Chapters (123)
- Title
- Author’s Note
- FROM THE PERVY HEART OF THE AUTHOR
- Dedication
- PROLOGUE
- MAC
- 1. A Front Yard Steroid Scandal
- A FRONT YARD STEROID SCANDAL
- HOLLYWOOD
- 2. Welcome Home, Noodle Arms
- WELCOME HOME, NOODLE ARMS
- MAC
- 3. Run With Scissors, Douche
- RUN WITH SCISSORS, DOUCHE
- HOLLYWOOD
- 4. Selfless Waffle Consumption
- SELFLESS WAFFLE CONSUMPTION
- HOLLYWOOD
- 5. All You Can Smell at the Olfactory Barbecue
- ALL YOU CAN SMELL AT THE OLFACTORY BARBECUE
- MAC
- 6. Laughter. Comradery. Happiness. Cheese
- LAUGHTER. COMRADERY. HAPPINESS. CHEESE
- MAC
- 7. Mrs. Butterworth, Still a Syrup Slut
- MRS. BUTTERWORTH, STILL A SYRUP SLUT
- HOLLYWOOD
- 8. Pickles, Bears, Blowtorch Redecorating
- PICKLES, BEARS, BLOWTORCH REDECORATING
- MAC
- 9. True Crime, Cauliflower Edition
- TRUE CRIME, CAULIFLOWER EDITION
- HOLLYWOOD
- 10. Payback is a Bitch… Or a Steak
- PAYBACK IS A BITCH… OR A STEAK
- MAC
- 11. Serial Killers Prefer Poached Eggs
- SERIAL KILLERS PREFER POACHED EGGS
- MAC
- 12. Sorry About All the Sorries
- SORRY ABOUT ALL THE SORRIES
- MAC
- 13. Beep
- BEEP
- MAC
- 14. Finally
- FINALLY
- MAC
- 15. Whatever You Say
- WHATEVER YOU SAY
- MAC
- 16. Never Underestimate the Power of Snacks
- NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF SNACKS
- HOLLYWOOD
- 17. Gimme a Hand, Neighbor
- GIMME A HAND, NEIGHBOR
- MAC
- 18. Teddy Bears Are Always Watching
- TEDDY BEARS ARE ALWAYS WATCHING
- MAC
- 19. Did You Try Turning Her Off and Back On Again
- DID YOU TRY TURNING HER OFF AND BACK ON AGAIN
- MAC
- 20. Tasteful Boobies
- TASTEFUL BOOBIES
- MAC
- 21. Some More Light Kidnapping
- SOME MORE LIGHT KIDNAPPING
- HOLLYWOOD
- 22. Best Wakeup Call
- BEST WAKEUP CALL
- MAC
- 23. 90s Nostalgia Snack
- 90S NOSTALGIA SNACK
- HOLLYWOOD
- 24. No One Does Honest Like a Kid
- NO ONE DOES HONEST LIKE A KID
- HOLLYWOOD
- 25. Karma Likes to Run
- KARMA LIKES TO RUN
- MAC
- 26. Haunted
- HAUNTED
- HOLLYWOOD
- 27. Fuck the Bad Days Away
- FUCK THE BAD DAYS AWAY
- MAC
- 28. Good Dates Include Leather and Head
- GOOD DATES INCLUDE LEATHER AND HEAD
- HOLLYWOOD
- 29. Fantasies Can Come True
- FANTASIES CAN COME TRUE
- MAC
- 30. A Little Casual Attempted Murder
- A LITTLE CASUAL ATTEMPTED MURDER
- HOLLYWOOD
- 31. Beep Part Two
- BEEP PART TWO
- MAC
- 32. Time for Hope
- TIME FOR HOPE
- MAC
- 33. Knights on Chrome and Steel
- KNIGHTS ON CHROME AND STEEL
- MAC
- 34. Strong
- STRONG
- HOLLYWOOD
- 35. Pushing Buttons
- PUSHING BUTTONS
- HOLLYWOOD
- EPILOGUE
- MAC
- HYDE AND SEEK
- CHAPTER ONE
- CONNECT WITH LAYLA FROST
- TITLES BY LAYLA FROST
- THE DILLON SISTERS
- THE FOUR
- THE HYDE SERIES
- COURT OF MAYHEM
- STANDALONES
- ABOUT THE AUTHOR
I dragged her hand over to where I was already semi-hard and growing harder from her threat. “I think you like it too much to do that.”
“Maybe,” she muttered, gripping it tighter. “Are all your lights voice activated?”
“Glitch’s handiwork.”
“Your house is cool.”
“Yeah.”
“But it doesn’t have creepy teddy bears.”
“And thank fuck for that.” It killed me to do it, but I shifted her hand off me before neither of us was sleeping anytime soon. I rolled her so she faced away from me and curved my front to her back. Pulling the blanket over us, I rested my hand on her bare stomach.
“I should head home,” Mac said, though she made no move to go. She didn’t even try to pull my hand away.
“Later.”
“Now.”
“In a while.”
“In a minute,” she said firmly. “Maybe two.”
“Whatever you say, neighbor.”
It took less than a minute for her breath to even out, but I stayed awake.
’Cause under my palm, Squish rolled and kicked.
And I didn’t wanna miss any of it.
22. Best Wakeup Call
CHAPTER 22
BEST WAKEUP CALL
MAC
Beep!
Beep!
Beddeep-a-beepde-beepa!
I bolted upright in bed, my heart pounding so wildly, it felt like it was in my throat. That I was choking on it.
It took me a moment to realize that what I’d thought was a smoke alarm was actually an unbearably annoying alarm waking me at an ungodly hour.
It took me a few more moments to realize I was not in my own room.
I was naked. In bed. With Ward. In Ward’s bed. Where he was also naked.
I knew that because the blanket slipped when he leaned over, and I saw the world’s most muscular back and ass.
He picked up his phone to silence the alarm. Since running away would make the morning after even more awkward—especially with the whole naked thing—I flopped back onto the comfortable mattress. I took some deep breaths until the panic ebbed away.
“Time’s your appointment?” Ward asked in a gravelly voice, rough with sleep.
All the calm I’d summoned fled like a drain was pulled. “Ten.”
“Good. We got time.”
I sat up. “Why, what time is it?”
“Seven.” He chuckled when I flopped back again. “You fell asleep before I could ask. Set the alarm early to be safe.”
I couldn’t believe I’d slept over.
I couldn’t believe I’d slept so well.
I couldn’t believe I was about to doze off again.
“Wait. We’ve got time for what?”
I opened my eyes to see Ward set a pillow next to me. He rolled my body so I was on my side, the pillow supporting my stomach. “Bring your knees up, baby.”
But I was already doing it, my bent legs forming an L on the mattress.