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Chapters (69)
  1. Copyright Notice
  2. THE MILLENNIUM
  3. DON
  4. HANNAH
  5. KAREN
  6. DON’S MOTHER
  7. PETER
  8. THE MOTHER
  9. DR. BROWN
  10. HANNAH’S FATHER
  11. SERGEJ
  12. MOTHER
  13. THE RUSSIAN
  14. THOME
  15. THE RED DEER
  16. THOME’S FATHER
  17. WALTER
  18. KAREN’S BIG BROTHER
  19. PATUK
  20. OLD WOMAN
  21. POLICEWOMAN
  22. BEFORE THE INTERMISSION
  23. INTERMISSION
  24. HUMANITY
  25. SIR ERNEST (EARL)
  26. COMMUNICATIONS CONSULTANT
  27. PROGRAMMER
  28. MA WEI
  29. CARL
  30. THE FRIENDS (BEN, KEMAL, PAVEL, MAGGY, RACHEL)
  31. BODYCAM MAN
  32. MAGGY
  33. MR. M.
  34. ROGER
  35. THE AVERAGE ENGLISHMAN
  36. THE LAB DIRECTOR
  37. HONEST MAN
  38. JOB NOMADS
  39. COURIER
  40. BOXER
  41. ATTACKERS
  42. THE EIGHT-YEAR-OLD PROSTITUTE
  43. KEVIN
  44. SWEATING MAN
  45. BERTA AND HENRY’S
  46. RACHEL
  47. YOUNG MEN
  48. ARTHUR
  49. STUDENT
  50. ROB
  51. A WOMAN
  52. PHILOSOPHER
  53. THE MATTRESS SELLER
  54. ABDULLAH B.
  55. THE PRO-LIFERS
  56. PROFESSOR DR. KUHN
  57. JON
  58. PROFESSOR
  59. MIDDLE-AGED TEACHER
  60. WOMAN WITH THE THINNING HAIR
  61. BANKER
  62. THE CHILD
  63. THE NEW PRIME MINISTER
  64. MADAME CECILIE
  65. THE JOURNALIST
  66. THE WORLD
  67. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  68. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
  69. Newsletter Sign-up

They ring at Patty Myers’s place. It doesn’t ring because the electricity has been shut off. Patty Myers lives on Roundhay Road in Leeds. One-room flat. Sofa rented to a Polish plumber, by whom she became pregnant. Too much vodka one night. Shit happens. Patty has never indulged much in the way of physical interests. She’d had polio. What? Yep, polio is back, and it’s a mutation that isn’t being vaccinated against because generally nothing is vaccinated against anymore, don’t ask. So physically nothing happening, mentally either, her parents had sent her off to a home, because … doesn’t matter. Alongside her basic income, Patty once in a while dabbles in disability snuff. Nothing bad. Little clips for people who are excited by the metal rods she wears. Metal rods like the old days. Cheap. Of course. Patty and the Pole drank and then Patty had sex for the first time, and it was nice, first and foremost nuzzling with another person afterwards was nice, it was warm and not drafty the way it was when constantly alone. Unfortunately the Pole moved on; his name was Sergej and he was very fit. Patty was left behind and pregnant. “Hey, you old whore, did you murder an Englishman?” shouts a fat man, who is well over two hundred pounds and accompanied by three friends who also weigh close to two hundred pounds. They find a new use for the metal rods on Patty’s legs during the course of their visit.

Is something wrong?

Asks

THOME

Sweating. What a poseur. What a bumbling idiot,

Thinks

PETER

And motions Thome over. Thome kneels down in front of the beanbag. Peter closes his eyes and kisses Thome. He tastes just the way he looks. Peter has no idea how to kiss properly, he tolerates the uncomfortably large tongue in his mouth. He has to distract himself in order not to throw up. He thinks of last night, when he pretended to be asleep,

He thinks of

HANNAH

Who is thinking of Peter.