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  1. Title
  2. Author’s Note
  3. FROM THE PERVY HEART OF THE AUTHOR
  4. Dedication
  5. PROLOGUE
  6. MAC
  7. 1. A Front Yard Steroid Scandal
  8. A FRONT YARD STEROID SCANDAL
  9. HOLLYWOOD
  10. 2. Welcome Home, Noodle Arms
  11. WELCOME HOME, NOODLE ARMS
  12. MAC
  13. 3. Run With Scissors, Douche
  14. RUN WITH SCISSORS, DOUCHE
  15. HOLLYWOOD
  16. 4. Selfless Waffle Consumption
  17. SELFLESS WAFFLE CONSUMPTION
  18. HOLLYWOOD
  19. 5. All You Can Smell at the Olfactory Barbecue
  20. ALL YOU CAN SMELL AT THE OLFACTORY BARBECUE
  21. MAC
  22. 6. Laughter. Comradery. Happiness. Cheese
  23. LAUGHTER. COMRADERY. HAPPINESS. CHEESE
  24. MAC
  25. 7. Mrs. Butterworth, Still a Syrup Slut
  26. MRS. BUTTERWORTH, STILL A SYRUP SLUT
  27. HOLLYWOOD
  28. 8. Pickles, Bears, Blowtorch Redecorating
  29. PICKLES, BEARS, BLOWTORCH REDECORATING
  30. MAC
  31. 9. True Crime, Cauliflower Edition
  32. TRUE CRIME, CAULIFLOWER EDITION
  33. HOLLYWOOD
  34. 10. Payback is a Bitch… Or a Steak
  35. PAYBACK IS A BITCH… OR A STEAK
  36. MAC
  37. 11. Serial Killers Prefer Poached Eggs
  38. SERIAL KILLERS PREFER POACHED EGGS
  39. MAC
  40. 12. Sorry About All the Sorries
  41. SORRY ABOUT ALL THE SORRIES
  42. MAC
  43. 13. Beep
  44. BEEP
  45. MAC
  46. 14. Finally
  47. FINALLY
  48. MAC
  49. 15. Whatever You Say
  50. WHATEVER YOU SAY
  51. MAC
  52. 16. Never Underestimate the Power of Snacks
  53. NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF SNACKS
  54. HOLLYWOOD
  55. 17. Gimme a Hand, Neighbor
  56. GIMME A HAND, NEIGHBOR
  57. MAC
  58. 18. Teddy Bears Are Always Watching
  59. TEDDY BEARS ARE ALWAYS WATCHING
  60. MAC
  61. 19. Did You Try Turning Her Off and Back On Again
  62. DID YOU TRY TURNING HER OFF AND BACK ON AGAIN
  63. MAC
  64. 20. Tasteful Boobies
  65. TASTEFUL BOOBIES
  66. MAC
  67. 21. Some More Light Kidnapping
  68. SOME MORE LIGHT KIDNAPPING
  69. HOLLYWOOD
  70. 22. Best Wakeup Call
  71. BEST WAKEUP CALL
  72. MAC
  73. 23. 90s Nostalgia Snack
  74. 90S NOSTALGIA SNACK
  75. HOLLYWOOD
  76. 24. No One Does Honest Like a Kid
  77. NO ONE DOES HONEST LIKE A KID
  78. HOLLYWOOD
  79. 25. Karma Likes to Run
  80. KARMA LIKES TO RUN
  81. MAC
  82. 26. Haunted
  83. HAUNTED
  84. HOLLYWOOD
  85. 27. Fuck the Bad Days Away
  86. FUCK THE BAD DAYS AWAY
  87. MAC
  88. 28. Good Dates Include Leather and Head
  89. GOOD DATES INCLUDE LEATHER AND HEAD
  90. HOLLYWOOD
  91. 29. Fantasies Can Come True
  92. FANTASIES CAN COME TRUE
  93. MAC
  94. 30. A Little Casual Attempted Murder
  95. A LITTLE CASUAL ATTEMPTED MURDER
  96. HOLLYWOOD
  97. 31. Beep Part Two
  98. BEEP PART TWO
  99. MAC
  100. 32. Time for Hope
  101. TIME FOR HOPE
  102. MAC
  103. 33. Knights on Chrome and Steel
  104. KNIGHTS ON CHROME AND STEEL
  105. MAC
  106. 34. Strong
  107. STRONG
  108. HOLLYWOOD
  109. 35. Pushing Buttons
  110. PUSHING BUTTONS
  111. HOLLYWOOD
  112. EPILOGUE
  113. MAC
  114. HYDE AND SEEK
  115. CHAPTER ONE
  116. CONNECT WITH LAYLA FROST
  117. TITLES BY LAYLA FROST
  118. THE DILLON SISTERS
  119. THE FOUR
  120. THE HYDE SERIES
  121. COURT OF MAYHEM
  122. STANDALONES
  123. ABOUT THE AUTHOR

“Know it’s a hard ask, but don’t get cute, Mac. Bench or not, you could’ve gotten hurt. Especially since this means you lugged that heavy thing across the yard. Knock on my door. Hell, walk in. Just don’t do shit like that.”

Once again…

The concern.

The panic.

The relief.

And the steak.

All of it wrapped around me, warm and comforting and nice.

Just so nice.

“You wanna watch your show while we eat?” he asked.

After we’d finished eating pizza the night before, he’d stuck around to stream a couple of old episodes of House.

He was a shitty TV companion. He didn’t binge the way I did, so he had questions.

A lot of them.

But he also made a lot of jokes.

He made interesting commentary.

He made popcorn—and not the microwaved kind. He’d run home to get the kernels that cooked on the stove.

I could forgive talking through the episodes if good snacks were involved.

At my nod, he gave me a cool, badass one of his own. “I’ll be over in ten.”

As he returned to his place, I went inside to clear off my couch and wait for him.

The whole time—the whole night—his words echoed in my head.

‘Know it’s a hard ask, but don’t get cute, Mac.’

11. Serial Killers Prefer Poached Eggs

CHAPTER 11

SERIAL KILLERS PREFER POACHED EGGS

MAC

At the knock on the door, my heart clenched, and my stomach fluttered in a way that had little to do with Squish.

I’d thought our Friday dinner had been a one-time thing before he’d surprised me with steaks on Saturday. Eating delicious food and watching TV with him was a fun time.

A great time.

Probably one of the best I’d had in a while—dethroning the cookout.

I hadn’t been expecting him to show up again for another round of dinner and binge.

But I’d hoped.

I opened the door to see Ward in his usual ensemble of worn jeans, long-sleeved tee, leather cut, and biker boots. In his hand was a plastic bag that he handed to me.

“What’s up?” I asked.

“Got some work to handle but wanted to drop off dinner.”

Like all our conversations, I didn’t ask about his work, and he didn’t volunteer any information. He did, however, always ask about my work—though never anything that was too invasive of my kids’ privacy. Just how my day was, what I did, how I felt.

It was very one-sided.

As was our dinner arrangement, which seemed to entail him ordering or bringing me meals.

Like the bag I held. “What is it?”

“Comfort food.”

I believed it because just the smell was warm and inviting and soothing.

“Thanks.”

“Welcome, neighbor.” He turned and jogged off my porch before adding, “Don’t watch our show without me.”