Chapters (123)
- Title
- Author’s Note
- FROM THE PERVY HEART OF THE AUTHOR
- Dedication
- PROLOGUE
- MAC
- 1. A Front Yard Steroid Scandal
- A FRONT YARD STEROID SCANDAL
- HOLLYWOOD
- 2. Welcome Home, Noodle Arms
- WELCOME HOME, NOODLE ARMS
- MAC
- 3. Run With Scissors, Douche
- RUN WITH SCISSORS, DOUCHE
- HOLLYWOOD
- 4. Selfless Waffle Consumption
- SELFLESS WAFFLE CONSUMPTION
- HOLLYWOOD
- 5. All You Can Smell at the Olfactory Barbecue
- ALL YOU CAN SMELL AT THE OLFACTORY BARBECUE
- MAC
- 6. Laughter. Comradery. Happiness. Cheese
- LAUGHTER. COMRADERY. HAPPINESS. CHEESE
- MAC
- 7. Mrs. Butterworth, Still a Syrup Slut
- MRS. BUTTERWORTH, STILL A SYRUP SLUT
- HOLLYWOOD
- 8. Pickles, Bears, Blowtorch Redecorating
- PICKLES, BEARS, BLOWTORCH REDECORATING
- MAC
- 9. True Crime, Cauliflower Edition
- TRUE CRIME, CAULIFLOWER EDITION
- HOLLYWOOD
- 10. Payback is a Bitch… Or a Steak
- PAYBACK IS A BITCH… OR A STEAK
- MAC
- 11. Serial Killers Prefer Poached Eggs
- SERIAL KILLERS PREFER POACHED EGGS
- MAC
- 12. Sorry About All the Sorries
- SORRY ABOUT ALL THE SORRIES
- MAC
- 13. Beep
- BEEP
- MAC
- 14. Finally
- FINALLY
- MAC
- 15. Whatever You Say
- WHATEVER YOU SAY
- MAC
- 16. Never Underestimate the Power of Snacks
- NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF SNACKS
- HOLLYWOOD
- 17. Gimme a Hand, Neighbor
- GIMME A HAND, NEIGHBOR
- MAC
- 18. Teddy Bears Are Always Watching
- TEDDY BEARS ARE ALWAYS WATCHING
- MAC
- 19. Did You Try Turning Her Off and Back On Again
- DID YOU TRY TURNING HER OFF AND BACK ON AGAIN
- MAC
- 20. Tasteful Boobies
- TASTEFUL BOOBIES
- MAC
- 21. Some More Light Kidnapping
- SOME MORE LIGHT KIDNAPPING
- HOLLYWOOD
- 22. Best Wakeup Call
- BEST WAKEUP CALL
- MAC
- 23. 90s Nostalgia Snack
- 90S NOSTALGIA SNACK
- HOLLYWOOD
- 24. No One Does Honest Like a Kid
- NO ONE DOES HONEST LIKE A KID
- HOLLYWOOD
- 25. Karma Likes to Run
- KARMA LIKES TO RUN
- MAC
- 26. Haunted
- HAUNTED
- HOLLYWOOD
- 27. Fuck the Bad Days Away
- FUCK THE BAD DAYS AWAY
- MAC
- 28. Good Dates Include Leather and Head
- GOOD DATES INCLUDE LEATHER AND HEAD
- HOLLYWOOD
- 29. Fantasies Can Come True
- FANTASIES CAN COME TRUE
- MAC
- 30. A Little Casual Attempted Murder
- A LITTLE CASUAL ATTEMPTED MURDER
- HOLLYWOOD
- 31. Beep Part Two
- BEEP PART TWO
- MAC
- 32. Time for Hope
- TIME FOR HOPE
- MAC
- 33. Knights on Chrome and Steel
- KNIGHTS ON CHROME AND STEEL
- MAC
- 34. Strong
- STRONG
- HOLLYWOOD
- 35. Pushing Buttons
- PUSHING BUTTONS
- HOLLYWOOD
- EPILOGUE
- MAC
- HYDE AND SEEK
- CHAPTER ONE
- CONNECT WITH LAYLA FROST
- TITLES BY LAYLA FROST
- THE DILLON SISTERS
- THE FOUR
- THE HYDE SERIES
- COURT OF MAYHEM
- STANDALONES
- ABOUT THE AUTHOR
She still gave me one of those sad, sympathetic smiles I hated. “Inheriting her home must’ve been a surprise.”
“It was unplanned, that’s for sure.”
And that’s for sure the understatement of the century.
“It’s a great neighborhood. Safe and quiet.” She tilted her head toward the men. “Minus a little Mayhem. Plus, the houses are great for a little family…”
Unlike Ward, she didn’t come right out and ask where my man was, but I could tell she wanted to.
I didn’t know if it was the friendly vibe, the impending food, or the virgin margarita that was in the works. Whatever the reason, I answered her unasked question in a roundabout way.
My hand moved to my stomach. “It’s the perfect size for me and Squish.”
Strangers’ reactions to my pregnancy could be split into two groups.
The first group was far too nosy, offering unsolicited advice and insensitive warnings about the sleepless nights to come. As if the unknown wasn’t terrifying enough.
The second group didn’t even acknowledge my pregnancy until I brought it up. My water could break in front of them, and they still wouldn’t make any comment unless I did.
Ophelia seemed to fall into the second group. Because once I mentioned Squish, all bets were off. Her small smile grew as she openly looked at my stomach for the first time—no more furtive glances. “How far along are you?”
“Twenty-three weeks.”
“That’s so exciting. Do you know what you’re having?”
I shook my head, a cloud of emotions threatening to push in. Memories and plans and dreams. “It’s supposed to be a surprise.”
“That makes it so much more exciting. Do you have a doctor here already? If not, I can give you a list of recommendations.”
The pieces belatedly clicked together. “You’re the nurse.”
“That’s me.”
Which makes Judge the club president. That explains the intimidating air of authority even at a cookout.
“What kind of nurse are you?”
“I used to work in an upscale senior facility. Now I split my time volunteering at clinics and patching up these big babies.”
I couldn’t imagine how many injuries the men got that justified having a nurse basically on staff.
I also knew I didn’t want to know.
“I’ll include my number on the list in case you have any problems or questions,” she added. “My skills aren’t limited to rampant senior citizen venereal disease and biker road rash.”
I grimaced at that image.
We talked for a minute more, Ophelia asking about my work while nimbly avoiding anything too invasive.
Between Ward being neighborly and Ophelia being all kinds of friendly, it was almost more than I could stand.