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Chapters (123)
  1. Title
  2. Author’s Note
  3. FROM THE PERVY HEART OF THE AUTHOR
  4. Dedication
  5. PROLOGUE
  6. MAC
  7. 1. A Front Yard Steroid Scandal
  8. A FRONT YARD STEROID SCANDAL
  9. HOLLYWOOD
  10. 2. Welcome Home, Noodle Arms
  11. WELCOME HOME, NOODLE ARMS
  12. MAC
  13. 3. Run With Scissors, Douche
  14. RUN WITH SCISSORS, DOUCHE
  15. HOLLYWOOD
  16. 4. Selfless Waffle Consumption
  17. SELFLESS WAFFLE CONSUMPTION
  18. HOLLYWOOD
  19. 5. All You Can Smell at the Olfactory Barbecue
  20. ALL YOU CAN SMELL AT THE OLFACTORY BARBECUE
  21. MAC
  22. 6. Laughter. Comradery. Happiness. Cheese
  23. LAUGHTER. COMRADERY. HAPPINESS. CHEESE
  24. MAC
  25. 7. Mrs. Butterworth, Still a Syrup Slut
  26. MRS. BUTTERWORTH, STILL A SYRUP SLUT
  27. HOLLYWOOD
  28. 8. Pickles, Bears, Blowtorch Redecorating
  29. PICKLES, BEARS, BLOWTORCH REDECORATING
  30. MAC
  31. 9. True Crime, Cauliflower Edition
  32. TRUE CRIME, CAULIFLOWER EDITION
  33. HOLLYWOOD
  34. 10. Payback is a Bitch… Or a Steak
  35. PAYBACK IS A BITCH… OR A STEAK
  36. MAC
  37. 11. Serial Killers Prefer Poached Eggs
  38. SERIAL KILLERS PREFER POACHED EGGS
  39. MAC
  40. 12. Sorry About All the Sorries
  41. SORRY ABOUT ALL THE SORRIES
  42. MAC
  43. 13. Beep
  44. BEEP
  45. MAC
  46. 14. Finally
  47. FINALLY
  48. MAC
  49. 15. Whatever You Say
  50. WHATEVER YOU SAY
  51. MAC
  52. 16. Never Underestimate the Power of Snacks
  53. NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF SNACKS
  54. HOLLYWOOD
  55. 17. Gimme a Hand, Neighbor
  56. GIMME A HAND, NEIGHBOR
  57. MAC
  58. 18. Teddy Bears Are Always Watching
  59. TEDDY BEARS ARE ALWAYS WATCHING
  60. MAC
  61. 19. Did You Try Turning Her Off and Back On Again
  62. DID YOU TRY TURNING HER OFF AND BACK ON AGAIN
  63. MAC
  64. 20. Tasteful Boobies
  65. TASTEFUL BOOBIES
  66. MAC
  67. 21. Some More Light Kidnapping
  68. SOME MORE LIGHT KIDNAPPING
  69. HOLLYWOOD
  70. 22. Best Wakeup Call
  71. BEST WAKEUP CALL
  72. MAC
  73. 23. 90s Nostalgia Snack
  74. 90S NOSTALGIA SNACK
  75. HOLLYWOOD
  76. 24. No One Does Honest Like a Kid
  77. NO ONE DOES HONEST LIKE A KID
  78. HOLLYWOOD
  79. 25. Karma Likes to Run
  80. KARMA LIKES TO RUN
  81. MAC
  82. 26. Haunted
  83. HAUNTED
  84. HOLLYWOOD
  85. 27. Fuck the Bad Days Away
  86. FUCK THE BAD DAYS AWAY
  87. MAC
  88. 28. Good Dates Include Leather and Head
  89. GOOD DATES INCLUDE LEATHER AND HEAD
  90. HOLLYWOOD
  91. 29. Fantasies Can Come True
  92. FANTASIES CAN COME TRUE
  93. MAC
  94. 30. A Little Casual Attempted Murder
  95. A LITTLE CASUAL ATTEMPTED MURDER
  96. HOLLYWOOD
  97. 31. Beep Part Two
  98. BEEP PART TWO
  99. MAC
  100. 32. Time for Hope
  101. TIME FOR HOPE
  102. MAC
  103. 33. Knights on Chrome and Steel
  104. KNIGHTS ON CHROME AND STEEL
  105. MAC
  106. 34. Strong
  107. STRONG
  108. HOLLYWOOD
  109. 35. Pushing Buttons
  110. PUSHING BUTTONS
  111. HOLLYWOOD
  112. EPILOGUE
  113. MAC
  114. HYDE AND SEEK
  115. CHAPTER ONE
  116. CONNECT WITH LAYLA FROST
  117. TITLES BY LAYLA FROST
  118. THE DILLON SISTERS
  119. THE FOUR
  120. THE HYDE SERIES
  121. COURT OF MAYHEM
  122. STANDALONES
  123. ABOUT THE AUTHOR

NO ONE DOES HONEST LIKE A KID

HOLLYWOOD

The air was wired. Charged like someone had taken a pair of jumper cables to it. No one joked or fucked around. We barely even talked.

Standing outside the clubhouse on Thursday morning, my Court of Mayhem brothers and I did one last run-through of our plan, our equipment, and our supplies. Once we confirmed we were good to go, everyone biked—or, in Haze and my case, vanned—up and hit the road.

I envied the brothers who were on their bikes. With the cold wind and the open road, the ride would’ve done a lot to relax the tension that bunched my muscles. Extractions always put me on edge.

Ones that involved kids made me feel like I was comin’ outta my skin.

Even when they went smoothly, it was hard for kids. They were confused. Angry. Scared.

Or, worse, they were happy to leave everything behind. They wanted to leave.

They were relieved that their entire life was about to change.

We reached the stereotypical suburban house—complete with porch swing, garden flag, and perfectly trimmed lawn—right on schedule. Slowing down, we moved at a crawl to look for any signs there’d been a change in plans. Usually, we circled the block a couple of times to be thorough before parking.

Beth didn’t give us the chance. With a toddler girl on her hip, she stepped onto the porch and waved.

Everyone pulled over and killed their engines, filing onto the sidewalk.

Beth’s wide eyes darted between us. I could only guess what her neighbors thought—or how many of them had already dialed 911 and were just waiting for a reason to hit connect.

Judge was the only one to approach, stopping at the bottom of the stairs. “You ready to do this, Beth?”

Making the decision to leave was a helluva lot different than following through. It wasn’t uncommon for women to change their minds when they suddenly had a yard full of bikers who were there to uproot their lives.

It got too intimidating.

Too daunting.

Too real.

Beth wasn’t one of those women. At Judge’s question, she gave a wobbly smile. “Get us the hell out of here.”

That was all we needed.

Opening the van, we grabbed the assembled boxes and carried them inside.

“Start with what’s important, then move on to the rest if we have time,” Judge instructed as we set the boxes in the living room.

The place was nice. Too nice. I had no clue how to decorate, but at least I had pictures. A couch made to stretch out on. A big-ass TV.

The info said there were kids in the house. Beth was holding one. But I’d never guess ’cause there was no sign of them. No toys. No books. No cereal crumbs, abandoned shoes in the walkway, or speck of dirt.