•  what will you have to say to people at the party, all you’ve been doing tonight…you’re doing the retard rotator on yourself, somehow. what does that mean. it means you like thinking ‘retard rotator.’ it’s bad to say ‘retard,’ maybe i should stop.

•  the flies like to hide in the hobby hole [vent above the stove]. someone would say ‘hobbit hole’ whenever i’d say ‘hobby hole,’ like they thought i didn’t mean to say ‘hobby’…it’s ‘hobby hole’…i don’t know…it’s always ‘hobby [something].’ the thing that makes it funny is ‘hobby.’ the reasons why something would be primed with the word ‘hobby’…people with hobbies don’t say ‘hobby baseball rec league’ or ‘hobby trivia night,’ those are just their hobbies. the only thing i know that’s ‘hobby [anything]’ is ‘hobby horse.’ seems so insane. a ‘hobby horse.’ i’m not even sure what it is. i think it’s that plastic horse thing that’s sort of floating mid-air, suspended in this wire frame, attached with springs. they were around when i was little. i always wanted one of those things. you bounced on it. pretty sure that’s not what a ‘hobby horse’ is…‘hobby horse’ is like, a name for a piece of wood…maybe…one of those weird nicknames that catches on…like ‘dingy’…there are better examples.

•  there is always something in my eye when i’m doing the genocide. always the past two times. the past two times i’ve done the genocide there has always been something in my eye. and that is a fact.

•  should i take a break to write this down so i don’t forget…no i’ll just remember whatever.