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Chapters (69)
  1. Copyright Notice
  2. THE MILLENNIUM
  3. DON
  4. HANNAH
  5. KAREN
  6. DON’S MOTHER
  7. PETER
  8. THE MOTHER
  9. DR. BROWN
  10. HANNAH’S FATHER
  11. SERGEJ
  12. MOTHER
  13. THE RUSSIAN
  14. THOME
  15. THE RED DEER
  16. THOME’S FATHER
  17. WALTER
  18. KAREN’S BIG BROTHER
  19. PATUK
  20. OLD WOMAN
  21. POLICEWOMAN
  22. BEFORE THE INTERMISSION
  23. INTERMISSION
  24. HUMANITY
  25. SIR ERNEST (EARL)
  26. COMMUNICATIONS CONSULTANT
  27. PROGRAMMER
  28. MA WEI
  29. CARL
  30. THE FRIENDS (BEN, KEMAL, PAVEL, MAGGY, RACHEL)
  31. BODYCAM MAN
  32. MAGGY
  33. MR. M.
  34. ROGER
  35. THE AVERAGE ENGLISHMAN
  36. THE LAB DIRECTOR
  37. HONEST MAN
  38. JOB NOMADS
  39. COURIER
  40. BOXER
  41. ATTACKERS
  42. THE EIGHT-YEAR-OLD PROSTITUTE
  43. KEVIN
  44. SWEATING MAN
  45. BERTA AND HENRY’S
  46. RACHEL
  47. YOUNG MEN
  48. ARTHUR
  49. STUDENT
  50. ROB
  51. A WOMAN
  52. PHILOSOPHER
  53. THE MATTRESS SELLER
  54. ABDULLAH B.
  55. THE PRO-LIFERS
  56. PROFESSOR DR. KUHN
  57. JON
  58. PROFESSOR
  59. MIDDLE-AGED TEACHER
  60. WOMAN WITH THE THINNING HAIR
  61. BANKER
  62. THE CHILD
  63. THE NEW PRIME MINISTER
  64. MADAME CECILIE
  65. THE JOURNALIST
  66. THE WORLD
  67. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  68. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
  69. Newsletter Sign-up

Who is kneeling next to the now almost completely dissolved corpse of his stepmother. Outside, in front of the villa, the boxwoods are being dusted, the private police ride through the park. It’s calm. Since the people became so satisfied. Even more satisfied and peaceful; basic income and now jobs and direct democracy, could a person want anything more?

Outside mechanical birds sing. Speaking of which—

There hasn’t been any fucking in the neighborhood for a good long time. Thome goes only sporadically into his surveillance room, that relic of his childhood, which Thome associates primarily with humiliation—when he did have a look at what was going on with the neighbors again one time, while his stepmother blew bubbles as she decomposed, he looked into all the neighbors’ torture cellars and sling rooms—boredom. Doughy patricians sat around helplessly in Italian silk underwear looking at their own legs. There’s more going on outside.

Little leaf removal machines drive up the street, the first ladies make their way toward their organic bakeshops with adjoining yoga and Pilates studios. Today they’re learning how to make their own espadrilles.

A dull sound in the house. What’s making that noise? Thome climbs the stairs to the library, opens the door, and sees—

THOME’S FATHER

Who has fallen over in his chair. After ceaselessly hitting the back of his head much too hard against the solid oak chair back. There he lies on the ground, with the chair, his legs in the air, crying. Thome stands in front of the beetle-like remnants of his father, and in seconds his life implodes. He’d been afraid of this, his entire life long. This little old lump on the floor had the power to fill his brain, to influence his feelings. He’d been so afraid of—that heap there. To see his weeping, suddenly geriatric father on the floor is the most embarrassing thing Thome has ever experienced. Not even seeing his father in latex gear on all fours in front of his stepmother was as bad. Speaking of which—

“She’s dead, Father,” says Thome. For a second he has the old man’s attention.

“Who’s dead?” he asks.

“Your spouse.” Says Thome. “She’s in the basement.”

“Dead?” Thome’s father asks. At least he’s stopped crying.

“Well, there might still be a bit of life in the crowns of her teeth.”

Thome’s father rights himself. “So, dead. Speaking of which.” He says. “I can’t go out on the street anymore after this disgrace.”

“Father,” says Thome, helping the old man up. “Get yourself together; you can try again in the next election, after the people are frustrated with the Online Party, which by the way was programmed by my boys. You know how these things work. First this one and then another.”

Thome’s father is too dazed to properly process the information.

Good cue.

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