Back Soul Tourists
Chapters (61)
  1. Cover
  2. About the Author
  3. PENGUIN BOOKS
  4. Dedication
  5. Epigraph
  6. The Shipwreck, 1987
  7. Heaven, Really
  8. Flying to Tower Hamlets
  9. The Coroner’s Office
  10. The Burial Ground
  11. Single at Mingles, 1988
  12. Café Italia, Soho
  13. Broadstairs-sur-la-Mer
  14. Clerken-well
  15. Fifty-one Days in Blackheath
  16. London Au Revoir
  17. La France
  18. The Freeway
  19. Hall of Mirrors, Versailles
  20. The Queen of France’s Boudoir
  21. A Caravan in a Country Lane
  22. The Convent
  23. Café des Fantômes, Paris
  24. The Camargue
  25. Morning in a French Lay-by
  26. A Thousand Miles from Home
  27. The Campsite
  28. Summer on the Coast
  29. The Crying Mountain
  30. Seeing Red in Orange Square, Marbella
  31. Rock of Jabal al-Tariq
  32. The Room in Jessie’s Head
  33. Mama Hortense’s Singing Kitchen
  34. Closing Time at Mama’s
  35. The Alps
  36. The Fêted House of Medici, Florence
  37. Continental Shift, Turkey
  38. The Silken Road
  39. Letter from the Court of Jessie at Ölüdeniz
  40. Summer of 1989: Court Budget
  41. Dreams of a Faraway Place
  42. A Trip Down Memory Lane
  43. Old Istanbul
  44. Eighteenth-century Slave Market
  45. In the Sultan’s Seraglio
  46. Life after the Camp Deserter
  47. The Front Line
  48. Güle, Güle, Ölüdeniz
  49. The Ocean Floor
  50. Eastern Anatolia
  51. Slipping into the Middle East
  52. The Supreme Court of ‘Justice’
  53. Antipodean Dreamtime
  54. The Glorious Gulf
  55. Epilogue: Under the Carpet at Windsor
  56. Acknowledgements
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  61. THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING

Thus did the early morning find them, a cubist painting, Stanley imagined, of two newly formed lovers, unclothed bodies divided into segments of browns, the geometry of dismembered planes.

One of his thighs placed at right angles over a cylindrical calf, his stomach a bronze disc, perfectly knotted navel at his hub, her conical breast eclipsed by a disembodied hand.

Her plaits swept into a fan of black spokes, to startling effect on the white sheet, as if an artist had laid them out that way, so peacefully, so symmetrically.

As he lay watching Jessie sleep, she opened her eyes and looked up at the ceiling.

‘William,’ she said, her voice eerie, strangely olde-worlde.

Now who in God’s name was William, Stanley wondered. One of Jessie’s exs? He wasn’t used to these jolts. He was used to predicting his emotional journey through any given day, yes, like a good old Roman road. Since he’d met Jessie he’d already been up the Himalayas and through the Khyber Pass. What next? White-water rafting in Jamaica?

Stanley sat up and watched as Jessie climbed over the mattress, seemingly without the weight of bone, muscle, organ or water, a sleepwalker with a fulness of purpose. Reaching the window, she gravitated towards the shadows, where she appeared to morph into someone else:

A certain Lucy Negro, standing

in her tumbledown lodgings in Clerken-well,

looking down at the hawkers and dummerers

whom she knows only too well,

like Eileen ‘Evil Eye’ Wilson, applying ratsbane

on to her corpulent chest and flaccid arms,

the better to raise odious sores,

the better to make herself a pitiful beggar,

Lucy’s madam when she first arrived in the city.

There go the pottle-pot and vintner boys –

Grocer Markham’s grandson Arthure,

barrel perched atop his head, back sunk low

over speeding, ricket-bowed legs.

Young Eddie, Widow Sexton’s slave boy,

two caskets in outstretched arms, told

to run faster than a whipped horse

and barely seven years old at that.

There goes slithering Lord Etherington,

sniffing out the alleyway skirts he lifts weekly,

nose so lofty he steps first into a dark

coil of dog’s shit, then a paler, colder porridge

of human excrement, whereupon he ends

up squashed in a goodly dollop of both,

creasing the whole street up with mirth,

a whole street’s worth of sneering, sore-addled lips,

a whole street’s worth of gunge-curdled teeth.

And there the purveyors of the oldest trade,

Maude, Mags, Polly, Kat, Thomasina,

Lucy’s colleagues all and on frequent occasions

her opponents in spectacular cat fights,

mucus entangled in fistfuls of flying hair,

which she is always odds-on favourite to win.

There, down stage right, stands Lucy,

looking down on life, as she knows it.