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Chapters (123)
  1. Title
  2. Author’s Note
  3. FROM THE PERVY HEART OF THE AUTHOR
  4. Dedication
  5. PROLOGUE
  6. MAC
  7. 1. A Front Yard Steroid Scandal
  8. A FRONT YARD STEROID SCANDAL
  9. HOLLYWOOD
  10. 2. Welcome Home, Noodle Arms
  11. WELCOME HOME, NOODLE ARMS
  12. MAC
  13. 3. Run With Scissors, Douche
  14. RUN WITH SCISSORS, DOUCHE
  15. HOLLYWOOD
  16. 4. Selfless Waffle Consumption
  17. SELFLESS WAFFLE CONSUMPTION
  18. HOLLYWOOD
  19. 5. All You Can Smell at the Olfactory Barbecue
  20. ALL YOU CAN SMELL AT THE OLFACTORY BARBECUE
  21. MAC
  22. 6. Laughter. Comradery. Happiness. Cheese
  23. LAUGHTER. COMRADERY. HAPPINESS. CHEESE
  24. MAC
  25. 7. Mrs. Butterworth, Still a Syrup Slut
  26. MRS. BUTTERWORTH, STILL A SYRUP SLUT
  27. HOLLYWOOD
  28. 8. Pickles, Bears, Blowtorch Redecorating
  29. PICKLES, BEARS, BLOWTORCH REDECORATING
  30. MAC
  31. 9. True Crime, Cauliflower Edition
  32. TRUE CRIME, CAULIFLOWER EDITION
  33. HOLLYWOOD
  34. 10. Payback is a Bitch… Or a Steak
  35. PAYBACK IS A BITCH… OR A STEAK
  36. MAC
  37. 11. Serial Killers Prefer Poached Eggs
  38. SERIAL KILLERS PREFER POACHED EGGS
  39. MAC
  40. 12. Sorry About All the Sorries
  41. SORRY ABOUT ALL THE SORRIES
  42. MAC
  43. 13. Beep
  44. BEEP
  45. MAC
  46. 14. Finally
  47. FINALLY
  48. MAC
  49. 15. Whatever You Say
  50. WHATEVER YOU SAY
  51. MAC
  52. 16. Never Underestimate the Power of Snacks
  53. NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF SNACKS
  54. HOLLYWOOD
  55. 17. Gimme a Hand, Neighbor
  56. GIMME A HAND, NEIGHBOR
  57. MAC
  58. 18. Teddy Bears Are Always Watching
  59. TEDDY BEARS ARE ALWAYS WATCHING
  60. MAC
  61. 19. Did You Try Turning Her Off and Back On Again
  62. DID YOU TRY TURNING HER OFF AND BACK ON AGAIN
  63. MAC
  64. 20. Tasteful Boobies
  65. TASTEFUL BOOBIES
  66. MAC
  67. 21. Some More Light Kidnapping
  68. SOME MORE LIGHT KIDNAPPING
  69. HOLLYWOOD
  70. 22. Best Wakeup Call
  71. BEST WAKEUP CALL
  72. MAC
  73. 23. 90s Nostalgia Snack
  74. 90S NOSTALGIA SNACK
  75. HOLLYWOOD
  76. 24. No One Does Honest Like a Kid
  77. NO ONE DOES HONEST LIKE A KID
  78. HOLLYWOOD
  79. 25. Karma Likes to Run
  80. KARMA LIKES TO RUN
  81. MAC
  82. 26. Haunted
  83. HAUNTED
  84. HOLLYWOOD
  85. 27. Fuck the Bad Days Away
  86. FUCK THE BAD DAYS AWAY
  87. MAC
  88. 28. Good Dates Include Leather and Head
  89. GOOD DATES INCLUDE LEATHER AND HEAD
  90. HOLLYWOOD
  91. 29. Fantasies Can Come True
  92. FANTASIES CAN COME TRUE
  93. MAC
  94. 30. A Little Casual Attempted Murder
  95. A LITTLE CASUAL ATTEMPTED MURDER
  96. HOLLYWOOD
  97. 31. Beep Part Two
  98. BEEP PART TWO
  99. MAC
  100. 32. Time for Hope
  101. TIME FOR HOPE
  102. MAC
  103. 33. Knights on Chrome and Steel
  104. KNIGHTS ON CHROME AND STEEL
  105. MAC
  106. 34. Strong
  107. STRONG
  108. HOLLYWOOD
  109. 35. Pushing Buttons
  110. PUSHING BUTTONS
  111. HOLLYWOOD
  112. EPILOGUE
  113. MAC
  114. HYDE AND SEEK
  115. CHAPTER ONE
  116. CONNECT WITH LAYLA FROST
  117. TITLES BY LAYLA FROST
  118. THE DILLON SISTERS
  119. THE FOUR
  120. THE HYDE SERIES
  121. COURT OF MAYHEM
  122. STANDALONES
  123. ABOUT THE AUTHOR

Before I could flee to my house like a hormonal freak, Ward and Judge returned. Even then, I was tempted to make up an excuse but quickly forgot my panic when a majestic margarita was set in front of me, blended and rimmed with salt.

It didn’t even matter that it was missing the most important ingredient—booze—it was still refreshing. It was also a lot of effort for someone to go through just to make me feel included.

Ward took the seat next to me and pulled the container of spaghetti in front of him. “Can’t believe you were eating this shit.”

I had no clue why I felt the need to defend my crappy lunch, but I did. “It’s not bad.”

“It’s worse.”

“It’s fine.”

He scooped up a mix of veggies and noodles clumped together. Using the same fork that’d been in my mouth, he took a massive bite. His face instantly contorted, and I thought for sure he’d spit it out. He didn’t, but he did make a big show of forcing the mouthful down before chugging half his beer. “Fuck, that was nasty.”

“You’re so dramatic,” I told him with my own dramatic eye roll.

“No wonder you were trying to smell my cooking.”

“Haze is the one cooking,” Judge pointed out.

Ward waved away the valid point. “Semantics. I did the hard part.” He used the fork to lift the sad, soggy veggies. “Why the hell would you torture yourself with this shit?”

I patted my stomach. “Balanced diets are important for pregnancy.”

“And flavor isn’t a balanced diet?”

“It has flavor.”

“Bad.” He tossed the container into a nearby garbage bag. “The flavor it has is bad.”

Before I could think up a comeback—or a lie because Ward was absolutely correct—Haze turned off the grill. “Come get it before I knock off a rack of ribs myself.”

Ward stood. I was about to follow when he put a hand on my shoulder. At my questioning look, he said, “Relax, I’ll fix it. Want yours to go?”

I should’ve said yes. I had chores to get back to if I wanted my house ready for work on Monday.

More than that, I didn’t belong with his friends. I was a pity invite. A sad pregnant woman with sad leftovers.

But as badly as I didn’t want to overstay my welcome, I also didn’t want to leave. Not yet.

“Are you sure I’m not intruding?” I asked.

“Wouldn’t have invited you otherwise, neighbor.”

Yeah, I was beginning to suspect that Ward didn’t do something unless he wanted to.

And if he did want to, there was no stopping him.

Like unloading a van or feeding a pregnant woman something better than old pasta.

“I’ll hang out,” I said.

He gave me a dimpled smile. “Good.”