Back Soul Tourists
Chapters (61)
  1. Cover
  2. About the Author
  3. PENGUIN BOOKS
  4. Dedication
  5. Epigraph
  6. The Shipwreck, 1987
  7. Heaven, Really
  8. Flying to Tower Hamlets
  9. The Coroner’s Office
  10. The Burial Ground
  11. Single at Mingles, 1988
  12. Café Italia, Soho
  13. Broadstairs-sur-la-Mer
  14. Clerken-well
  15. Fifty-one Days in Blackheath
  16. London Au Revoir
  17. La France
  18. The Freeway
  19. Hall of Mirrors, Versailles
  20. The Queen of France’s Boudoir
  21. A Caravan in a Country Lane
  22. The Convent
  23. Café des Fantômes, Paris
  24. The Camargue
  25. Morning in a French Lay-by
  26. A Thousand Miles from Home
  27. The Campsite
  28. Summer on the Coast
  29. The Crying Mountain
  30. Seeing Red in Orange Square, Marbella
  31. Rock of Jabal al-Tariq
  32. The Room in Jessie’s Head
  33. Mama Hortense’s Singing Kitchen
  34. Closing Time at Mama’s
  35. The Alps
  36. The Fêted House of Medici, Florence
  37. Continental Shift, Turkey
  38. The Silken Road
  39. Letter from the Court of Jessie at Ölüdeniz
  40. Summer of 1989: Court Budget
  41. Dreams of a Faraway Place
  42. A Trip Down Memory Lane
  43. Old Istanbul
  44. Eighteenth-century Slave Market
  45. In the Sultan’s Seraglio
  46. Life after the Camp Deserter
  47. The Front Line
  48. Güle, Güle, Ölüdeniz
  49. The Ocean Floor
  50. Eastern Anatolia
  51. Slipping into the Middle East
  52. The Supreme Court of ‘Justice’
  53. Antipodean Dreamtime
  54. The Glorious Gulf
  55. Epilogue: Under the Carpet at Windsor
  56. Acknowledgements
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  61. THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING

His trainers squeaking on seventy-three metres of polished parquet floor, Stanley paced the Hall of Mirrors under a ceiling that spanned an awesome twelve metres in height. He felt hushed and reverential as he counted seventeen French windows on one side, matched by magnificent arcaded mirrors on the other. The room shone and reflected and chandeliers hung all the way down, like bunches of ice sculptures. La Galerie des Glaces, he decided, was the acme of sophistication. The woman who brought him here should be at his side.

I would breathe down his neck

had I any oxygen to expel.

Hearing other tourists enter, he turned around to discover that they had not. A warm prickle rose on his neck. He scratched it. He looked into a mirror. Was Versailles visited by the spirits his mother had seen? No sooner had he asked the question than the answer came in the form of a woman standing behind him. Dressed in a nun’s habit and wimple, she was no more than five feet in height and her tiny plump hands were folded over each other with a quiet confidence. When he swung around, she vanished. When he returned to the mirror, she was once more in view. Hers was a métisse face – not quite one thing, not quite the other, yet complete in itself. She watched him through clear, calm eyes, and her words tinkled like silver cutlery and delicate glassware at a banquet.

‘There were no assemblies in the convent, except to hear the words of the Faith. No joy, except the singing of psalms. No warmth in winter. No decorative arts or fine foods. I did not choose a life of poverty and silence, monsieur. It was conferred on me at birth.’ Her voice did not come from her lips, which were as shapely and solidified as those on the marble busts around him.

‘Whispered down these long corridors was my name: Louise-Marie, the Little Mooress, the Black Nun of Moret. It was at the Convent of Moret, with its cold stone walls, that I lived out the whole of my life. My mother, Queen Marie-Thérèse, visited when she stayed at Fontainebleau; otherwise I would never have known the art of conversation, such as she practised it.

‘When the royal household moved to Versailles, she told me of the many festivals, the foreign emissaries, how music accompanied every moment of every day. Then I could think of nothing else. My own bedchamber, ladies-in-waiting, the prettiest gowns, all the young princes requesting my hand from the King.

‘My mother told me that he was a countryman at heart who loved riding to hounds, he loved driving his horse at full gallop. He craved the forests, the hills, the rivers. Maybe one day, I prayed, the King will allow me a little cottage and garden.