Chapters (123)
- Title
- Author’s Note
- FROM THE PERVY HEART OF THE AUTHOR
- Dedication
- PROLOGUE
- MAC
- 1. A Front Yard Steroid Scandal
- A FRONT YARD STEROID SCANDAL
- HOLLYWOOD
- 2. Welcome Home, Noodle Arms
- WELCOME HOME, NOODLE ARMS
- MAC
- 3. Run With Scissors, Douche
- RUN WITH SCISSORS, DOUCHE
- HOLLYWOOD
- 4. Selfless Waffle Consumption
- SELFLESS WAFFLE CONSUMPTION
- HOLLYWOOD
- 5. All You Can Smell at the Olfactory Barbecue
- ALL YOU CAN SMELL AT THE OLFACTORY BARBECUE
- MAC
- 6. Laughter. Comradery. Happiness. Cheese
- LAUGHTER. COMRADERY. HAPPINESS. CHEESE
- MAC
- 7. Mrs. Butterworth, Still a Syrup Slut
- MRS. BUTTERWORTH, STILL A SYRUP SLUT
- HOLLYWOOD
- 8. Pickles, Bears, Blowtorch Redecorating
- PICKLES, BEARS, BLOWTORCH REDECORATING
- MAC
- 9. True Crime, Cauliflower Edition
- TRUE CRIME, CAULIFLOWER EDITION
- HOLLYWOOD
- 10. Payback is a Bitch… Or a Steak
- PAYBACK IS A BITCH… OR A STEAK
- MAC
- 11. Serial Killers Prefer Poached Eggs
- SERIAL KILLERS PREFER POACHED EGGS
- MAC
- 12. Sorry About All the Sorries
- SORRY ABOUT ALL THE SORRIES
- MAC
- 13. Beep
- BEEP
- MAC
- 14. Finally
- FINALLY
- MAC
- 15. Whatever You Say
- WHATEVER YOU SAY
- MAC
- 16. Never Underestimate the Power of Snacks
- NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF SNACKS
- HOLLYWOOD
- 17. Gimme a Hand, Neighbor
- GIMME A HAND, NEIGHBOR
- MAC
- 18. Teddy Bears Are Always Watching
- TEDDY BEARS ARE ALWAYS WATCHING
- MAC
- 19. Did You Try Turning Her Off and Back On Again
- DID YOU TRY TURNING HER OFF AND BACK ON AGAIN
- MAC
- 20. Tasteful Boobies
- TASTEFUL BOOBIES
- MAC
- 21. Some More Light Kidnapping
- SOME MORE LIGHT KIDNAPPING
- HOLLYWOOD
- 22. Best Wakeup Call
- BEST WAKEUP CALL
- MAC
- 23. 90s Nostalgia Snack
- 90S NOSTALGIA SNACK
- HOLLYWOOD
- 24. No One Does Honest Like a Kid
- NO ONE DOES HONEST LIKE A KID
- HOLLYWOOD
- 25. Karma Likes to Run
- KARMA LIKES TO RUN
- MAC
- 26. Haunted
- HAUNTED
- HOLLYWOOD
- 27. Fuck the Bad Days Away
- FUCK THE BAD DAYS AWAY
- MAC
- 28. Good Dates Include Leather and Head
- GOOD DATES INCLUDE LEATHER AND HEAD
- HOLLYWOOD
- 29. Fantasies Can Come True
- FANTASIES CAN COME TRUE
- MAC
- 30. A Little Casual Attempted Murder
- A LITTLE CASUAL ATTEMPTED MURDER
- HOLLYWOOD
- 31. Beep Part Two
- BEEP PART TWO
- MAC
- 32. Time for Hope
- TIME FOR HOPE
- MAC
- 33. Knights on Chrome and Steel
- KNIGHTS ON CHROME AND STEEL
- MAC
- 34. Strong
- STRONG
- HOLLYWOOD
- 35. Pushing Buttons
- PUSHING BUTTONS
- HOLLYWOOD
- EPILOGUE
- MAC
- HYDE AND SEEK
- CHAPTER ONE
- CONNECT WITH LAYLA FROST
- TITLES BY LAYLA FROST
- THE DILLON SISTERS
- THE FOUR
- THE HYDE SERIES
- COURT OF MAYHEM
- STANDALONES
- ABOUT THE AUTHOR
It was hesitant and small, but she smiled at me. A long moment later, she went to sit while I threw out almost every spice in the house before raiding her fridge.
What the hell?
I went into the living room to see her sitting on the couch, a medical drama on TV. It’d been a while since I’d caught the reruns in the middle of the night, but I remembered it having a wordless theme song. Yet as it played, she quietly mouthed along.
“What’re you singing?” I asked, making her jump.
She opened her mouth, the denial on her tongue before she shook her head. “Whatever, this night can’t get any more embarrassing.” With a sigh, she paused the show. “I made up lyrics about touching butts for the song. Any further questions?”
Yeah.
Why the fuck are you so goddamn cute?
I didn’t think she’d appreciate the question or my word choice, so I kept it to myself. “Thought you said you just went shopping.”
“I did.”
“Then where the hell’s the rest of your food?”
She rolled her eyes at me. “I’m one woman, Ward.”
“A pregnant woman.”
Not that I knew what that meant beyond the pickles with ice cream cravings they showed on TV.
I thought it was all about moderation and shit, but I must’ve been wrong. Her fridge was nothing but lean meats, vegetables, and more vegetables.
She did have the pickles, but no ice cream in sight.
“I have to eat healthy.” She put her hand on her stomach and looked down at it, her face solemn and her voice soft. “Squish counts on me.”
Fuckin’ hell, damn, shit.
The wind was knocked from my lungs, my chest tightened, and my gut twisted like I’d gone four rounds with a kicking donkey.
I bottled all that shit up and focused on what was important.
Finding Mac and Squish something healthy to go with our greasy pizza.
10. Payback is a Bitch… Or a Steak
CHAPTER 10
PAYBACK IS A BITCH… OR A STEAK
MAC
Something smelled good.
With one foot still in the Uber, I inhaled again as my mouth watered.
I was wrong.
Something smelled amazing.
And I bet I knew who was responsible.
Climbing out of the Uber, I closed the car door and walked toward my house. Every step was a battle, and not just because my muscles ached from overdoing it.
I was fighting the urge to veer into my neighbor’s backyard where the delicious scent was undoubtedly emanating from.
Between the barbecue feast followed by pizza the night before, Ward had fed me enough. More than enough. I had leftover slices for at least a couple of days. I wasn’t going to intrude again.
I had plans, anyway.