•  fax car inspection document to insurance people

•  read and write blurbs for chelsea martin & heiko julien books

•  party with chelsea tonight

•  print applications to schools

•  eat something

•  put away laundry

•  put other comforter in dryer (maybe you can just let it dry though, won’t it just dry?)

SHIT I FORGOT TO MOVE MY CAR SHIT GODDAMNED FUCKING…SHIT ASS…

well no sense in doing it now

no i should do it, what if they haven’t caught me yet

i have 12 unpaid parking tickets. i looked last night. can they arrest me? what can they do…

i would let a cop beat me within an inch of my life if it meant i would never have to pay for or think about having another parking ticket ever again

or i could just never pay the tickets and not get beaten up

that seems to be the way this is going (knock on wood!)

1:13PM: killed maybe ten fruit flies in kitchen with windex. moved at a slower-than-normal pace and avoided ‘wiping’ until the end. it’s unfair that flies get to rest but most fish have to keep moving or they’ll die. there is a hair in my eye. ate 800mg choline, 1g aniracetam. felt more alert and less lumbering. did i say i had a hair in my eye? it’s in my eye, the hair. wouldn’t have felt able to form sentences a few minutes ago. bugs don’t understand that everywhere is not ‘outside.’ i’ve thought this before, that everywhere is ‘outside’ technically, sometimes this gives me a vertigo-like feeling.

was david foster wallace’s graduation speech thing called ‘this is not a fish’

‘this is not water’

slideshow of things that aren’t water

i don’t even know if that’s the real name of the speech yet

oh, ‘this is water’

haha

slideshow of every kind of water…the water cycle…wasn’t there something about fish in his speech

the teacher who spoke at my high school graduation talked for over 30 minutes and people in the audience had bullhorn-like noisemakers and were booing her. then people had something to talk about after the ceremony. highly polarizing speech/event…the booing…she didn’t know it, but she gave the liberty high school class of 2003 and their families/friends the gift of ‘materiel for brief, less-awkward exchanges with people who happen to be standing near you in crowded auditorium lobby, topic is applicable to anyone there, even strangers and people you’d probably otherwise have very little to say to.’ she also gave me the gift of ‘memory that, in ten years and a few months, you can use to occupy yourself with the task of making into sentences for about 20 minutes in a liveblog about your life that you will feel 51% apprehensive and 49% indifferent about updating.’