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Chapters (123)
  1. Title
  2. Author’s Note
  3. FROM THE PERVY HEART OF THE AUTHOR
  4. Dedication
  5. PROLOGUE
  6. MAC
  7. 1. A Front Yard Steroid Scandal
  8. A FRONT YARD STEROID SCANDAL
  9. HOLLYWOOD
  10. 2. Welcome Home, Noodle Arms
  11. WELCOME HOME, NOODLE ARMS
  12. MAC
  13. 3. Run With Scissors, Douche
  14. RUN WITH SCISSORS, DOUCHE
  15. HOLLYWOOD
  16. 4. Selfless Waffle Consumption
  17. SELFLESS WAFFLE CONSUMPTION
  18. HOLLYWOOD
  19. 5. All You Can Smell at the Olfactory Barbecue
  20. ALL YOU CAN SMELL AT THE OLFACTORY BARBECUE
  21. MAC
  22. 6. Laughter. Comradery. Happiness. Cheese
  23. LAUGHTER. COMRADERY. HAPPINESS. CHEESE
  24. MAC
  25. 7. Mrs. Butterworth, Still a Syrup Slut
  26. MRS. BUTTERWORTH, STILL A SYRUP SLUT
  27. HOLLYWOOD
  28. 8. Pickles, Bears, Blowtorch Redecorating
  29. PICKLES, BEARS, BLOWTORCH REDECORATING
  30. MAC
  31. 9. True Crime, Cauliflower Edition
  32. TRUE CRIME, CAULIFLOWER EDITION
  33. HOLLYWOOD
  34. 10. Payback is a Bitch… Or a Steak
  35. PAYBACK IS A BITCH… OR A STEAK
  36. MAC
  37. 11. Serial Killers Prefer Poached Eggs
  38. SERIAL KILLERS PREFER POACHED EGGS
  39. MAC
  40. 12. Sorry About All the Sorries
  41. SORRY ABOUT ALL THE SORRIES
  42. MAC
  43. 13. Beep
  44. BEEP
  45. MAC
  46. 14. Finally
  47. FINALLY
  48. MAC
  49. 15. Whatever You Say
  50. WHATEVER YOU SAY
  51. MAC
  52. 16. Never Underestimate the Power of Snacks
  53. NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF SNACKS
  54. HOLLYWOOD
  55. 17. Gimme a Hand, Neighbor
  56. GIMME A HAND, NEIGHBOR
  57. MAC
  58. 18. Teddy Bears Are Always Watching
  59. TEDDY BEARS ARE ALWAYS WATCHING
  60. MAC
  61. 19. Did You Try Turning Her Off and Back On Again
  62. DID YOU TRY TURNING HER OFF AND BACK ON AGAIN
  63. MAC
  64. 20. Tasteful Boobies
  65. TASTEFUL BOOBIES
  66. MAC
  67. 21. Some More Light Kidnapping
  68. SOME MORE LIGHT KIDNAPPING
  69. HOLLYWOOD
  70. 22. Best Wakeup Call
  71. BEST WAKEUP CALL
  72. MAC
  73. 23. 90s Nostalgia Snack
  74. 90S NOSTALGIA SNACK
  75. HOLLYWOOD
  76. 24. No One Does Honest Like a Kid
  77. NO ONE DOES HONEST LIKE A KID
  78. HOLLYWOOD
  79. 25. Karma Likes to Run
  80. KARMA LIKES TO RUN
  81. MAC
  82. 26. Haunted
  83. HAUNTED
  84. HOLLYWOOD
  85. 27. Fuck the Bad Days Away
  86. FUCK THE BAD DAYS AWAY
  87. MAC
  88. 28. Good Dates Include Leather and Head
  89. GOOD DATES INCLUDE LEATHER AND HEAD
  90. HOLLYWOOD
  91. 29. Fantasies Can Come True
  92. FANTASIES CAN COME TRUE
  93. MAC
  94. 30. A Little Casual Attempted Murder
  95. A LITTLE CASUAL ATTEMPTED MURDER
  96. HOLLYWOOD
  97. 31. Beep Part Two
  98. BEEP PART TWO
  99. MAC
  100. 32. Time for Hope
  101. TIME FOR HOPE
  102. MAC
  103. 33. Knights on Chrome and Steel
  104. KNIGHTS ON CHROME AND STEEL
  105. MAC
  106. 34. Strong
  107. STRONG
  108. HOLLYWOOD
  109. 35. Pushing Buttons
  110. PUSHING BUTTONS
  111. HOLLYWOOD
  112. EPILOGUE
  113. MAC
  114. HYDE AND SEEK
  115. CHAPTER ONE
  116. CONNECT WITH LAYLA FROST
  117. TITLES BY LAYLA FROST
  118. THE DILLON SISTERS
  119. THE FOUR
  120. THE HYDE SERIES
  121. COURT OF MAYHEM
  122. STANDALONES
  123. ABOUT THE AUTHOR

I dragged her hand over to where I was already semi-hard and growing harder from her threat. “I think you like it too much to do that.”

“Maybe,” she muttered, gripping it tighter. “Are all your lights voice activated?”

“Glitch’s handiwork.”

“Your house is cool.”

“Yeah.”

“But it doesn’t have creepy teddy bears.”

“And thank fuck for that.” It killed me to do it, but I shifted her hand off me before neither of us was sleeping anytime soon. I rolled her so she faced away from me and curved my front to her back. Pulling the blanket over us, I rested my hand on her bare stomach.

“I should head home,” Mac said, though she made no move to go. She didn’t even try to pull my hand away.

“Later.”

“Now.”

“In a while.”

“In a minute,” she said firmly. “Maybe two.”

“Whatever you say, neighbor.”

It took less than a minute for her breath to even out, but I stayed awake.

’Cause under my palm, Squish rolled and kicked.

And I didn’t wanna miss any of it.

22. Best Wakeup Call

CHAPTER 22

BEST WAKEUP CALL

MAC

Beep!

Beep!

Beddeep-a-beepde-beepa!

I bolted upright in bed, my heart pounding so wildly, it felt like it was in my throat. That I was choking on it.

It took me a moment to realize that what I’d thought was a smoke alarm was actually an unbearably annoying alarm waking me at an ungodly hour.

It took me a few more moments to realize I was not in my own room.

I was naked. In bed. With Ward. In Ward’s bed. Where he was also naked.

I knew that because the blanket slipped when he leaned over, and I saw the world’s most muscular back and ass.

He picked up his phone to silence the alarm. Since running away would make the morning after even more awkward—especially with the whole naked thing—I flopped back onto the comfortable mattress. I took some deep breaths until the panic ebbed away.

“Time’s your appointment?” Ward asked in a gravelly voice, rough with sleep.

All the calm I’d summoned fled like a drain was pulled. “Ten.”

“Good. We got time.”

I sat up. “Why, what time is it?”

“Seven.” He chuckled when I flopped back again. “You fell asleep before I could ask. Set the alarm early to be safe.”

I couldn’t believe I’d slept over.

I couldn’t believe I’d slept so well.

I couldn’t believe I was about to doze off again.

“Wait. We’ve got time for what?”

I opened my eyes to see Ward set a pillow next to me. He rolled my body so I was on my side, the pillow supporting my stomach. “Bring your knees up, baby.”

But I was already doing it, my bent legs forming an L on the mattress.