Back Grime
Chapters (69)
  1. Copyright Notice
  2. THE MILLENNIUM
  3. DON
  4. HANNAH
  5. KAREN
  6. DON’S MOTHER
  7. PETER
  8. THE MOTHER
  9. DR. BROWN
  10. HANNAH’S FATHER
  11. SERGEJ
  12. MOTHER
  13. THE RUSSIAN
  14. THOME
  15. THE RED DEER
  16. THOME’S FATHER
  17. WALTER
  18. KAREN’S BIG BROTHER
  19. PATUK
  20. OLD WOMAN
  21. POLICEWOMAN
  22. BEFORE THE INTERMISSION
  23. INTERMISSION
  24. HUMANITY
  25. SIR ERNEST (EARL)
  26. COMMUNICATIONS CONSULTANT
  27. PROGRAMMER
  28. MA WEI
  29. CARL
  30. THE FRIENDS (BEN, KEMAL, PAVEL, MAGGY, RACHEL)
  31. BODYCAM MAN
  32. MAGGY
  33. MR. M.
  34. ROGER
  35. THE AVERAGE ENGLISHMAN
  36. THE LAB DIRECTOR
  37. HONEST MAN
  38. JOB NOMADS
  39. COURIER
  40. BOXER
  41. ATTACKERS
  42. THE EIGHT-YEAR-OLD PROSTITUTE
  43. KEVIN
  44. SWEATING MAN
  45. BERTA AND HENRY’S
  46. RACHEL
  47. YOUNG MEN
  48. ARTHUR
  49. STUDENT
  50. ROB
  51. A WOMAN
  52. PHILOSOPHER
  53. THE MATTRESS SELLER
  54. ABDULLAH B.
  55. THE PRO-LIFERS
  56. PROFESSOR DR. KUHN
  57. JON
  58. PROFESSOR
  59. MIDDLE-AGED TEACHER
  60. WOMAN WITH THE THINNING HAIR
  61. BANKER
  62. THE CHILD
  63. THE NEW PRIME MINISTER
  64. MADAME CECILIE
  65. THE JOURNALIST
  66. THE WORLD
  67. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  68. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
  69. Newsletter Sign-up

When they finally arrived in Rochdale, it didn’t look any better than anyplace else. Than Liverpool. Just a smaller version. Just shrouded in rain that apparently never let up. Victorian. Dinosaurs. My ass.

A few weeks earlier Hannah would have thrown herself to the ground and kissed it like the pope, and her parents would have laughed. Now she found herself with a completely absent father and had to motivate him while pretending she knew what to do.

Using Google Maps, they walked down the main street, which was empty and terminated in a residential development that had apparently been expunged of actual residents. Hannah rang the bell of the super.

A fat old man, parentheses thirty-five, opened the door and, if you were to attribute anything to the open fly of his pants, had probably been interrupted while visiting a pedophilia site. The super took them to the lower level of the building—and just look at what they’d been able to do with a simple cellar. The rooms were painted in neon colors, laid with wood-grain linoleum, fitted with Wi-Fi and cable TV. A team of well-compensated city planners had hit on the idea to address overcrowding in the metropolitan area. It had turned out terrific. Windows—well, okay, there were no windows, but what was there to see outside anyway?

“When the furniture arrives…” said her father. It didn’t seem to matter to him where they were or why. And what furniture, anyway?

“Here’s the communal kitchen,” said the super, showing them a communal kitchen. There was a refrigerator where each resident could put their lockable food container, a gas stove that could be operated with a cash card. Same for the laundry machine, “here’s where you get the cards for warm water, and here,” said the super, “are the cards for the TVs,” which were already installed next to the beds in each room. “You have to put money on them. Good day.” Said the super, then he went back to the people he loved.

“Well at least there’s a TV,” said the father, dropping himself onto the bed. A dust of old skin particles danced in the fluorescent lighting, and Hannah was too dulled to come up with a way out.

She could try to get the ball rolling. Get flowers, a poster of a horse, and sheets. Or say: “Hey, come on, we’ll go register at the welfare office so we can get vouchers for the soup kitchen.” Or: “Let’s go explore the city. Dinosaur museum, cafés, whatever else. We can hang out and meet friends.” Or: “I saw some great thrift shops, we could go check them out.”

It didn’t matter.