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Chapters (69)
  1. Copyright Notice
  2. THE MILLENNIUM
  3. DON
  4. HANNAH
  5. KAREN
  6. DON’S MOTHER
  7. PETER
  8. THE MOTHER
  9. DR. BROWN
  10. HANNAH’S FATHER
  11. SERGEJ
  12. MOTHER
  13. THE RUSSIAN
  14. THOME
  15. THE RED DEER
  16. THOME’S FATHER
  17. WALTER
  18. KAREN’S BIG BROTHER
  19. PATUK
  20. OLD WOMAN
  21. POLICEWOMAN
  22. BEFORE THE INTERMISSION
  23. INTERMISSION
  24. HUMANITY
  25. SIR ERNEST (EARL)
  26. COMMUNICATIONS CONSULTANT
  27. PROGRAMMER
  28. MA WEI
  29. CARL
  30. THE FRIENDS (BEN, KEMAL, PAVEL, MAGGY, RACHEL)
  31. BODYCAM MAN
  32. MAGGY
  33. MR. M.
  34. ROGER
  35. THE AVERAGE ENGLISHMAN
  36. THE LAB DIRECTOR
  37. HONEST MAN
  38. JOB NOMADS
  39. COURIER
  40. BOXER
  41. ATTACKERS
  42. THE EIGHT-YEAR-OLD PROSTITUTE
  43. KEVIN
  44. SWEATING MAN
  45. BERTA AND HENRY’S
  46. RACHEL
  47. YOUNG MEN
  48. ARTHUR
  49. STUDENT
  50. ROB
  51. A WOMAN
  52. PHILOSOPHER
  53. THE MATTRESS SELLER
  54. ABDULLAH B.
  55. THE PRO-LIFERS
  56. PROFESSOR DR. KUHN
  57. JON
  58. PROFESSOR
  59. MIDDLE-AGED TEACHER
  60. WOMAN WITH THE THINNING HAIR
  61. BANKER
  62. THE CHILD
  63. THE NEW PRIME MINISTER
  64. MADAME CECILIE
  65. THE JOURNALIST
  66. THE WORLD
  67. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  68. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
  69. Newsletter Sign-up

In the library of his father, who sits behind his desk. The Russian whore is standing next to him, one hand on her husband’s shoulder as if they are posing for an oil portrait, the future prime minister and his spouse, who carries the geezer’s child in her stomach. Thome sits down. He looks at the old man. He thinks: you fossil. I can already see the livor mortis on your sallow skin, I see the gout in your old claws, I smell your old balls, and nothing, nothing has changed for you, because you’ll be dead soon. While people like me will live on in machines after we’ve drained your swamp. His father starts to speak: “It’s time to arrange my inheritance. In the future I’ll be in far more danger than now, as I’ll hold an important political office.” Clearing of the throat. Tense silence. Humanity’s IQ has been dropping nonstop since 1990, Thome had read yesterday. He tries to concentrate on his father’s voice. He wonders why people actually still stick to the concept of family.

“I shall divide my estate into thirds,” says Thome’s father. “One part will go to my wonderful wife, the second will go to the unborn child, and the third to you, my son. Though with the condition that you don’t let yourself get caught up in any scandal.” “What sort of scandal?” asks Thome, finding himself somewhat nauseated by the situation, such that he’d like to drop to the floor and just lie there. Thome’s father takes a deep breath. A bit of snot that’s entangled in his nose hair darts in and out like a kitten.

“Homosexuality, pedophilia, misappropriation, compulsive gambling, bestiality, violent crime. That sort of thing. In that case you will be immediately disinherited.” It’s important to know—Thome’s father has been a member for over ten years in the transnational Organization for the Restoration of the Natural Order, which opposes perversions. It had begun as the Agenda Europe network. Meaning: using lots of money and all legal means to create precedents. The draft proposal for the Polish abortion ban, the ban on same-sex marriage in various central European countries, and countless other triumphs of Christian ideas. Because: homosexuality and women taking on leading roles are the first steps toward anarchy. Parties to the organization include the Vatican, an Irish senator, members of European parliament, the head of the anti-abortion group European Dignity Watch, proxies for a Mexican billionaire, Archduke Imre von Habsburg-Lothringen, and alongside Thome’s father, Mr. Hylton, a former asset manager for the climate change denier Sir Michael Hintze. The organization is steered by the Vatican, which has managed despite all the disparate temperaments to reach a consensus, which creates laws and precedents. About order, right, well, and so forth.