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Chapters (123)
  1. Title
  2. Author’s Note
  3. FROM THE PERVY HEART OF THE AUTHOR
  4. Dedication
  5. PROLOGUE
  6. MAC
  7. 1. A Front Yard Steroid Scandal
  8. A FRONT YARD STEROID SCANDAL
  9. HOLLYWOOD
  10. 2. Welcome Home, Noodle Arms
  11. WELCOME HOME, NOODLE ARMS
  12. MAC
  13. 3. Run With Scissors, Douche
  14. RUN WITH SCISSORS, DOUCHE
  15. HOLLYWOOD
  16. 4. Selfless Waffle Consumption
  17. SELFLESS WAFFLE CONSUMPTION
  18. HOLLYWOOD
  19. 5. All You Can Smell at the Olfactory Barbecue
  20. ALL YOU CAN SMELL AT THE OLFACTORY BARBECUE
  21. MAC
  22. 6. Laughter. Comradery. Happiness. Cheese
  23. LAUGHTER. COMRADERY. HAPPINESS. CHEESE
  24. MAC
  25. 7. Mrs. Butterworth, Still a Syrup Slut
  26. MRS. BUTTERWORTH, STILL A SYRUP SLUT
  27. HOLLYWOOD
  28. 8. Pickles, Bears, Blowtorch Redecorating
  29. PICKLES, BEARS, BLOWTORCH REDECORATING
  30. MAC
  31. 9. True Crime, Cauliflower Edition
  32. TRUE CRIME, CAULIFLOWER EDITION
  33. HOLLYWOOD
  34. 10. Payback is a Bitch… Or a Steak
  35. PAYBACK IS A BITCH… OR A STEAK
  36. MAC
  37. 11. Serial Killers Prefer Poached Eggs
  38. SERIAL KILLERS PREFER POACHED EGGS
  39. MAC
  40. 12. Sorry About All the Sorries
  41. SORRY ABOUT ALL THE SORRIES
  42. MAC
  43. 13. Beep
  44. BEEP
  45. MAC
  46. 14. Finally
  47. FINALLY
  48. MAC
  49. 15. Whatever You Say
  50. WHATEVER YOU SAY
  51. MAC
  52. 16. Never Underestimate the Power of Snacks
  53. NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF SNACKS
  54. HOLLYWOOD
  55. 17. Gimme a Hand, Neighbor
  56. GIMME A HAND, NEIGHBOR
  57. MAC
  58. 18. Teddy Bears Are Always Watching
  59. TEDDY BEARS ARE ALWAYS WATCHING
  60. MAC
  61. 19. Did You Try Turning Her Off and Back On Again
  62. DID YOU TRY TURNING HER OFF AND BACK ON AGAIN
  63. MAC
  64. 20. Tasteful Boobies
  65. TASTEFUL BOOBIES
  66. MAC
  67. 21. Some More Light Kidnapping
  68. SOME MORE LIGHT KIDNAPPING
  69. HOLLYWOOD
  70. 22. Best Wakeup Call
  71. BEST WAKEUP CALL
  72. MAC
  73. 23. 90s Nostalgia Snack
  74. 90S NOSTALGIA SNACK
  75. HOLLYWOOD
  76. 24. No One Does Honest Like a Kid
  77. NO ONE DOES HONEST LIKE A KID
  78. HOLLYWOOD
  79. 25. Karma Likes to Run
  80. KARMA LIKES TO RUN
  81. MAC
  82. 26. Haunted
  83. HAUNTED
  84. HOLLYWOOD
  85. 27. Fuck the Bad Days Away
  86. FUCK THE BAD DAYS AWAY
  87. MAC
  88. 28. Good Dates Include Leather and Head
  89. GOOD DATES INCLUDE LEATHER AND HEAD
  90. HOLLYWOOD
  91. 29. Fantasies Can Come True
  92. FANTASIES CAN COME TRUE
  93. MAC
  94. 30. A Little Casual Attempted Murder
  95. A LITTLE CASUAL ATTEMPTED MURDER
  96. HOLLYWOOD
  97. 31. Beep Part Two
  98. BEEP PART TWO
  99. MAC
  100. 32. Time for Hope
  101. TIME FOR HOPE
  102. MAC
  103. 33. Knights on Chrome and Steel
  104. KNIGHTS ON CHROME AND STEEL
  105. MAC
  106. 34. Strong
  107. STRONG
  108. HOLLYWOOD
  109. 35. Pushing Buttons
  110. PUSHING BUTTONS
  111. HOLLYWOOD
  112. EPILOGUE
  113. MAC
  114. HYDE AND SEEK
  115. CHAPTER ONE
  116. CONNECT WITH LAYLA FROST
  117. TITLES BY LAYLA FROST
  118. THE DILLON SISTERS
  119. THE FOUR
  120. THE HYDE SERIES
  121. COURT OF MAYHEM
  122. STANDALONES
  123. ABOUT THE AUTHOR

I was about to take a bite of my food when I caught muffled voices. They quickly grew closer as whoever streamed into his backyard.

I needed to haul my pregnant ass up.

I needed to go inside.

I didn’t.

I was too entranced.

It was just general greetings and talk about the food and drinks, but there was so much laughter. Comradery.

Happiness.

Keeping silent, I picked at my food and continued to eavesdrop. I couldn’t make out the specifics with separate conversations happening at once, but that was fine. I just wanted to hear the tone. The vibe.

And Hollywood’s laughter.

I had no clue how I knew it was his, but I could isolate it. It was so genuine, hearty, and carefree, it made me smile.

If only my food would make me do the same.

With the help of the barbecue-scented air, I managed to choke down a few bites, but I was throwing in the towel.

It was that or throw up everything.

I was about to stand when it happened.

I sneezed.

Loudly.

6. Laughter. Comradery. Happiness. Cheese

CHAPTER 6

LAUGHTER. COMRADERY. HAPPINESS. CHEESE

MAC

All laughter on the other side of the fence cut off, and I cringed.

I would’ve run inside if I was capable of getting up quickly. I was tempted to crawl my pregnant ass across the overgrown lawn, but I was too slow.

And it was too late.

“Mac?” a deep voice rumbled.

I didn’t answer.

I didn’t move.

I barely breathed.

Maybe he’ll think it came from a different direction.

Or it was the wind.

Or a bird.

The Massachusetts Sneezing Weirdo bird, of the Tit family.

“Mac,” he said again, just with no question in the tone. And from much closer.

Way too close.

I tipped my head back and brought my hand up to shield my eyes from the sun. It was unnecessary. The handsome wall peering over the fence did a good job of blocking out pretty much everything.

“Oh, hey,” I said, playing it cool. As cool as lava. “What’s up?”

“The fuck you doing?”

I held up the plastic container. “Eating lunch.”

“On the ground?”

“Have you never heard of a picnic?”

He raised a brow. “On the ground right next to my fence?”

“Back support. It’s important for pregnant women.”

That time, he didn’t verbally speak. But the pointed way he looked toward the garden bench, the small patio table and chair, and then back to me said everything.

I cringed.

“I’ll ask again, Mac… The fuck you doing?”

“My food tastes awful—”

“I can believe that ’cause it looks like shit, too.”

“And whatever you’re cooking smells so good,” I continued like I hadn’t heard his insult—however truthful it may have been. “I thought if I was smelling your food, I could choke down mine.”

He stared down at me, blinking once. Twice.