’t real weapons, right?”

“No, no,” Don would answer, winking at the machine guns, “we made them. You know how it is; doing crafts is calming. We all have our psychological security zones, which make those affected feel they have some kind of illness they can blame for their inability to function in a socially idiotic context.”

“And what do you do when you need a doctor, are you just out of luck if you’re not registered?” the valiant fortysomething woman with energetic calves and red cheeks and, one suspects, a sip of liquor in the evening would ask while wondering whether she was breathing tuberculosis-infected air.

“Yep, that’s right, you only have access to doctors if you have a chip. But there are tutorials for everything online. We don’t need the state,” Don would say. “That’s why we’re here, that’s why we have weapons, that’s why we’ve planted potatoes out there and other stuff that will taste like potatoes when it ripens. And as for a bit of tuberculosis—everybody gets that.”

But

There were no more social workers. The last one had been rushing around Rochdale before, as if she were constantly walking headlong into a storm. She looked lost. Somehow picked apart and depressed because she couldn’t live out her calling to save the world. There wasn’t even money for boxing clubs for the area boys anymore. A service that had been very popular. After all, who wouldn’t rather be a well-trained criminal? The social worker had sat helplessly at Don’s kitchen table looking at the mold infestation and the mother, who had emerged from bed in a dirty nightshirt for the occasion. Through the open bedroom door, the metal bucket where Don’s mother relieved herself could be seen and smelled. Don’t ask. The social worker had broken out in blotches and said: “So, I wish you…”—she had stood up—“all the best, right. I must be on my way.” She had hopped up and stumbled over her bulky bag, which was filled with applications for food aid, and was gone. Suddenly,

Three weeks after their arrival

DON

Thinks

Of her family.

Who are probably still hunkered down on bunk beds in the homeless shelter. Mummified. And the social worker has surely transferred into the civil service. The place where middle-aged women who’ve been sufficiently disappointed by their leftist ideals always found a home.