Chapters (123)
- Title
- Author’s Note
- FROM THE PERVY HEART OF THE AUTHOR
- Dedication
- PROLOGUE
- MAC
- 1. A Front Yard Steroid Scandal
- A FRONT YARD STEROID SCANDAL
- HOLLYWOOD
- 2. Welcome Home, Noodle Arms
- WELCOME HOME, NOODLE ARMS
- MAC
- 3. Run With Scissors, Douche
- RUN WITH SCISSORS, DOUCHE
- HOLLYWOOD
- 4. Selfless Waffle Consumption
- SELFLESS WAFFLE CONSUMPTION
- HOLLYWOOD
- 5. All You Can Smell at the Olfactory Barbecue
- ALL YOU CAN SMELL AT THE OLFACTORY BARBECUE
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- 6. Laughter. Comradery. Happiness. Cheese
- LAUGHTER. COMRADERY. HAPPINESS. CHEESE
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- 7. Mrs. Butterworth, Still a Syrup Slut
- MRS. BUTTERWORTH, STILL A SYRUP SLUT
- HOLLYWOOD
- 8. Pickles, Bears, Blowtorch Redecorating
- PICKLES, BEARS, BLOWTORCH REDECORATING
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- 9. True Crime, Cauliflower Edition
- TRUE CRIME, CAULIFLOWER EDITION
- HOLLYWOOD
- 10. Payback is a Bitch… Or a Steak
- PAYBACK IS A BITCH… OR A STEAK
- MAC
- 11. Serial Killers Prefer Poached Eggs
- SERIAL KILLERS PREFER POACHED EGGS
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- 12. Sorry About All the Sorries
- SORRY ABOUT ALL THE SORRIES
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- 13. Beep
- BEEP
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- 14. Finally
- FINALLY
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- 15. Whatever You Say
- WHATEVER YOU SAY
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- 16. Never Underestimate the Power of Snacks
- NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF SNACKS
- HOLLYWOOD
- 17. Gimme a Hand, Neighbor
- GIMME A HAND, NEIGHBOR
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- 18. Teddy Bears Are Always Watching
- TEDDY BEARS ARE ALWAYS WATCHING
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- 19. Did You Try Turning Her Off and Back On Again
- DID YOU TRY TURNING HER OFF AND BACK ON AGAIN
- MAC
- 20. Tasteful Boobies
- TASTEFUL BOOBIES
- MAC
- 21. Some More Light Kidnapping
- SOME MORE LIGHT KIDNAPPING
- HOLLYWOOD
- 22. Best Wakeup Call
- BEST WAKEUP CALL
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- 23. 90s Nostalgia Snack
- 90S NOSTALGIA SNACK
- HOLLYWOOD
- 24. No One Does Honest Like a Kid
- NO ONE DOES HONEST LIKE A KID
- HOLLYWOOD
- 25. Karma Likes to Run
- KARMA LIKES TO RUN
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- 26. Haunted
- HAUNTED
- HOLLYWOOD
- 27. Fuck the Bad Days Away
- FUCK THE BAD DAYS AWAY
- MAC
- 28. Good Dates Include Leather and Head
- GOOD DATES INCLUDE LEATHER AND HEAD
- HOLLYWOOD
- 29. Fantasies Can Come True
- FANTASIES CAN COME TRUE
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- 30. A Little Casual Attempted Murder
- A LITTLE CASUAL ATTEMPTED MURDER
- HOLLYWOOD
- 31. Beep Part Two
- BEEP PART TWO
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- 32. Time for Hope
- TIME FOR HOPE
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- 33. Knights on Chrome and Steel
- KNIGHTS ON CHROME AND STEEL
- MAC
- 34. Strong
- STRONG
- HOLLYWOOD
- 35. Pushing Buttons
- PUSHING BUTTONS
- HOLLYWOOD
- EPILOGUE
- MAC
- HYDE AND SEEK
- CHAPTER ONE
- CONNECT WITH LAYLA FROST
- TITLES BY LAYLA FROST
- THE DILLON SISTERS
- THE FOUR
- THE HYDE SERIES
- COURT OF MAYHEM
- STANDALONES
- ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Even passed out, Martin shrieked in pain, vomiting bile and blood.
It wasn’t a motorcycle to the crotch, but it’d do.
“I’ve been wanting to do that,” Glitch said as we walked from the room.
“Beat the piss out of a piece of human garbage?”
“No. Well, yeah, always that. But step on someone’s dick like that. Nox told me Kase’s woman did it and almost exploded a man’s shillelagh.”
Fuck. O had kicked a man in the balls till he barfed, and I’d thought that was badass. Almost exploding it won, though.
Once we got outside, Glitch pulled out his untraceable burner and called 911. “I’d like to report a child predator.” He gave the address and then hung up without answering any more questions.
We moved into the shadows and waited. Sure enough, a cop car rolled on the place within minutes. Shortly after that, more cops, unmarked cars, an ambulance, and whatever else.
I wasn’t worried about them finding DNA. If they asked, Beth would tell them we’d been there earlier to help her move—which wasn’t a lie.
The rest of the brothers were sitting at a high top table at Rye. They’d swear Glitch and I were at the bar with them the whole night. The owner and security would swear it, too.
No one would lose sleep over it.
That said, if the cops were smart, they’d use the evidence Glitch handed them and chalk Martin’s injuries up to an unsolvable mystery.
Other people deserved their time and effort.
Glitch and I casually walked to where we’d left our bikes a few streets over.
“You coming to Rye?” he asked.
“Nah, heading home.”
I had a promise to make good on.
27. Fuck the Bad Days Away
CHAPTER 27
FUCK THE BAD DAYS AWAY
MAC
I hadn’t planned to fall asleep.
Ward had texted a few times that everything was fine, but he’d be home late.
I’d wanted to wait up so I could see that for myself. Last I knew, I’d been sitting on Ward’s couch and watching TV.
But the incredible pressure building between my legs said I had to be dreaming.
“I know you’re awake, baby.”
“No, I’m not,” I moaned, reaching down blindly until I felt his hair. For some reason, it was damp, but that didn’t matter. Weird things happened in dreams. I held his head to me, rocking my hips against him. “This is definitely a good dream. The best dream.” His shoulder bumped my thigh, and my eyes snapped open. “I want to see.”
He pulled away just long enough to bark, “Living room lights on.”