Back Grime
Chapters (69)
  1. Copyright Notice
  2. THE MILLENNIUM
  3. DON
  4. HANNAH
  5. KAREN
  6. DON’S MOTHER
  7. PETER
  8. THE MOTHER
  9. DR. BROWN
  10. HANNAH’S FATHER
  11. SERGEJ
  12. MOTHER
  13. THE RUSSIAN
  14. THOME
  15. THE RED DEER
  16. THOME’S FATHER
  17. WALTER
  18. KAREN’S BIG BROTHER
  19. PATUK
  20. OLD WOMAN
  21. POLICEWOMAN
  22. BEFORE THE INTERMISSION
  23. INTERMISSION
  24. HUMANITY
  25. SIR ERNEST (EARL)
  26. COMMUNICATIONS CONSULTANT
  27. PROGRAMMER
  28. MA WEI
  29. CARL
  30. THE FRIENDS (BEN, KEMAL, PAVEL, MAGGY, RACHEL)
  31. BODYCAM MAN
  32. MAGGY
  33. MR. M.
  34. ROGER
  35. THE AVERAGE ENGLISHMAN
  36. THE LAB DIRECTOR
  37. HONEST MAN
  38. JOB NOMADS
  39. COURIER
  40. BOXER
  41. ATTACKERS
  42. THE EIGHT-YEAR-OLD PROSTITUTE
  43. KEVIN
  44. SWEATING MAN
  45. BERTA AND HENRY’S
  46. RACHEL
  47. YOUNG MEN
  48. ARTHUR
  49. STUDENT
  50. ROB
  51. A WOMAN
  52. PHILOSOPHER
  53. THE MATTRESS SELLER
  54. ABDULLAH B.
  55. THE PRO-LIFERS
  56. PROFESSOR DR. KUHN
  57. JON
  58. PROFESSOR
  59. MIDDLE-AGED TEACHER
  60. WOMAN WITH THE THINNING HAIR
  61. BANKER
  62. THE CHILD
  63. THE NEW PRIME MINISTER
  64. MADAME CECILIE
  65. THE JOURNALIST
  66. THE WORLD
  67. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  68. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
  69. Newsletter Sign-up

Who has somehow managed to make it back to the wasteland on the outskirts of town, and is nearly home. Nearly sober. No longer staggering. No longer talking to her hand. No longer unhappy. But also no longer alone, because, in the mud between the catchment basins, settlements have popped up overnight. Tents are set up. Plastic tarps draped over boards, campfires, and—as always, when people settle down somewhere—piles of rubbish. Illegal itinerant workers. Young and sort of young men from Romania, Bulgaria, Russia, Poland. Before the country’s departure from the wonderful European political union they’d been happy. In places like Manchester, Blackwater, and Birmingham. They saved for small houses, the things people do when starting out. Since Brexit most of them had lost their residency permits. And then stayed for a while in the dreary areas where they’d been, where there was no sympathy for them, where the long-established residents reported them. So now they’re here. The second-to-last station. None has money for a ticket home, none wants to go home, to some dark place where there’s nothing awaiting them but liquor and cold winters. They sit here in front of lodgings made of tarps, which is better than sleeping on the street in the city. That has become dangerous, as now they aren’t even the hated foreigners with jobs anymore and are instead considered lepers. They are the offerings that had to be sacrificed to save the world. The men smell. The possibility to wash their clothes or themselves in the oily runoff streams is of little interest. They seem almost relieved now that their fear is gone. The years-long fear of losing the amenities, the leakproof windows, the flowing warm water, the incomes, and the mattresses had been so great that a sense of relief now wells up. They have arrived back where they started. A tarp on the ground, a couple of pieces of furniture scrounged up, and beans. That’s what life provides for them. Like all here in the wastelands, these men are so far removed from the idea of having a hearth and library that they don’t even get envious when they walk through central London looking for a chance to get into a bit of petty crime. They would never conceive of their lives as so boring that they would voluntarily forsake it for hours-long voyages into virtual reality. They’ve never thought of optimizing themselves with the help of apps and trackers, only to then have the optimized version of themselves evaluated in the virtual world by unknown idiots. They have never paid for anything with an app, have never stuck an internet-enabled dildo in their orifices, they have lived 1.0 lives with the romance of 1.0 life, pubs, friends, staring at women, falling in love and dreaming of owning a house of their own. And that’s why, dear scum of society, that’s why you are here, staring into the night at your wits’ end. Some distance away