Back Grime
Chapters (69)
  1. Copyright Notice
  2. THE MILLENNIUM
  3. DON
  4. HANNAH
  5. KAREN
  6. DON’S MOTHER
  7. PETER
  8. THE MOTHER
  9. DR. BROWN
  10. HANNAH’S FATHER
  11. SERGEJ
  12. MOTHER
  13. THE RUSSIAN
  14. THOME
  15. THE RED DEER
  16. THOME’S FATHER
  17. WALTER
  18. KAREN’S BIG BROTHER
  19. PATUK
  20. OLD WOMAN
  21. POLICEWOMAN
  22. BEFORE THE INTERMISSION
  23. INTERMISSION
  24. HUMANITY
  25. SIR ERNEST (EARL)
  26. COMMUNICATIONS CONSULTANT
  27. PROGRAMMER
  28. MA WEI
  29. CARL
  30. THE FRIENDS (BEN, KEMAL, PAVEL, MAGGY, RACHEL)
  31. BODYCAM MAN
  32. MAGGY
  33. MR. M.
  34. ROGER
  35. THE AVERAGE ENGLISHMAN
  36. THE LAB DIRECTOR
  37. HONEST MAN
  38. JOB NOMADS
  39. COURIER
  40. BOXER
  41. ATTACKERS
  42. THE EIGHT-YEAR-OLD PROSTITUTE
  43. KEVIN
  44. SWEATING MAN
  45. BERTA AND HENRY’S
  46. RACHEL
  47. YOUNG MEN
  48. ARTHUR
  49. STUDENT
  50. ROB
  51. A WOMAN
  52. PHILOSOPHER
  53. THE MATTRESS SELLER
  54. ABDULLAH B.
  55. THE PRO-LIFERS
  56. PROFESSOR DR. KUHN
  57. JON
  58. PROFESSOR
  59. MIDDLE-AGED TEACHER
  60. WOMAN WITH THE THINNING HAIR
  61. BANKER
  62. THE CHILD
  63. THE NEW PRIME MINISTER
  64. MADAME CECILIE
  65. THE JOURNALIST
  66. THE WORLD
  67. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  68. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
  69. Newsletter Sign-up

They were always set in places like this. Poor flats, poor buildings, blah blah blah. Sometimes with a yard, sometimes with clotheslines, sometimes with Staffordshire terriers, American pit bulls. You could train the animals very effectively for dogfighting, you just had to smear a rope with meat, let the dog bite it, pull up on it, and then beat it with an iron rod. The four-legged friends wouldn’t let go. Amazing!

There were some social dramas that showed the owners of such dogs—chronically unemployed, totally bored, pathetic, angry men. Some of them had had their faces chewed off by this or that dog during an alcohol-induced stupor. Most of the dramas, though, were about honest women who had their honest children taken away. Honest workers who had lost their honest jobs and then landed in a room where a bare lightbulb always hung from the ceiling, swinging from side to side.

It was out of the question, said the chain-smoking woman, and left the building where Don’s family now lived and which wasn’t shabby enough for the social drama even though it could have effortlessly won any Olympics competition for shabbiness. The place consisted of a kitchen which at the time the family moved in was full of moldy food, empty beer cans, and insects. A broken cabinet, a stove that used gas cylinders. A narrow hallway led to the master bedroom, with grates over the window. The ceiling of the children’s room, upstairs, had water stains. In this room the previous tenants had lived out their propensity to hoard bizarre items like rags, pizza boxes, and streamers. There was one more room, for which you had to pay the so-called bed tax. It was one room too many for the number of family members, and the state assumed that the residents could rent it out. Which is why Don’s mother had to sacrifice twenty of her weekly seventy pounds. Most residents in social housing units solved the problem by growing marijuana in the empty room. Every few days the police came through the area and conducted raids to remove the hemp operations, and some overburdened parent landed in jail and the children in a facility. So much for drug prevention.

The support Don’s family received was enough to eat potatoes three times a day. To be able to eat potatoes three times a day Don’s mother had to go the agency, wait for hours, but—there was always something that made disbursement of the payment impossible; for instance, you’d missed some course because somebody had been ill, or you had no bank account where money could be wired. Ten million people in the country had no bank account because the banks wouldn’t accept them as customers. But the banks had problems, too, such as the aforementioned crisis. Don wouldn’t have wanted herself as a customer, either.