Chapters (123)
- Title
- Author’s Note
- FROM THE PERVY HEART OF THE AUTHOR
- Dedication
- PROLOGUE
- MAC
- 1. A Front Yard Steroid Scandal
- A FRONT YARD STEROID SCANDAL
- HOLLYWOOD
- 2. Welcome Home, Noodle Arms
- WELCOME HOME, NOODLE ARMS
- MAC
- 3. Run With Scissors, Douche
- RUN WITH SCISSORS, DOUCHE
- HOLLYWOOD
- 4. Selfless Waffle Consumption
- SELFLESS WAFFLE CONSUMPTION
- HOLLYWOOD
- 5. All You Can Smell at the Olfactory Barbecue
- ALL YOU CAN SMELL AT THE OLFACTORY BARBECUE
- MAC
- 6. Laughter. Comradery. Happiness. Cheese
- LAUGHTER. COMRADERY. HAPPINESS. CHEESE
- MAC
- 7. Mrs. Butterworth, Still a Syrup Slut
- MRS. BUTTERWORTH, STILL A SYRUP SLUT
- HOLLYWOOD
- 8. Pickles, Bears, Blowtorch Redecorating
- PICKLES, BEARS, BLOWTORCH REDECORATING
- MAC
- 9. True Crime, Cauliflower Edition
- TRUE CRIME, CAULIFLOWER EDITION
- HOLLYWOOD
- 10. Payback is a Bitch… Or a Steak
- PAYBACK IS A BITCH… OR A STEAK
- MAC
- 11. Serial Killers Prefer Poached Eggs
- SERIAL KILLERS PREFER POACHED EGGS
- MAC
- 12. Sorry About All the Sorries
- SORRY ABOUT ALL THE SORRIES
- MAC
- 13. Beep
- BEEP
- MAC
- 14. Finally
- FINALLY
- MAC
- 15. Whatever You Say
- WHATEVER YOU SAY
- MAC
- 16. Never Underestimate the Power of Snacks
- NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF SNACKS
- HOLLYWOOD
- 17. Gimme a Hand, Neighbor
- GIMME A HAND, NEIGHBOR
- MAC
- 18. Teddy Bears Are Always Watching
- TEDDY BEARS ARE ALWAYS WATCHING
- MAC
- 19. Did You Try Turning Her Off and Back On Again
- DID YOU TRY TURNING HER OFF AND BACK ON AGAIN
- MAC
- 20. Tasteful Boobies
- TASTEFUL BOOBIES
- MAC
- 21. Some More Light Kidnapping
- SOME MORE LIGHT KIDNAPPING
- HOLLYWOOD
- 22. Best Wakeup Call
- BEST WAKEUP CALL
- MAC
- 23. 90s Nostalgia Snack
- 90S NOSTALGIA SNACK
- HOLLYWOOD
- 24. No One Does Honest Like a Kid
- NO ONE DOES HONEST LIKE A KID
- HOLLYWOOD
- 25. Karma Likes to Run
- KARMA LIKES TO RUN
- MAC
- 26. Haunted
- HAUNTED
- HOLLYWOOD
- 27. Fuck the Bad Days Away
- FUCK THE BAD DAYS AWAY
- MAC
- 28. Good Dates Include Leather and Head
- GOOD DATES INCLUDE LEATHER AND HEAD
- HOLLYWOOD
- 29. Fantasies Can Come True
- FANTASIES CAN COME TRUE
- MAC
- 30. A Little Casual Attempted Murder
- A LITTLE CASUAL ATTEMPTED MURDER
- HOLLYWOOD
- 31. Beep Part Two
- BEEP PART TWO
- MAC
- 32. Time for Hope
- TIME FOR HOPE
- MAC
- 33. Knights on Chrome and Steel
- KNIGHTS ON CHROME AND STEEL
- MAC
- 34. Strong
- STRONG
- HOLLYWOOD
- 35. Pushing Buttons
- PUSHING BUTTONS
- HOLLYWOOD
- EPILOGUE
- MAC
- HYDE AND SEEK
- CHAPTER ONE
- CONNECT WITH LAYLA FROST
- TITLES BY LAYLA FROST
- THE DILLON SISTERS
- THE FOUR
- THE HYDE SERIES
- COURT OF MAYHEM
- STANDALONES
- ABOUT THE AUTHOR
“Know it’s a hard ask, but don’t get cute, Mac. Bench or not, you could’ve gotten hurt. Especially since this means you lugged that heavy thing across the yard. Knock on my door. Hell, walk in. Just don’t do shit like that.”
Once again…
The concern.
The panic.
The relief.
And the steak.
All of it wrapped around me, warm and comforting and nice.
Just so nice.
“You wanna watch your show while we eat?” he asked.
After we’d finished eating pizza the night before, he’d stuck around to stream a couple of old episodes of House.
He was a shitty TV companion. He didn’t binge the way I did, so he had questions.
A lot of them.
But he also made a lot of jokes.
He made interesting commentary.
He made popcorn—and not the microwaved kind. He’d run home to get the kernels that cooked on the stove.
I could forgive talking through the episodes if good snacks were involved.
At my nod, he gave me a cool, badass one of his own. “I’ll be over in ten.”
As he returned to his place, I went inside to clear off my couch and wait for him.
The whole time—the whole night—his words echoed in my head.
‘Know it’s a hard ask, but don’t get cute, Mac.’
11. Serial Killers Prefer Poached Eggs
CHAPTER 11
SERIAL KILLERS PREFER POACHED EGGS
MAC
At the knock on the door, my heart clenched, and my stomach fluttered in a way that had little to do with Squish.
I’d thought our Friday dinner had been a one-time thing before he’d surprised me with steaks on Saturday. Eating delicious food and watching TV with him was a fun time.
A great time.
Probably one of the best I’d had in a while—dethroning the cookout.
I hadn’t been expecting him to show up again for another round of dinner and binge.
But I’d hoped.
I opened the door to see Ward in his usual ensemble of worn jeans, long-sleeved tee, leather cut, and biker boots. In his hand was a plastic bag that he handed to me.
“What’s up?” I asked.
“Got some work to handle but wanted to drop off dinner.”
Like all our conversations, I didn’t ask about his work, and he didn’t volunteer any information. He did, however, always ask about my work—though never anything that was too invasive of my kids’ privacy. Just how my day was, what I did, how I felt.
It was very one-sided.
As was our dinner arrangement, which seemed to entail him ordering or bringing me meals.
Like the bag I held. “What is it?”
“Comfort food.”
I believed it because just the smell was warm and inviting and soothing.
“Thanks.”
“Welcome, neighbor.” He turned and jogged off my porch before adding, “Don’t watch our show without me.”