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Chapters (69)
  1. Copyright Notice
  2. THE MILLENNIUM
  3. DON
  4. HANNAH
  5. KAREN
  6. DON’S MOTHER
  7. PETER
  8. THE MOTHER
  9. DR. BROWN
  10. HANNAH’S FATHER
  11. SERGEJ
  12. MOTHER
  13. THE RUSSIAN
  14. THOME
  15. THE RED DEER
  16. THOME’S FATHER
  17. WALTER
  18. KAREN’S BIG BROTHER
  19. PATUK
  20. OLD WOMAN
  21. POLICEWOMAN
  22. BEFORE THE INTERMISSION
  23. INTERMISSION
  24. HUMANITY
  25. SIR ERNEST (EARL)
  26. COMMUNICATIONS CONSULTANT
  27. PROGRAMMER
  28. MA WEI
  29. CARL
  30. THE FRIENDS (BEN, KEMAL, PAVEL, MAGGY, RACHEL)
  31. BODYCAM MAN
  32. MAGGY
  33. MR. M.
  34. ROGER
  35. THE AVERAGE ENGLISHMAN
  36. THE LAB DIRECTOR
  37. HONEST MAN
  38. JOB NOMADS
  39. COURIER
  40. BOXER
  41. ATTACKERS
  42. THE EIGHT-YEAR-OLD PROSTITUTE
  43. KEVIN
  44. SWEATING MAN
  45. BERTA AND HENRY’S
  46. RACHEL
  47. YOUNG MEN
  48. ARTHUR
  49. STUDENT
  50. ROB
  51. A WOMAN
  52. PHILOSOPHER
  53. THE MATTRESS SELLER
  54. ABDULLAH B.
  55. THE PRO-LIFERS
  56. PROFESSOR DR. KUHN
  57. JON
  58. PROFESSOR
  59. MIDDLE-AGED TEACHER
  60. WOMAN WITH THE THINNING HAIR
  61. BANKER
  62. THE CHILD
  63. THE NEW PRIME MINISTER
  64. MADAME CECILIE
  65. THE JOURNALIST
  66. THE WORLD
  67. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  68. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
  69. Newsletter Sign-up

Says: “We need to get into the habit of locking the door,” and while delivering this line feels like one of those actresses with a white blouse, wild hair, and a breechloader. She distinguishes between we and you. Of all the unpleasant attributes that used to characterize the adults in Rochdale and Liverpool, racism had always been the most disgusting to her. Losers who sneered at other losers. It seems as if stalagmites should have grown in the hall. It seems as if, with the homeless outside their door, the cuteness of the location has disappeared. Obviously nobody here thinks: we’re sitting in the midst of totally cute surroundings. They just have a feeling. That their garden outside is in danger; same for the solar panels. That they can’t go out in their underwear anymore to drink the first coffee of the day. That they should lock the door like—people. That’s how it starts, acting like a capitalist, becoming a nationalist, a right-wing asshole, with vulgar fears about your meager belongings. That you would like to add to, protect, and celebrate. Would we have to let them, to sleep here? Don thinks, but doesn’t voice her thought because she’s afraid the others might be open to it and they’d have strange men sitting here at the table. “I’m going over to see the nerds,” says Don. “Anybody want to come with?” They all come along happily. They lock the door with much care. Outside there’s no wind. The yellow light of the city is reflected back by the sky, or perhaps there’s a full moon behind the clouds. It has rained again. The ground won’t absorb the water any longer; there’s no snow in the northern hemisphere.

It’s always something.

The

FRIENDS

For example are in a state of alarm. On the verge of complete meltdown. “Soon they’ll be licking the walls,” says Karen upon seeing the nerds. Although they have different skin colors and body types, the hackers resemble each other in their unhealthy, nervous vibe. They’ve barely left the building for days, eaten cold pizza from cardboard boxes, not slept, not washed. That still works at their age, as you can be sticky and dirty, exhausted and agitated, and nothing is off-putting about the shiny skin, the stringy hair, the rigid belief in being able to influence the world. The air in the room is filled with delusions of grandeur. “Spoofing doesn’t work, pass the hash check.” They hammer codes into their computers. Don rolls her eyes. Full of themselves, she thinks, so fucking full of themselves. “What are you guys doing anyway?” she asks Rachel, whose eyes are so infected she looks like a bunny in a spotlight.

Brilliant, Rachel seems to think. Boast. Alarm. Now.