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  2. Doctor Aphra
  3. DRAMATIS PERSONAE
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  57. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS

And then, suddenly…the Imperial blockade was all around us, the massive underside of the cruiser looming over the Ark Angel. I thought we were done.

But just as quickly as they’d shown up…they retreated. Vanished. Like there was some kind of divine intervention.

I’m pretty sure it was more like…Darth-Vader-style intervention.

But whatever, I’d take it.

TRIPLE-ZERO:

They’re leaving.

BEETEE:

BLEEP!

TRIPLE-ZERO:

No, Beetee, I don’t think retreating is the right word.

APHRA (narration):

I slumped back in my seat, the tension I’d been holding in every cell of my body evaporating.

APHRA:

I’m going to live.

TRIPLE-ZERO:

For now, Mistress Aphra.

APHRA:

[with a little less bravado than usual]

Spoilsport. Trip…what happened back there? Did you and Beetee somehow start that firefight?

BEETEE:

BLEEP! BLEEP BLEEP!

TRIPLE-ZERO:

Oh, Beetee is ever so pleased you noticed, Mistress Aphra! Indeed—we started the whole thing!

APHRA:

Okay…how?

TRIPLE-ZERO:

Well, mistress, as I mentioned when you called, I was winning quite handily at holo-chess—

BEETEE:

BLEEEEEEEP!

TRIPLE-ZERO:

Hmph, all right, Beetee, I don’t know why you’re suddenly such a stickler for accuracy! I suppose technically…I lost. Quite badly. But only because the dealer was such an awful cheater!

BEETEE:

BLEEP BLEEP!

TRIPLE-ZERO:

He did call me a sore loser, didn’t he? Hmph. So, like a good sports-droid, I offered to shake his hand—

APHRA:

I can see where this is going.

TRIPLE-ZERO:

And then you called, mistress, and the Imperials showed up, but I was still feeling most distressed over what a terrible cheater that dealer was! So Beetee sent a cannon blast his way and—

APHRA:

And the Imperials thought you were shooting at them, so they opened fire, and the whole thing turned into a gigantic, flaming disaster.

TRIPLE-ZERO:

[deflated]

Well…yes, Mistress Aphra. You do know how to ruin the climax of a dramatic story!

BEETEE:

BLEEP.

TRIPLE-ZERO:

Beetee and I noticed Master Vader and his adjutant conversing with The Ante. And I may have…overheard a bit of your rather scintillating conversation with Master Vader over the comm. Is everything all right between the two of you?

APHRA:

You…overheard our conversation. And you just told me I’m going to live “for now.” So. I think you already know.

TRIPLE-ZERO:

Just trying to be polite, mistress.

APHRA:

[deflating, exhausted]

Yeah. Why don’t you guys go be polite…somewhere else?

TRIPLE-ZERO:

As you wish, mistress. Would a friendly handshake make you feel better?

APHRA:

Triple-Zero, please leave. Now.

APHRA (narration):

As I slumped further into my seat and the Ark Angel hurtled away from the flashing lights of the storm, I tried to ignore the tight knot forming in my chest.

But it just kept getting tighter.