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Chapters (69)
  1. Copyright Notice
  2. THE MILLENNIUM
  3. DON
  4. HANNAH
  5. KAREN
  6. DON’S MOTHER
  7. PETER
  8. THE MOTHER
  9. DR. BROWN
  10. HANNAH’S FATHER
  11. SERGEJ
  12. MOTHER
  13. THE RUSSIAN
  14. THOME
  15. THE RED DEER
  16. THOME’S FATHER
  17. WALTER
  18. KAREN’S BIG BROTHER
  19. PATUK
  20. OLD WOMAN
  21. POLICEWOMAN
  22. BEFORE THE INTERMISSION
  23. INTERMISSION
  24. HUMANITY
  25. SIR ERNEST (EARL)
  26. COMMUNICATIONS CONSULTANT
  27. PROGRAMMER
  28. MA WEI
  29. CARL
  30. THE FRIENDS (BEN, KEMAL, PAVEL, MAGGY, RACHEL)
  31. BODYCAM MAN
  32. MAGGY
  33. MR. M.
  34. ROGER
  35. THE AVERAGE ENGLISHMAN
  36. THE LAB DIRECTOR
  37. HONEST MAN
  38. JOB NOMADS
  39. COURIER
  40. BOXER
  41. ATTACKERS
  42. THE EIGHT-YEAR-OLD PROSTITUTE
  43. KEVIN
  44. SWEATING MAN
  45. BERTA AND HENRY’S
  46. RACHEL
  47. YOUNG MEN
  48. ARTHUR
  49. STUDENT
  50. ROB
  51. A WOMAN
  52. PHILOSOPHER
  53. THE MATTRESS SELLER
  54. ABDULLAH B.
  55. THE PRO-LIFERS
  56. PROFESSOR DR. KUHN
  57. JON
  58. PROFESSOR
  59. MIDDLE-AGED TEACHER
  60. WOMAN WITH THE THINNING HAIR
  61. BANKER
  62. THE CHILD
  63. THE NEW PRIME MINISTER
  64. MADAME CECILIE
  65. THE JOURNALIST
  66. THE WORLD
  67. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  68. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
  69. Newsletter Sign-up

Stands in front of the doctor’s body. Well mashed. He thinks and breaks out in a fit of laughter that despite the term’s misogynist connotations is best described as “hysterical.” Now, it’s not every day you strike somebody on the head so hard that part of his brain is laid bare. Arthur’s wife is anesthetized. He looks with bewilderment into her open vagina. He’s in shock. He’s going to be a father. His wife won’t abort the child. He’s going to be a father, and everything will be sorted again. He starts to sing. His wife will not leave him. She wanted to leave him. That is, a few days before she had said she could no longer stand him. But you should know.

That Arthur can’t stand himself, either. Ever since Scriptbox technology started to choose screenplays, that is for two years now, he hasn’t been able to sell a single play or screenplay. At first he had still thought: Well, guess I missed the mark. You should know that Arthur is in his mid-forties and for twenty years had been able to more or less live off his screenplays and theater pieces. The plays ran successfully in off–West End venues. The screenplays were a bit more fraught. Up to thirty-two rewrites for independent films. But he was satisfied. He was an artist. Now he receives a basic income. The Scriptbox algorithm has saved every theater piece and film screenplay that’s ever been produced, all of which are analyzed for profitability and risk, and the algorithm then gauges the prospects for success of new works. That is, based on what sentences and other elements appear in successful works. If little or none of that appears in a new work, the piece doesn’t have mass appeal. Bye-bye.