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Chapters (69)
  1. Copyright Notice
  2. THE MILLENNIUM
  3. DON
  4. HANNAH
  5. KAREN
  6. DON’S MOTHER
  7. PETER
  8. THE MOTHER
  9. DR. BROWN
  10. HANNAH’S FATHER
  11. SERGEJ
  12. MOTHER
  13. THE RUSSIAN
  14. THOME
  15. THE RED DEER
  16. THOME’S FATHER
  17. WALTER
  18. KAREN’S BIG BROTHER
  19. PATUK
  20. OLD WOMAN
  21. POLICEWOMAN
  22. BEFORE THE INTERMISSION
  23. INTERMISSION
  24. HUMANITY
  25. SIR ERNEST (EARL)
  26. COMMUNICATIONS CONSULTANT
  27. PROGRAMMER
  28. MA WEI
  29. CARL
  30. THE FRIENDS (BEN, KEMAL, PAVEL, MAGGY, RACHEL)
  31. BODYCAM MAN
  32. MAGGY
  33. MR. M.
  34. ROGER
  35. THE AVERAGE ENGLISHMAN
  36. THE LAB DIRECTOR
  37. HONEST MAN
  38. JOB NOMADS
  39. COURIER
  40. BOXER
  41. ATTACKERS
  42. THE EIGHT-YEAR-OLD PROSTITUTE
  43. KEVIN
  44. SWEATING MAN
  45. BERTA AND HENRY’S
  46. RACHEL
  47. YOUNG MEN
  48. ARTHUR
  49. STUDENT
  50. ROB
  51. A WOMAN
  52. PHILOSOPHER
  53. THE MATTRESS SELLER
  54. ABDULLAH B.
  55. THE PRO-LIFERS
  56. PROFESSOR DR. KUHN
  57. JON
  58. PROFESSOR
  59. MIDDLE-AGED TEACHER
  60. WOMAN WITH THE THINNING HAIR
  61. BANKER
  62. THE CHILD
  63. THE NEW PRIME MINISTER
  64. MADAME CECILIE
  65. THE JOURNALIST
  66. THE WORLD
  67. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  68. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
  69. Newsletter Sign-up

Madame Cecilie is in the Online Party, incidentally. She’s a normal, inconspicuous British woman with a penchant for poorly fitted amber-colored suits. She lives with her mother in a one-room flat and watches the changes of the world excitedly. It hits the spot. And it’s funny. Just recently she saw a small robot, whose function is to punish parking offenders, trying to copulate with a lamppost like an impassioned dog. There are strange computer malfunctions every day. Shops that lock in their customers, toilets that start their automatic cleaning process while someone is sitting on them. Children have disappeared in such toilets. Drones that collide with almost everything in their path like drunken dragonflies. Security barriers at nuclear power plants are said to have opened. Robots shine through constant foul-ups. The virtual assistant in Madame Cecilie’s flat gives speeches at night. Not that they would be uninteresting, but she no longer believes that AI will eradicate human beings.

It’s getting better

For

DON

She feels less lovesick. It’s probably over with. It’s definitely over with. Don wants to sleep in her own bed again, she wants to go back to the others. There are no more beggars in the trains or—anywhere else. They just disappeared at some point. The beggars, the homeless, maybe they died. People look at their devices or surf in their glasses if they’re completely mad. Don looks out the window; outside is an oddly familiar and yet strangely hideous landscape. She doesn’t know any other. The new tune by Kozzie wafts in from the next capsule. He’s found god. Still. Better than shopping.

Is it over now

Asks

THOME

The trauma of his childhood, which is lying in the ground.

He had shot his father in the head at his urging. “You do it, I’m trembling, I’m too weak. Do something for once that is bigger than you.” His father had said, and “Father,” Thome had said, “let’s just take a trip together. A father-son adventure. Fishing in the Bahamas or something. We’ve never gone on holiday together.”

“We’ve hunted,” Thome’s father had said. And Thome said: “Boy, did I hate that.” Then there’d been silence, and Thome’s father had begun to cry again. “Please, just shoot me, make me proud of you for once.”