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  1. Copyright Notice
  2. THE MILLENNIUM
  3. DON
  4. HANNAH
  5. KAREN
  6. DON’S MOTHER
  7. PETER
  8. THE MOTHER
  9. DR. BROWN
  10. HANNAH’S FATHER
  11. SERGEJ
  12. MOTHER
  13. THE RUSSIAN
  14. THOME
  15. THE RED DEER
  16. THOME’S FATHER
  17. WALTER
  18. KAREN’S BIG BROTHER
  19. PATUK
  20. OLD WOMAN
  21. POLICEWOMAN
  22. BEFORE THE INTERMISSION
  23. INTERMISSION
  24. HUMANITY
  25. SIR ERNEST (EARL)
  26. COMMUNICATIONS CONSULTANT
  27. PROGRAMMER
  28. MA WEI
  29. CARL
  30. THE FRIENDS (BEN, KEMAL, PAVEL, MAGGY, RACHEL)
  31. BODYCAM MAN
  32. MAGGY
  33. MR. M.
  34. ROGER
  35. THE AVERAGE ENGLISHMAN
  36. THE LAB DIRECTOR
  37. HONEST MAN
  38. JOB NOMADS
  39. COURIER
  40. BOXER
  41. ATTACKERS
  42. THE EIGHT-YEAR-OLD PROSTITUTE
  43. KEVIN
  44. SWEATING MAN
  45. BERTA AND HENRY’S
  46. RACHEL
  47. YOUNG MEN
  48. ARTHUR
  49. STUDENT
  50. ROB
  51. A WOMAN
  52. PHILOSOPHER
  53. THE MATTRESS SELLER
  54. ABDULLAH B.
  55. THE PRO-LIFERS
  56. PROFESSOR DR. KUHN
  57. JON
  58. PROFESSOR
  59. MIDDLE-AGED TEACHER
  60. WOMAN WITH THE THINNING HAIR
  61. BANKER
  62. THE CHILD
  63. THE NEW PRIME MINISTER
  64. MADAME CECILIE
  65. THE JOURNALIST
  66. THE WORLD
  67. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  68. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
  69. Newsletter Sign-up

“Go on, make a face like you’re dead,”

Said

HANNAH

The children tried to conjure up dead looks. Dull eyes staring at the ground. Slumped shoulders. For the sake of art. Hannah had decided to start a YouTube career. Maybe she’d turn out to be a born influencer. She was always searching herself for some sort of talent. Her channel was called: Life in the Cellar. Mostly she shot the others crawling around downtrodden locations—a fashion show with clothes from the Salvation Army, interviews with the homeless.

“How did you end up in this situation?”

“Well, I got sick.”

“Okay, got it, thanks a lot. Have a nice life.”

The earnest social reporting was not very successful. Not even a hundred views. There were far more clicks when Hannah convinced boys to glue their eyelids with superglue, get SpongeBob tattoos on their foreheads, or crash full speed into a wall on a stolen bicycle.

On the day they were all supposed to make dead faces, she recorded a makeup tutorial. Karen, Peter, and Don looked despondent, quasi hopeless, the light of a crummy afternoon seeped into the factory. Hannah made up the dead-looking children and filmed it.

Hannah looked like one those manga characters, the children who traipse around with bodies like Barbie dolls. Her hair now platinum blonde and one centimeter long, coupled with her odd, gangly body,

Just look at them,

Thought

KAREN

“A totally new world order is nearly upon us,” said Hannah into the camera, and Karen found herself in a really bad mood. If cartoon figures were going to explain the world now, she might as well just go home. “What do you mean,” asked Karen. “What new world order? You talking about the role of the Vatican? It’s said in the Book of Revelations that the Holy Roman Empire will rise again during the end-times. An orchestrated apocalypse in which the Catholics are left as the new world power, now that’s an idea. Speaking of which, did you guys know that there are now drones that are smaller than the palm of your hand? They can drop a small amount of explosives right on the forehead of the target and take them out.”

“Oh man, that’s just a fairytale,”

Said Don, and

“Um, no,” whispered

MI5 PIET

Though probably

KAREN

Was

Just in a bad mood that afternoon. She was increasingly moody of late, was nervous and anxious and dispirited and enraged, and all of those things alternating within minutes, and Karen knew what that meant. It was starting. “I have to go,” she said, because she couldn’t stand the others or herself, and went home. Well, that is, she went to where she lived. To the tower blocks. With tiny balconies where because of the constant rain, of course, nobody ever sat or grilled—what would they grill anyway, their own legs?