Back The Wilderwomen
Chapters (37)
  1. Copyright Notice
  2. Dedication
  3. BEFORE
  4. AFTER
  5. ONE THOUGHTS ON SUN HATS
  6. TWO TIME FOR CAKE
  7. THREE TWELVE MONTHS
  8. FOUR PSYCHIC KARAOKE
  9. FIVE A SECOND SLEEPING BAG
  10. SIX SIX MONTHS
  11. SEVEN THE EARLY BIRD GETS THE PANCAKE
  12. EIGHT SIX MONTHS
  13. NINE FOLLOW THE MUSIC
  14. TEN THE STARS ARE BRIGHTER IN THE DESERT
  15. ELEVEN SIX MONTHS
  16. TWELVE EVERY STAR HAS A SONG
  17. THIRTEEN PSYCHIC KARAOKE
  18. FOURTEEN ONE MONTH
  19. FIFTEEN A WELL-TRAVELED HAT
  20. SIXTEEN JOEL VS. THE VOLCANO
  21. SEVENTEEN TWO WEEKS
  22. EIGHTEEN HOUSE OF MEMORIES
  23. NINETEEN IF TREES COULD TALK
  24. TWENTY THREE DAYS
  25. TWENTY-ONE SEARCH PARTY
  26. TWENTY-TWO NOT THE SAME ZADIE
  27. TWENTY-THREE WAVES OF SMOKE
  28. TWENTY-FOUR THE DAY OF
  29. TWENTY-FIVE THE SKY IS FULL OF BIRDS
  30. TWENTY-SIX NEST
  31. TWENTY-SEVEN
  32. EPILOGUE
  33. TWENTY-EIGHT A SONG ABOUT A BIRD
  34. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  35. Also by Ruth Emmie Lang
  36. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
  37. Newsletter Sign-up

“Oh, you know me … various pursuits. I have many irons in the fire, as they say.” Joel wasn’t aware of the origin of that particular expression, but he used it liberally. That was because he always had some project he was working on, some “big idea” that was going to make him rich. Finn thought some of his ideas weren’t actually terrible—the Cookie Toaster, for example—but no matter how good the idea was, Joel lacked the follow-through to make any of them a reality.

“Like what?”

“I’m writing a screenplay.”

“Oh. Cooool.”

Zadie made eye contact with Finn and shook her head as if to say, Don’t ask him what it’s about.

But Finn pressed on. “What’s it about?”

“Get this,” he said, animated. “It’s like Freaky Friday, but with dogs.”

“So, like, a dog and its owner switch bodies?”

“No. Two dogs switch bodies.”

Zadie and Finn shared a baffled look. “Do the dogs talk?” Finn asked.

Joel laughed as if the question were inherently absurd. “No. They’re dogs.”

Unable to contain herself anymore, Zadie cut in. “How are you supposed to know they’ve switched bodies if they don’t talk?”

“What do you mean?”

“If they both look like dogs and act like dogs, how do you know which one’s which?”

Finn watched Joel grapple with the hole Zadie had poked in his plot. “They act different.” he said defensively. “When you see the movie, you’ll get it.”

“Okay. Sorry,” Zadie said, amusement curling the edges of her voice like ribbon.

Now it was Finn’s turn to give Zadie a withering stare. What? Zadie mouthed in response.

“What’s this for?” Joel had spread the Volcanic Parks Map of North America open on his lap.

“Here, I’ll show you.” Finn unbuckled her seat belt and clumsily climbed into the back seat, accidentally kicking Zadie in the arm as she went. When she had settled, she pulled the painted rock Luna had given her out of her pants pocket and handed it to Joel. “This is where we’re going.”

Joel looked down at the trinket with a baffled expression. “I don’t follow.”

“I have it on good authority that the volcano in this painting is where our mom went when she disappeared.”

“Which one do you think it is?”

“Well, we think it’s an active volcano, so that eliminates all of these.” Finn gestured to the gray dots on the map. “And see how the volcano in the painting is steaming? I looked it up and that can be a sign that an eruption is imminent. If it was steaming when our mom saw it, that means we’re most likely looking for a volcano that erupted recently.”

Joel’s eyes widened. “There was that eruption on the news a few years ago. Where was it again?”