Chapters (123)
- Title
- Author’s Note
- FROM THE PERVY HEART OF THE AUTHOR
- Dedication
- PROLOGUE
- MAC
- 1. A Front Yard Steroid Scandal
- A FRONT YARD STEROID SCANDAL
- HOLLYWOOD
- 2. Welcome Home, Noodle Arms
- WELCOME HOME, NOODLE ARMS
- MAC
- 3. Run With Scissors, Douche
- RUN WITH SCISSORS, DOUCHE
- HOLLYWOOD
- 4. Selfless Waffle Consumption
- SELFLESS WAFFLE CONSUMPTION
- HOLLYWOOD
- 5. All You Can Smell at the Olfactory Barbecue
- ALL YOU CAN SMELL AT THE OLFACTORY BARBECUE
- MAC
- 6. Laughter. Comradery. Happiness. Cheese
- LAUGHTER. COMRADERY. HAPPINESS. CHEESE
- MAC
- 7. Mrs. Butterworth, Still a Syrup Slut
- MRS. BUTTERWORTH, STILL A SYRUP SLUT
- HOLLYWOOD
- 8. Pickles, Bears, Blowtorch Redecorating
- PICKLES, BEARS, BLOWTORCH REDECORATING
- MAC
- 9. True Crime, Cauliflower Edition
- TRUE CRIME, CAULIFLOWER EDITION
- HOLLYWOOD
- 10. Payback is a Bitch… Or a Steak
- PAYBACK IS A BITCH… OR A STEAK
- MAC
- 11. Serial Killers Prefer Poached Eggs
- SERIAL KILLERS PREFER POACHED EGGS
- MAC
- 12. Sorry About All the Sorries
- SORRY ABOUT ALL THE SORRIES
- MAC
- 13. Beep
- BEEP
- MAC
- 14. Finally
- FINALLY
- MAC
- 15. Whatever You Say
- WHATEVER YOU SAY
- MAC
- 16. Never Underestimate the Power of Snacks
- NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF SNACKS
- HOLLYWOOD
- 17. Gimme a Hand, Neighbor
- GIMME A HAND, NEIGHBOR
- MAC
- 18. Teddy Bears Are Always Watching
- TEDDY BEARS ARE ALWAYS WATCHING
- MAC
- 19. Did You Try Turning Her Off and Back On Again
- DID YOU TRY TURNING HER OFF AND BACK ON AGAIN
- MAC
- 20. Tasteful Boobies
- TASTEFUL BOOBIES
- MAC
- 21. Some More Light Kidnapping
- SOME MORE LIGHT KIDNAPPING
- HOLLYWOOD
- 22. Best Wakeup Call
- BEST WAKEUP CALL
- MAC
- 23. 90s Nostalgia Snack
- 90S NOSTALGIA SNACK
- HOLLYWOOD
- 24. No One Does Honest Like a Kid
- NO ONE DOES HONEST LIKE A KID
- HOLLYWOOD
- 25. Karma Likes to Run
- KARMA LIKES TO RUN
- MAC
- 26. Haunted
- HAUNTED
- HOLLYWOOD
- 27. Fuck the Bad Days Away
- FUCK THE BAD DAYS AWAY
- MAC
- 28. Good Dates Include Leather and Head
- GOOD DATES INCLUDE LEATHER AND HEAD
- HOLLYWOOD
- 29. Fantasies Can Come True
- FANTASIES CAN COME TRUE
- MAC
- 30. A Little Casual Attempted Murder
- A LITTLE CASUAL ATTEMPTED MURDER
- HOLLYWOOD
- 31. Beep Part Two
- BEEP PART TWO
- MAC
- 32. Time for Hope
- TIME FOR HOPE
- MAC
- 33. Knights on Chrome and Steel
- KNIGHTS ON CHROME AND STEEL
- MAC
- 34. Strong
- STRONG
- HOLLYWOOD
- 35. Pushing Buttons
- PUSHING BUTTONS
- HOLLYWOOD
- EPILOGUE
- MAC
- HYDE AND SEEK
- CHAPTER ONE
- CONNECT WITH LAYLA FROST
- TITLES BY LAYLA FROST
- THE DILLON SISTERS
- THE FOUR
- THE HYDE SERIES
- COURT OF MAYHEM
- STANDALONES
- ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Then he threw his head back and laughed.
I was right, it was him.
Who laughs so uninhibitedly?
He grinned down at me, his dimples on full display. “Come over, Mac.”
“No, no, that’s okay,” I rushed out, shaking my head emphatically. “I was about to head inside.”
“Mac.”
“What?”
“Come over.”
“I’m—”
“Got ribs, chicken, more sides than we need, and a shit-ton of desserts.”
My hunger grew with each item he listed off until I thought I’d bust through the fence like the Kool-Aid Man.
“Plus…” He shot me a wink. “I got chairs.”
I added that to the fictional movie plans in my head. It could just be him as an antihero who winked at the camera for ninety minutes. It would break box office records and sweep at award season.
“I really can’t, but thank you,” I tried.
“You’d be doing me a favor,” he added. “Otherwise, the chair I’m standing on is gonna give out, and I’ll break my neck.”
Well, when he puts it like that, it’d be rude for me to say no.
Dangerous even.
“You don’t have to stay,” he added, giving me options. “I’ll fix you a plate, and you can take it home. It’ll be worth it for the mac and cheese alone.”
There was only so much I could resist. I was only so strong. Only human.
Sure, the hot man with the dimples and the wink was persuasive.
But it was the promise of cheese that did me in.
I would go over, eat just enough to satisfy my growling stomach, and then go home.
Easy.
“Fine,” I relented. I’d barely finished the word when Ward disappeared from his perch.
Okay then…
Standing, I headed for the fence door as a tattooed arm reached over to unlock and swing it open.
“You didn’t have to come over here,” I said. “I can manage this long, treacherous walk.”
“Never said you couldn’t.” He stood back so I could exit. “Did you get my note?”
“Yeah, thanks. That was neighborly of you.”
“Never know when you’ll need a cup of sugar.” He snagged the plastic container from my hand and sneered. “Or edible food.”
I craned my neck to scowl up at him. “Stop insulting my food. How do you know I didn’t cook it?”
He placed a hand on my lower back to turn me toward his fence door that was right next to mine. “Did you?”
“No.” A victorious smile started to curve his mouth until I added, “That’s better than I could do. I’m a shitty cook.”
Like he thought that was hilarious and not a shortcoming, I got another of his deep laughs. Even if I was confused—and slightly envious—by how easily he was able to do that, I enjoyed how it looked up close.
For a second, at least.