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Chapters (69)
  1. Copyright Notice
  2. THE MILLENNIUM
  3. DON
  4. HANNAH
  5. KAREN
  6. DON’S MOTHER
  7. PETER
  8. THE MOTHER
  9. DR. BROWN
  10. HANNAH’S FATHER
  11. SERGEJ
  12. MOTHER
  13. THE RUSSIAN
  14. THOME
  15. THE RED DEER
  16. THOME’S FATHER
  17. WALTER
  18. KAREN’S BIG BROTHER
  19. PATUK
  20. OLD WOMAN
  21. POLICEWOMAN
  22. BEFORE THE INTERMISSION
  23. INTERMISSION
  24. HUMANITY
  25. SIR ERNEST (EARL)
  26. COMMUNICATIONS CONSULTANT
  27. PROGRAMMER
  28. MA WEI
  29. CARL
  30. THE FRIENDS (BEN, KEMAL, PAVEL, MAGGY, RACHEL)
  31. BODYCAM MAN
  32. MAGGY
  33. MR. M.
  34. ROGER
  35. THE AVERAGE ENGLISHMAN
  36. THE LAB DIRECTOR
  37. HONEST MAN
  38. JOB NOMADS
  39. COURIER
  40. BOXER
  41. ATTACKERS
  42. THE EIGHT-YEAR-OLD PROSTITUTE
  43. KEVIN
  44. SWEATING MAN
  45. BERTA AND HENRY’S
  46. RACHEL
  47. YOUNG MEN
  48. ARTHUR
  49. STUDENT
  50. ROB
  51. A WOMAN
  52. PHILOSOPHER
  53. THE MATTRESS SELLER
  54. ABDULLAH B.
  55. THE PRO-LIFERS
  56. PROFESSOR DR. KUHN
  57. JON
  58. PROFESSOR
  59. MIDDLE-AGED TEACHER
  60. WOMAN WITH THE THINNING HAIR
  61. BANKER
  62. THE CHILD
  63. THE NEW PRIME MINISTER
  64. MADAME CECILIE
  65. THE JOURNALIST
  66. THE WORLD
  67. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  68. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
  69. Newsletter Sign-up

Thome’s happiness at being far removed from his father, from the boredom, the feeling of being insufficient, was only minimally tarnished by the inconvenience of a few laborers. Cleaning, washing socks, rolling up socks. Thome imagined for a moment sinking for various reasons into poverty and having to do all those daily human chores. Grocery shopping. Standing in line. Cooking things, making the bed. Thome had no idea how other people—they were people, after all—managed it. All those tedious, time-consuming activities whose only aim was to keep the human organism alive. Buying toilet paper was clear evidence of having defecated. He had never seen a single one of his relatives or acquaintances buying toilet paper. The toilet was never mentioned; it was invisible and silent. Except for sexual uses. He knew of neighbors who had installed a glass toilet in their bedroom to be able to watch the stool leave their partner’s bodies. Turned them on. Thome knew he had nothing in common with other “people.” This wasn’t meant to be arrogant, it was just a fact. He had tried now and then to engage people in conversation. But he didn’t understand what they were talking about. Raf stopped snoring. Who the fuck was Raf? Thome shared his room with a young man who was related to somebody from the royal family. But, really, who wasn’t? With little effort Thome could easily establish ten provisional connections to major royal houses via his family tree. Some promiscuous great-grandfather had found his way into family trees all over the place. Back to Raf.

Whose hair fell over his only minimally degenerate, aristocratic face. Thome resisted the impulse to tousle it. He was British. Meaning you didn’t tousle, you engaged in conversation. That had to suffice as foreplay. Raf started snoring again. It had been a late one yesterday. The Pakistani drug dealer had invited Raf, Thome, and two other smug idiots from the Cambridge Rowing Club to go to Rochdale to have sex with very young girls. None of the young men had ever been with prostitutes before, and as a result they enthusiastically accepted the invitation straightaway. Anything dirty was alluring, you wanted to be part of it.

An odd calm had held sway during the drive to Rochdale. The young men felt uneasy. Not because they were on their way to stick their genitalia into people who were presumably none too excited about it. None of the young men thought of a prostitute as a human being, because along with the fact that they were women, they would also be those people. The young men couldn’t be blamed for the fact that they deemed unimportant any life form born outside the ruling class. One must factor in tradition, education, and people’s propensity to place themselves above others, and one must be charitable in the assessment of their state of mind and character.

So.