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Chapters (69)
  1. Copyright Notice
  2. THE MILLENNIUM
  3. DON
  4. HANNAH
  5. KAREN
  6. DON’S MOTHER
  7. PETER
  8. THE MOTHER
  9. DR. BROWN
  10. HANNAH’S FATHER
  11. SERGEJ
  12. MOTHER
  13. THE RUSSIAN
  14. THOME
  15. THE RED DEER
  16. THOME’S FATHER
  17. WALTER
  18. KAREN’S BIG BROTHER
  19. PATUK
  20. OLD WOMAN
  21. POLICEWOMAN
  22. BEFORE THE INTERMISSION
  23. INTERMISSION
  24. HUMANITY
  25. SIR ERNEST (EARL)
  26. COMMUNICATIONS CONSULTANT
  27. PROGRAMMER
  28. MA WEI
  29. CARL
  30. THE FRIENDS (BEN, KEMAL, PAVEL, MAGGY, RACHEL)
  31. BODYCAM MAN
  32. MAGGY
  33. MR. M.
  34. ROGER
  35. THE AVERAGE ENGLISHMAN
  36. THE LAB DIRECTOR
  37. HONEST MAN
  38. JOB NOMADS
  39. COURIER
  40. BOXER
  41. ATTACKERS
  42. THE EIGHT-YEAR-OLD PROSTITUTE
  43. KEVIN
  44. SWEATING MAN
  45. BERTA AND HENRY’S
  46. RACHEL
  47. YOUNG MEN
  48. ARTHUR
  49. STUDENT
  50. ROB
  51. A WOMAN
  52. PHILOSOPHER
  53. THE MATTRESS SELLER
  54. ABDULLAH B.
  55. THE PRO-LIFERS
  56. PROFESSOR DR. KUHN
  57. JON
  58. PROFESSOR
  59. MIDDLE-AGED TEACHER
  60. WOMAN WITH THE THINNING HAIR
  61. BANKER
  62. THE CHILD
  63. THE NEW PRIME MINISTER
  64. MADAME CECILIE
  65. THE JOURNALIST
  66. THE WORLD
  67. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  68. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
  69. Newsletter Sign-up

Otherwise just a, go ahead, say it,

Child

It has limbs that seem to move independently of each other. So, wow. A child, a little person, a replica made from his DNA.

Thinks the

BANKER

Cool. His wife. Yeah, well, that’s another story. His wife must work, otherwise it wouldn’t be possible to pay for the child to have its own room in High Holborn. The child needs its own room. It has its own room, the child, crazy, an entire room, when 80 percent of the people in the city have just eight square meters to themselves, this child writhes around in a tidy fourteen square meters. It needs a room. That can be locked when the parents go to work. When they both still worked. A device handled supervision. The device filmed the child through its eyes, recording every movement. The absence of the parents, that is, the mother, worked marvelously for a couple hours. In the child’s room are dispensers with fluids and food. The child, the banker has forgotten its name, had developed a strong relationship with the device. In the evenings it didn’t want to hear its parents hold forth, it wanted to be told stories by the device. Bedtime stories.

“Anyone can make it to the top. That is the blessing of our economic system.”

“What is ‘blessing’?” asks the child.

“Blessing,” says the device, “comes from God. He protects good people, does Lord God. Everything will come to the industrious. If you study hard, respect money, eat healthily, and exercise, if you don’t loaf and take a nap in your scarce free time, then you will achieve all that you want in life.”

“Like toys and sweets?” asks the child.

“Correct,” says the Robi.

Right, yeah, and so on and so forth,

THE PROGRAMMER

We know him, he has his own ideas, which now reverberate in millions of children’s rooms like an elegy for neoliberal thought. What he’s trying to do at the moment is memory hacking. You repeat false stories for so long and in such detail that everyone believes them. Millions of children grow up with Ritalin and the lore of a technocratic programmer in their synapses. They will be complete idiots who will be useful in their composure and unambitiousness, who will believe in capitalism and follow with empty stares commands from machines. While the new generation of humans is assembled from better construction kits.

And

THOME’S FATHER